Anti Bad English and Twits

NOTICE: HIATUS

2010-04-26T00:52:00.000-07:00

THE AALTEAM2 IS ON HIATUS.

(Psst, we have found better things to do)
Making ah lians mad was quite amusing, but nonetheless we figured that we require more productive things to do. Thus, we'll go for an unlimited hiatus - or even a permanent one.

Sidenote: Lians will never be cool because they do not know who they are in the first place. Thus, they'll forever be posers. Forever.

My opinion on some aal blogs

2010-02-27T03:37:00.001-08:00

Hello. Today, I’m not planning to post anything about ah lians or ah bengs. Rather, I am going to discuss about my thoughts regarding some of the quasi blogs, namely, the ones that criticize the ah lians and ah bengs. In order to prevent any form of conflict, I do not wish to specify the particular blog that I am referring to.

Firstly, I think that in blogging about ah lians, we should never actuate vulgarities for our cause. This is extremely important, as utilizing vulgarities would only mean that we are mere hypocrites that have an inferiority complex that requires the belittling of others to satisfy. On the contrary, I firmly believe that we should criticize them and comment on their negative traits. Most of the time, we would try to provide reasons as to why we are doing so. If we simply bombard our posts with names of organs relating to the genitourinary system, as well as the erogenous areas, we are simply stooping down to their level! In my opinion, this defeats the purpose of creating such a blog, because even people who would potentially support you based on your stand would simply disregard your opinions when they spot such words. Remember, we are here to divert them to the right paths. Perhaps we would gain some fun replying to flames, but using their tactics to prove your stand should not be the way. When posting, criticizing without offending is key.

If you have read my previous post regarding the psychological characteristics of ah lians, I mentioned that they usually resort to using vulgarities whenever they have nothing left to say. It is crucial to take note that an argument should be one that uses a multitude of ideas that both go in depth as well as different points of view. If both parties are simply ranting about points that are based on groundless ideas, then it isn’t worth arguing about. Simply put, using a diverse of vocabulary of swear words should not be the way to present your ideas. As I have touched on previously, what is the point of bringing in words related to the genitourinary system, and perhaps ideas related to sexuality? If you have the maturity to comment about ah lians, you should have the maturity to know that sexual intercourse is just a part and parcel of our species’ evolution. As such, I believe that it is completely extrinsic to use such words to convey ideas that are totally unrelated, unless, of course, you are referring to the problem of underage sex that the bengs and lians typically engage in.

Secondly, I think that the posting of links to the blogs of any individual for personal attacks is not acceptable, as well as their photos. In doing so, you are not only propagating the idea that destroying the social life of other people is perfectly acceptable, but also causes the people around you to question your morals and ethics. First of all, are posting such links going to benefit you? Or is simply used as a tool to attract attention? Furthermore, it is against the law. Even if you censor or edit their images out of proportion, they are usually recognizable.

Thirdly, not everyone that criticizes you is against you. This is also the typical ah lian/ah beng mindset, as mentioned in my previous post. This is especially so if you are the owner of an anti ah lian blog. I have encountered a few instances where some people commented negatively on this blog. Although they may criticize this, I did not label some of them as an ah lian. First of all, I would accept criticism if these two conditions are met:

1) You type in proper English (does not need to be perfect) that is free of vulgarities.
2) Your ideas are not overly repetitive, are logical and not offensive.

Besides that, commenting on irrelevant points only make you seem like you are the weak party that is getting defensive. For example, what are their nicknames going to do with the argument? Unless the nicknames are related to the characteristics of a group of people, such as the usual ‘xiiao’ or ‘xiao’ prefix in front of most ah lian’s nicknames, replying to an individual with regards to their nicknames is downright pointless.

In a nutshell, this post is not meant to criticize, offend, or cause any form of conflict. Nor is it an open attack to any of the aal blogs. If any of the writers of the aal blogs are guilty of this, you do not have to remove your blog or any of your posts. This post is only meant to express my honest opinion. After all, I don’t wish to cause any form of conflict between the other aal blogs. In fact, the cardinal purpose of this post is to simply let readers know our stand.

What makes an Ah Lian?

2010-02-04T01:48:00.000-08:00

What makes an Ah Lian?

I have came across this question numerous times, and it is indeed arguable that there is not a precise definition of an ‘ah lian’. According to wikipedia, the term ‘ah lian’ is a pejorative term used to describe Chinese girls in the Singapore-Malaysian region who are characterized by their lack of intelligence and materialistic mindset. While our previous descriptions of ah lians are purely based on their physical attributes, it is in fact, much more than that. It all boils down to their character.

Yes, while it is true that not everyone who wears skimpy clothes or pierces their bellies are ah lians, it can be considered a relatively accurate indicator of whether one can be considered an AL or not. Why? Well, the reason lies in the fact that the way we think is often portrayed in the way that we dress and act in public. Do you see the connection?

Of course, I mentioned above that not everyone who looks like an ah lian is one. So, what makes an AL an AL? Well, the answer lies in their mindset and character. Firstly, ALs usually engage in conversations that contain a gargantuan amount of vulgarities, which is probably their lingua franca anyway. In public, they usually center the attention on themselves, and are indifferent to those around them. As a result, many of them get into trouble, whether it is with the law or with members of the public. While there are a handful of ALs who excel in school, many of them do not. This is due to the fact that they spend most of their time doing unconstructive activities, such as camwhoring. This brings me to the next point. ALs love to camwhore. Although saying that photo-taking makes one an AL is definitely an over-exaggeration, ALs do, as a matter of fact, take multitudinous photos of themselves and that of their friends. It is idiosyncratic of them to rotate their camera at a 45-degree angle while snapping their reflection from a mirror.

That said, I would now like to expand a little on their inherent lack of ability to utilize higher cognitive thinking. First and foremost, they enjoy jumping to conclusions during arguments and repeating whatever they said previously. When all else fails, they usually start hurling their diverse vocabulary of vulgarities towards whoever they are quarrelling with. Does this sound familiar? I bet it does. More often than not, the ALs are the ones who label themselves an AL. After which, they start acting as if they are being despised by us. This doesn’t stop there. Some of them would start complaining about their broken families, and blaming their unacceptable behavior onto their parents. Yes, it is true that some of them have a really bad childhood, but that does not mean that they submit to fate! If you come from broken family, then rise above it. You have the power to control your life, and only losers put the blame on others. It is not what happens to you. Rather, it is how you respond to it.

Well, that was a little sidetrack from the topic. But the main point of this post is to let everyone who reads this realize that the characteristics associated with ah lians are only the physical aspects. However, the reason that this is often used is because it stems from their inherent materialistic and shallow mindsets, and not because we discriminate those that wear short skirts. The fact that they present themselves in such a manner reflects on their character, which results in the physical characteristics of Ah Lians which we have mentioned.

2009-12-25T00:11:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas everyone!! =D Nice little 'war' at the tagboard...keep 'em coming!!

Anyways, I'm just here for a short update. Regarding the tagboard, I have tried solving the problem. However, it seems like it still doesn't work. I'll check with my other team members to see if I can get access into the tagboard account so that I can remove the ban. If all else fails, I may then consider putting up a new tagboard.

As for those who are banned, please use the comments link below every post. Apologies for the inconvenience caused.

Ciaos~

Welcome to Singapore, the land of lians and singlish!

2009-11-18T02:18:00.001-08:00

Forget the merlion, forget ERPs, forget Sentosa!

Introducing the newest tourist attraction of Singapore!

TWITS! (aka lians)

As said by Cheryl "They want hate Ahlians let them hate. They just dont know how to appreciate this unique trait of singapore, which other countries dont have."

Applause please! We, Singapore, finally have something that other countries do not have! LIANS! Whoa!

I'm sure Malaysia will not quarrel with us over this 'uniqueness'.

Last time I checked, twits were a world-wide phenomenon. It's just so happens that the some countries do not have Asian twits. For example, in America, they call'em airheads/bimbos/bitches. It just so happens in Singapore they are called twits/lians.

So to our global readers, come visit Singapore if you'd like to see them twits!

That'll never happen.

I'll migrate outta this country if lians became our national identity. Yuck.
----

COME VISIT SINGAPORE! WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU VISIT THE MERLION INSTEAD OF TWITS. :D

Guest Post: The Biology of AL's Brains

2009-11-08T23:55:00.000-08:00

Written by: De Maitre

This is the brain of a typical Ah Lian. There's something very wrong with it. Look closer.

Can you identify the problem?

No?

I'll tell you why.

It's empty. That's what it is.

E-M-P-T-Y

Word of the day!

2009-10-20T02:02:00.001-07:00

Word of the day:

"Euuuiis"

It means 'yous', which, technically, makes no sense.

How to construct it? "Euuiis all kaopei miie for what? Wan fiite arhhh? Cum la!"

What would a lian do?

2009-10-18T22:15:00.000-07:00

Okay, so this post is gonna be more informal ^_______^ and crazy
Isn't it nice to see liannies all around? On the bus, in school, in malls and even in your underwear? (Oh, I don't know).

How will a lian react when she gets into a car crash and survive?
A. She starts screaming and call all her gan di, gan kor, gan whatever-insert-shit-name-here to murder the dude who crashed into them. The nerve!

How will a lian react if she got dumped?
A. First 1min: omigoddzx howxzx he dumpped miie leiii . iie wannnaxzx diexxzx liaooxzxz. iie will neberxz wannt tuu fall iinzx lurbbes agaiin .
Next minute: -sees a guy- omigawd hiie's shoo haut ! iie tynkk iie wanna go jio hiim (or whatever word you like)

How does a lian react to bad results?
A. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE waiii??? iie thoughhhtzxz iie damnned smarted? farkkk laaaaaaaaaaa. aiiyah nebbermindxcx...gud results 4 wut...nort liiekk iie wannna biie a lawyyersxz or summethinng. iie go enjoy liife betterr with mmy gan (insert shit name). wharts e poiint of studying stiiell?

END OF RANDOMNESS. Sugar high from durian cakes

Why English Still Remains Important In Singapore

2009-10-17T07:01:00.000-07:00

Greetings, it's me, AAL Svperstar again~ -waves-

I would like to bring up something regarding why English remains important in Singapore, regardless of whether China is a rising economy or not.

Even if in the next 1o years, China will be better than USA's economy, we still cannot emphasise it as the language we should use. Do you know what is the purpose of English being used in Singapore? It is not because we were once a British colony (Think Sri Lanka's national language being Sinhala after independence). Rather, it is because it is the linking language amongst the different races in Singapore. English is used basically is because of the fact that it gives no one an advantage over others because we are non-native English speakers.

Even if Mandarin's gonna an important language, it's not going to happen in just 10 years. English will continue to be the most widely used language.

Also, I would like to ask you guys a question: are liannies only bad in English? More often than not, they are bad in both languages. They struggle with BOTH English and Mandarin or their respective mother tongues. If one were to be an epic-failure in English, and also is horribly bad in their mother tongue, where are they going to be? If they decide to not take part in the global competition and stuff, well, I guess go ahead, fail English :D

Okay, that's all folks! Thanks for tuning in!

An unexpected expected sight

2009-10-15T04:58:00.000-07:00

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, ah lians and ah bengs. It's been quite sometime since I've posted something more of substance, rather than fast, plain and absolutely strange posts.

Regarding the title, it isn't a mistake for those who are unable to see. Well, perhaps you will understand when I further elaborate my post. The title is a typical oxymoron, really.

It all began today, when I decided to go to NTUC for some window shopping with my pals. When we stepped into the NTUC, what greeted us was the crisp, cool air in the store. Simply refreshing. And if you did notice, NTUC do play some sort of music in its stores(no matter how cheap some people think they are). We were so happily browsing through the rich selection of mechandises(we were at NTUC extra, actually) when suddenly(!) we hear a bunch of screaming girls.

I'm not exaggerating this. Their screams in a supermarket was highly unnerving. It sliced through the calm, soothing atmosphere with such brute force that it was almost unbearable. But what startled me more was what they were doing.

The five of them -by the way, they are from Holy Innocents' Secondary School- were trying to pack themselves into a trolley. Can you imagine? The five of them tried squeezing themselves into a trolley that is meant for storing food. Heck, even babies don't sit in there! Okay, so they were racing around with the trolley with so many people packed in there, screaming, squealing and acting as though they were in an amusement park. Cheap thrills.

Oh, don't tell me things like, "They will grow out of it", "It's just a phase of their lives", "they're just having fun". Having fun at the expense of the public's peace is grossly unacceptable. I've given up on trying to educate lians. They have their lives, I have mine. But when they intrude into my life by messing up a good day, that's when I get pissed.

Although I didn't expect this incidence to happen today, I did expect such an action from liannies. Well, what can you expect? They're liannies. You know, you know, like boomz? (insert sarcasm)

Ah, they -finally- got chased out of the mart when they supposedly encountered a collision upstairs, and were screaming like it's halloween(which isn't today, kay liannies?). Not only did they not return the trolley, they even went out making the typical vulgarity littered singlish and act like they were not at fault.

Please, liannies, have some sense of decency. You did not only disgrace yourselves as human beings, but even your schools when you go out making a fool in school uniform. I repeat, the school was Holy Innocents High School (or was it secondary school? I have no idea).

Well, that's about all. It is indeed, an unexpected expected sight. I apologised if this post ended up with a lack in substance, scince I do believe I did not live up to what I tried writing about properly.

The Impact of Bad English

2009-09-15T06:05:00.001-07:00

Very often, many ALs who visit our blog have mentioned that their bad standard of English is not an issue as the usage of language is up to an individual. However, this very idea in fact is quite shallow as the negative impacts that bad language command can bring about are existent, and adverse.

Recently, Ris Low has sparked media attention due to her appalling English standards despite her being crowned Miss Singapore 2009. Many have also mentioned that her bad language command reflects the standard of English in Singapore’s society, and that her being chosen was a downright disgrace to our country. However, another question that we have to ask ourselves is: why are many Singaporeans such weak in the language?

Singlish, a term coined from the combination of Singapore and English, is often used by Singaporeans to communicate to one another. Originating due to the multicultural society, Singlish has become an idiosyncratic Lingua Franca of Singaporeans. Singlish does not cause any negative impacts per se, but the inability of many people to code switch, especially those weak in the language, usually leads to a bad standard of English in formal situations. One example would be the abovementioned Ris Low.

This brings me back to the topic of ALs. Most of the time, ALs employ an atrocious command of language in conversing with others. Despite having such bad language, they refuse to look up a dictionary in order to improve their English. As a result of constantly twitting and/or combining other languages with English, their standard of English drops radically.

Singapore’s economy depends largely on foreign investments and tourism. Due to our small land space and lack of natural resources, Singapore is forced to depend on other countries for its continued economic survival and progress as a nation. English is an international language, thought not everyone can speak it. Yet, it is the only language that we need to know fundamentally in order to converse with people of different nationalities. The United States of America (USA) has the highest GDP in the world, and is also a country that Singapore’s economy depends on largely. If we lack the Basic English skills, how is it possible to invest there, and perhaps survive economically?

A relatively short post, but it brings the point across: bad English does not simply affect an individual. Especially if it is on a large scale, it can affect an entire nation’s image and perhaps economy. If anyone thinks that the blog which we have created is a waste of time, think again.

The problems with ALs‏

2009-08-24T23:33:00.000-07:00

Written by: Cindy

As we all know, ALs like to create trouble. Regardless of what you do, they will still look for you with their “family”.

If you met a reasonable AL (the better kind of AL) and they want to “settle” with you, normally 1-on-1 and through talking, it’ll be OK.

If you met an unreasonable AL (which is the most common kind)… Talking doesn’t solve the problem; they will still come and beat you up, if you don’t want to get beaten, you have to say sorry. Whether you are in the wrong or not, they don’t care about anyone being in the wrong, even if it’s one of their “family members” who offends you first, you’ll still be in the wrong and get beaten. ALs thinks they have power and they are bigger than you, and everyone has to listen to them, if you don’t, either they beat you up or you have to say sorry. When they have a fight between their “family” and another, ALs will never get beaten and they are proud of it, because they have people to “protect” then. Unless necessary, ALs will only sit back and watch their “family” beating another person. This is how unreasonable they are.

I admit the fact that I once used vulgarities, like never ending. But I controlled myself and now I don’t say vulgarities anymore (which, I am very proud of myself). One day, ALs will come to their senses and quit saying vulgarities, quit smoking, stop creating trouble. But I guess that will be like, only 1 out of 10 of them. And most ALs have already stopped twitting, even some of them hates it.

Guest post: The psychological characteristics of Ah Lians

2009-08-16T00:51:00.000-07:00

Written by: De Maitre

Based on 6 months’ worth of data collection, when I talk about ALs, I’m talking about teenagers from 13-18 years old who share the following characteristics in varied combinations:

Self Inflated Ego- They like to think they are pretty, but most of them are plain Janes. They normally share the same re-bonded China-doll hair cut, thick make up and an awful taste in cheap clothing. I don’t have issues with rebonded hair and cheap clothes, but ALs have a remarkable talent in making nice hair and clothes look bad. As for thick make up, I think it should be reserved for Wayangs, not for the streets. They like to say stuff like “DM, you jealous of me right? Cos I’m so pretty…” Urgh, I would rather die a virgin. What’s more, if you don’t think they are pretty or smart, they mutate into banshees that scream an endless barrage of vulgarities.

Sensitive- they can criticize you, you can't criticize them. They take it VERY personally. They'll threaten to burn down your house, whack you up and start challenging you for your real name, your home address, handphone number and your gender. Heh, everyone knows me as DM, I don’t know why they have issue with that. And I suspect most ALs are homophobic, I guess they just want to get laid by every male that walks across their path in order to feel like they are "wanted" and "desirable". They take rejection personally too, they do threaten suicide (to me, its good riddance to bad rubbish).

Diarrhea of the Mouth, Constipation of the Brains (intellectual poverty)- I realize that all ALs can’t debate. All they can do is swear and accuse people of being kaypoh. I find it incredibly amusing that when I leave comments, I get accusation of “stepping English” (since when was speaking standard English a sin?) or for being a kaypoh (I love being a kaypoh, anyone who has curiosity in them will be a kaypoh!). So far, a few ALs have “cursed” me to be childless in future, even AFTER I told them I refuse to have kids due to the 50% chance of them turning bad. The other words they like to use is slut/bastard. Well, pot calling the kettle black in most cases. Heh.

Look for trouble- ALL ALs have this problem, they love looking for trouble, they are trouble, their friends are trouble, their love lives are trouble and they come to people’s blog to make trouble. When they get flattened for doing that, they go back to their gang complaining that people create trouble with them. *snort* Right, who was the one who started spewing vulgarities at the wrong people who made neutral comments about ALs’ deviant behaviors?

The whole world is in the wrong, only they are perfect- ALs actually think they are very clever. Serious. They actually created their own lingo and create new meanings for words! Singlish is fine, twitting still exists! And the best part about twitting is, there are no rules. I have no idea how much further that lingo can be further degraded and segmented. They use words like flirt, spammer and kaypoh very liberally without knowing what they mean. Poor sods.

Bad Command of Language- they just don’t have a command of language. They can’t speak English properly, can’t speak Chinese properly, can’t speak dialect properly AND they think they are clever because they are not pretending to be clever. I’m so impressed I could die of happiness. They actually made an ART out of being a failure, and since being a failure is the hardest thing for most of us to achieve (on a philosophical level), we have to give them credit for that…

Physical Aggression- That’s the only way they know how to settle “issues”. They call it talk, but given their admirable levels of patience, eloquence and verbal expression, I really question how long the “talk” can last before they resort to their nails and hands. A few ALs have expressed their wish to slap me, but since they can’t find me, they are reduced to mopping around whining about how pathetic I am. Haven’t they heard of verbal slaps? I’ve been giving them tons of verbal slaps along with the other AAL writers. Unfortunately, ALs have such thick hides that slaps have no lasting impression. Now, imagine slapping a bull, it just feels irritatingly ticklish to them, the same reaction when you verbally slap liannies). Subtle sarcasm doesn’t work on them, at ALL. They need to be verbally punched in the face before they run back to their pack whining about being mistreated.The word “dog”- I don’t know why they have to use the word “dog” on everyone, be it friend or foe. They don’t call people baboons, morons, jackasses, etc. From the Freudian perspective of symbolism, I would hypothesize that it’s a reflection of their behavior:

- They mate like dogs (multiple partners)
- Run in packs (their endless lines of gans and jies)
- Bark a lot (the endless barrage of vulgarities and empty threats)
- Howl to the moon (emotional outbursts at night about being lonely and

unwanted by their family)
- Bitch bitch bitch (they are experts at that)
- Run off with their tails between their legs once they meet their betters

The inability to swear properly- They are masters of quantity, not quality. They feel very empowered using “f” words and other hokkien words. Unfortunately, their hokkien stinks to high heaven, the sentences often don’t make sense. For example- knn limbei you! (translated as: screw your mother, your father you). That doesn’t make sense doesn’t it? And the part that really made me flinch was the use of CCB by ALs, may their vaginas rot off from overuse.

Self destructive behavior- I find it very cute that they always glorify these three things: smoking, drinking and sex. I think these are activities that no under-aged kid in their right mind would do. What’s more, I’ve been trying to go to a few AL’s blogs to offer them “good advice”. Typical of their rebellious nature, most of the replies I’ve gotten are “who are you to tell me what to do? Stupid Kaypoh”, the nicer ones were “I don’t know who you are, thanks for the advice, but I’ll live my own life”. I have a question- “Why is a stranger offering you good advice inferior to that of the gans and jies that teach you how to die of cancer or STD faster?”

If you aren't with me, you are against me- As long as you don't agree with "the" AL way, you are a nerd, even if you can't study. Either that or you're a retard, idiot, bodoh, huan loh, hongster, or whatever, even though you know you are smarter than them and a lot less flirtatious.

Mysterious creatures- no one understands them. Really, you see them declare this all over their blogs. Their teachers, parents, boyfriends and siblings don’t understand their insurmountable pain and anguish over lord knows what. Nobody can understand why they do stupid stuff like getting knocked up and going for rounds of abortion. No one understands why they have to waste all their money on cigarettes and alcohol when the highest pay they can get is approximately $6/hr. No one understands why they take so many MCs and leaves even though they are earning so little. No one knows why they prefer bad friends over good ones. No one knows why they want to go to NT or NA when they can perfectly well get into express. No one knows why some of them give up poly to join their bfs in ITE. No one knows why they still stay with a boyfriend who would rather sleep or flirt with other girls than hang out with them. Are they that stupid? Maybe. I bet they don’t even understand themselves. Lost souls… After many scuffles with them, I realize they switch to the “sob” story after some time. They start to cite stories about having a single parent, stepparent from hell, lousy parents, etc. as a reason for their deviant behavior. I think that is a terrible excuse. I’ve met people who come from single parent families with that single parent being a shitty example of parenthood (gambling, loansharks, alcoholism, etc) but they still turned out fine. Why? It’s because they have the ambition and determination to pull themselves out of the vicious cycle. So my point is ALs are weak in mind, body and soul.

Vulgarities: The corruption of language

2009-08-07T01:46:00.001-07:00

Many Ah Lians enjoy using vulgarities when trying to put their point across. Of course, due to their corrupted language skills we often don’t understand what they are trying to tell us. To make it worse, many of them add in a gargantuan amount of vulgarities, especially in hokkien. As such, even if their arguments have a grain of truth in them, though unlikely, we wouldn’t even understand what they are trying to say!

Recently, I have chanced upon some anti-aal blogs. From that name, you can infer that they are the Ah Lians. Upon entering their websites and reading their mindless posts, it is always of immediate realization that they lack the sarcasm and level of intellect to be able to attack the aals. Well, what can you expect from them anyway? There are some ALs telling us that our blog is of no use. But if so, can you imagine how the anti-aal blogs can be useful?

As for the ALs who visit our blog, please also learn how to flame creatively. For example, instead of dumping your entire dictionary of vulgarities, try using things like, “I’ll shove my beautifully manicured fingernails up your ass!” For goodness sake, I’m starting to get bored of their usual ‘arguments’.

Using vulgarities often corrupts one’s ability to effectively use a language. Although many stubbornly argue that they are able to use proper English when the time comes, most of these people tend to unconsciously use bad English at such instances. Reason being, when you repeat something (e.g. vulgarities) in such a large frequency, it becomes embedded in your mind and enters your subconscious mind, becoming a habit.

From a nationwide point of view, a corrupted language can adversely affect foreign investments as well as the good image of Singapore that we have taken decades to build. Although it may sound exaggerated, bad English on a more individual level can affect the impression others have on you. So my dear liannies, would you want to be despised by society, or do you want to make a good impression on others? It’s your choice.

Although many ALs do have a good grasp of language in hokkien and possibly Chinese, it is crucial to maintain a good language standard in English as well. Why? It is not that English is the most important language, but rather because it is widely used globally.

--Important Notes--

1.) I would like to officially announce that our guest reader De Maitre is not a member of aalteam2, nor is his/her blog affiliated to us.

2.) At aalteam2, we do not condone the personal attack of any individual, regardless of whether they are an AL or not. Please take this as the final warning. If anyone posts a URL of another person's blog, the post will be deleted immediately and the IP, banned. Thank You.

Just to clarify, AALteam2 does not post photos that are ripped off from blogs/friendster etc, as well as do personal attacks. Instead, we are relying on pure intellect to criticise twits and bad English. As such, do not accuse us of anything that we did not do as you can be charged under the Defamation Act.

Trying to belittle others? Don't overdo it.

2009-07-26T06:10:00.000-07:00

Okay, so that's the topic of belittling other people~

I came across this message by some person who apparently wants to belittle others and try to show their superiority by adding in no-value-added stuff of their achievements in life. It goes something like this

"I join my line not because of money! If not why would I forsake my $100k job of blahblahblah company? I do not engage with unethical dealings with some people(I.e person directed). I was the head of some GRC 5 years, and an enthusiastic grassroot leader for 20 years! See? I am not like you. Unlike you, people I've dealt with are way more polite, gracious, so darlingly thoughtful. UNLIKE YOU!!!!!!!! I have earned more than 10x than what I would have earn from your miserable little sum of money over the past month! You think I care about your deal?"

So you see, when you belittle others, please, please, please do not add in irrelevant things. We won't care what organisation you came from, how enthusiastic you are about being a grassroot leader...blah. When you wish to belittle others, attack their weak points, not like the silly, ludicrious anonymous loser who appears to suffer from low self esteem. Thus, he/she requires to make themself to be better(albeit an utterly lousy attempt) by showing off their marvellous achievements, their marvellous pay, their marvellous character and their marvellous acquaintances.

Oh, one last thing:

Please do not soil PAP's name by using it in a weak bragging attempt. :D
Kapish.

2009-07-04T05:03:00.000-07:00

liykke hiies , iie liiyke , haventt p0stt3ds inn liiyke sh0000 l0nqq .

SO HELLO WORLD :D

I am glad to announce that! There is this overwhelming amount of ah lians in my area, ._.
LIIYKE OMIIG0SHHHHHH . D: D: D: D:
MUST KAWL DHEE AHLIANINATOR . D:
Kay. Bye :D

Sing a song of ah lians, a pocket full of guns,
Shoot them in the rear end and peace would fill the night... (I forgot the lyrics.)

Sing a song of sixpence ftw.

Lian kindergarten song

2009-07-03T08:06:00.000-07:00

Somedae, iie'll grow up to b
A pwiincess!
Somedae, you will see
That iie'm the best, the best!

Maniicuresxz everyday
And shoppingxzx
What school, what workk?
They should all go awae!

What act cutezx?
iie'm naturally cute lei!
iie'm a pwiincess, yeah a pwiincess
Buay song? Get lost lah!~~~~(fade)
--
Sung in tune of Somewhere over the Rainbow. :O

'people' and lack of comprehension skills.

2009-07-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

You know, ever since the tagboard has been spammed by mindless comments that reflects the poster's lack of comprehension skills, I simply wonder how these people do in their respective language comprehension passages in school, or even in society, for that matter.

Do they, say, jump into conclusions?

Or perhaps, were blindly 'swindled' by the flowery language of politics?

Maybe, they are even those who go buying a new product without reading the fine print?

Amazing, bravo. I simply cannot fathom. Is it the fault of them being truly not bothered (and why would they thus read this blog?) or are they just....well... Unless they are medically certified to be mentally challenged in certain aspects, I shall just say...silly.

The lack of comprehension skills in society today can prove to be very disadvantageous. Do you know how many types of propoganda we are facing in reality? There's advertisements, there's gossips, there's bias news(mayhaps from other countries, I don't know). Practically everything can be turn into propoganda and if you're not very good at comprehending these things, you might fare just as badly in detecting their intent.

I'm going to cut the stuff short, because I do understand that most people who frequent this blog appears to not be interested in the nagging I do. Do know that I am merely reminding people of the importance of comprehension skills.

Because if not...

Many, many people will laugh at your foolishness.

HELLO PEOPLE!

2009-06-19T21:17:00.000-07:00

How's it going! Anyone having their holidays right now?
Wow, I didn't realise that the blog wasn't updated -smiles sheepishly-

Oh yes, I've finally visited Sentosa! -grins widely-
You know, nerds like me rarely find time to go to Sentosa.
And it's there that I realised that lians get to enjoy total freedom regarding what they wear.
T-shirt
Short shorts
Flipflops.

It's an ah lian heaven...well, the beaches at least. It's rare to see ah lian at the attraction that requires payment. Oh hoho.
Guess the beaches are free. Just needa pay $3 for admission.

You know what? I have nothing much to say. Hah!
-

Well , I finally found something to write about .
Bugis , in our aalteam2 opinion , is not specifically an ah lian hangout .

(Eww, talk about horrid punctuation)

Seriously, we said it was a place where we can find lians!
Oh yes, I am currently so busy that I find it pointless to rebut anything right now.
Silence is not consent, or guilty, or whatever people can cook up these days.

Mmm yes, back to nerd mode. I'm sure I need to change my specs into thicker frames...wait, lians use thick-frame spectacles. It was a hit...no, urgh. You know what? I'll just go take a spinach shake or something. Hah.

Alas! Another type of lian!

2009-05-28T02:53:00.000-07:00

The subgroups of lians keep popping up one by one nowadays, as I become more conscious of my surroundings (whether fortunately or not).

Today, I'll introduce to you guys, the 'punk' lian. It is called 'punk' because they are not actually punk, but posers.

SUBGENRE: 'PUNK' LIAN
CHARACTERISTICS:

Does not type cutesy
Doesn't hesitate to use the word F***, who needs farkk or whatnot crap/loser typing? They'll tell you straight "F*** off!" Like, insane amount of f*** (e.g "today is so f***ing hot sia, damnit la, the f***ing teacher just caught me for my hair. kaopei her la. bloody ****ing god)
Has the typical mini mini skirt/ankle-less socks/loads of piercings
Does not rebond hair, but layers it so much that it falls all over the face
Is not really interested in Chinese techno/hiphop/whatnot music
The westernized version of a lian

(Note: this is only for a general guide)

Why you shouldn't be in this category:
Because although you think that it may be 'cool' or what not, it actually looks horrible. To many, it doesn't look like a real punk dude.

It looks like a mutated lian version.
Although it's away from pink princess land, it still is horrible.
So, perhaps these people hate the world, I don't know.

P.S:
Lians have many subgenres, which is very eerie.
P.S2:
Being 'punk' lian doesn't mean you're different. You guys morph into one group once again.

For the worse and shameful side.

---
Now, for comments

So, we've come to the issue of racism.
(And of course, lian/twit's mindless accusations)

Let's be direct:
I will never support racism.

And thus, this blog will not be used to promote racism.

"empty try saying these type of things to niggas and such . they gon kick your ass like some soccer balls.

Why would we want to say these things to niggas? Hello, please do not use the term 'niggas' because it only reflects your character, your values, and of course, what kind of parents you have.

okiie tix ishh a veli shortxz postx, hoppe euu gaiis dunch mindxzxz

Marriage

2009-05-23T08:37:00.000-07:00

Can you imagine? Marriage in flipflops. Whoa.

Fighting for no Obvious Reasons

2009-05-18T05:20:00.001-07:00

“eh! si beh buey song ah! Kao pei la wan settle outside izzit?”

The above sentence was probably repeated multitudinous times by the Liannies and Bengs. Their behaviour only serves to show that they are boorish people who lack culture. Of course, Man started out as an inherently destructive and angst-driven being, but from the birth of civilization till today, violence has brought nothing but harm toward humanity.

Lians and Bengs do indeed have such a low intellect that everything in which they are unhappy about involves fighting, leading to them ending up in hospitals after getting their asses kicked. Even so, they never seem to stop and continue getting new scars which they boast to everyone about. Besides having a nice stay at the hospital, they usually end up in prison some time or another when the police get called in and arrest them for rioting. Oh well, what can you expect from these kind of people?

Many fights like these start when these people think that someone is staring at them, even if it is an accidental glimpse. Speaking of staring, I hope that the Bengs and Lians would get to know this: nobody in the right mind would want to stare at thrash. As for the normal people, please try not to look at the Lians and Bengs, for you might end up in hospital, not for injuries but for getting sore eyes. Besides beating up people for an accidental glimpse, they usually start fights for things with no obvious reasons. For example, they bump into you and accuse you of bumping into them while walking.

Most of the time, Bengs are the ones getting into fights, although the Lians sometimes do as well. However, saying that the Liannies are forgiving is the worst idea you could have. As AALteam once mentioned, the Ah Lians would usually keep it to themselves and bitch behind your backs. When this happens, they would get their boyfriends to fight against the person that the Liannie was “offended” by, making them do all the dirty work.

Although violence is a part and parcel of life, the way that these people use it are such that it causes more destruction than construction. When they start fighting, it doesn’t solve anything, since it doesn’t prove that the winner of the fight is correct. No matter how hard we try, we can’t seem to drive this intrinsic principle of life into their thick heads. Luckily, some of them change and become better people. As for the others, I seriously have no comment about them.

Smoking in Public

2009-05-02T01:17:00.000-07:00

I came across an article in STOMP showing a girl smoking openly in school uniform while crossing the road. Apparently, her actions were recorded by an In-Vehicle camera and got posted on youtube. The link to the article is this: http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=67710. In it, the writer mentioned that the video “was captured at around 2pm at the junction of Pasir Ris Drive 6 and 1”, and that “the girl was seen taking at least three puffs from the cigarette she was holding while crossing the road”. For those who want to watch the video, I have embedded it here.

As you can see, the girl was smoking in full view of the public. Seriously, does she want to get caught be the police? =.= I’m sure we all know of the consequences of smoking. They give you horrible appearances and a higher risk of cancer. Speaking of horrible appearances, the Ah Lians are dumb enough to smoke despite the fact that it makes them look older with leathery skin. Anyways, they would start dumping a full bucket of cosmetics on their face that makes them look like ghosts.

Maybe that dude who shot that video should send it to the school’s principal so that they could watch the students more closely. Otherwise, she would start offering her juniors weed and get them addicted as well. Ishh lykk, smm0kciingzxs ishh g0o0dzxz f0erzx y00h .__. I’m sure she isn’t the only one who smokes. Most Ah Lians probably smoke as well. For those who remember, one of the tagboard flamers told us that smoking could be used to cure some sort of disease. We now know that what she said was “true”, and Zann drew up a list of diseases Ah Lians get that requires them to be cured by smoking =D

Oh yes, as I was reading the comments made by some Lian/Bengs on that video, I couldn’t stop laughing! Their imbecilic comments were so groundless and were repeated ever so often. Here are some examples.

flaminknight1:
eh i m more curious y tat driver put a cam or a phone on the dash...and lookin at it i tink its on for quite some time...does he always on it to shoot schoolgirls??!!

Aloysius1994:
Damn lame, nothing to do go snapshot girls. Why your hand so steady, you pin up your camera and get ready to take video of young girls? Si tico. Put this type of tico music along with the video somemore. Smoking is not a 1-puff-and-die thing, not toxic waste. You no need huanlo so much, find something better to do with your time. Just fuck off and die, mf'er!~ :D

If you notice, they are all quite similar. Firstly, they think that the person who got the video was trying to take photos of girls. If you wonder why they think that way, it’s because they are feeling guilty of doing the same thing. For some reason, both of them seem to be guys. They probably fear that the same thing might happen to them, too. Notice their appalling English as well =D By the way, the video was shot by an in-vehicle camera, so they should be feeling too embaressed to reply to the comments made by the guy who shot the video.

Oh yes, I also want to highlight an incident that happened somewhere near my house. There is a coffee shop somewhere near the ground floor of a nearby block that sells cigarettes to teenagers. I observed that the buyers would stuff money into an old lady’s pocket and grab the weed from a table in front of her. Sometimes, it’s not entirely their parent’s fault for allowing them to purchase weed. I wonder of the police knows about it. Oh well, underage smoking seems to be a widespread problem in Singapore nowadays. So folks, remember to stay free of smoking and most importantly, Twits!

Inappropriate attire and sending 'messages'

2009-04-24T00:30:00.001-07:00

Yes, Singaporeans have been recently -or maybe not so recently- branded as too lazy in choice of clothing. Everywhere we go, we see people with t-shirt, shorts, flip flops.

It's t-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
T-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
T-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
The army of badly dressed Singaporeans.

Yes. Indeed. It's so inappropriate, especially if you're shopping at Orchard road. And guys, seriously, Singapore isn't that hot. I'm just surprised people don't freeze their asses off by wearing like that in our mostly air conditioned places. I sure hope those people won't wear that 'standard' outfit to a wedding dinner. Hah, that'll be funny.

Lians love to dress like that too, I noticed. It's the same ol' tight fitting shirt, mini mini shorts(gosh, they exists!) and flip flops. Oh, don't forget about the hideously straight rebonded hair. Hideously straight. My gosh, it just looks like they put a sheet of black paper over it. I don't think all of them have unruly and untamable hair right? In fact, I think that the only thing that's unruly and untamable are their characters.

I can just imagine them going "wharts sho wronq abut teeeshiirtx shortxz and flipp flopps? atxx leastxz wee dun habbe ugly leggs lykk euu" Umm, by the way, lians and their toothpick legs do not interest me or spark the slightest bit of envy.

Since we're on the topic of bad dressing, I just wonder what kind of messages these people sent? Especially those females who wear translucent tight fitting T shirt with some black bra below. You know, my direct inference would be that they are trying to act like hookers. It is hardly sexy. Of course, I do not mean that everyone should be wearing knee length skirts and whatnot. We're in a modern world, yada yada, but still, t-shirt, shorts, flip flops is just...overboard.

There's a thin line between trendy and just plain off-fashion. I believe ah lians have crossed that line.

ah bengs, ah lians, and sex

2009-04-17T01:39:00.000-07:00

LOOK guys it's the SEX topic.

Mmm. Yeahhhh. No, I'm not going to give graphic details of sex; I'm quite sure the net has loads of that already.

I came across this blog of some dude name garywhatshithellidonotknow thanks to a link my friend gave me. I nearly lost my lunch, dinner and breakfast. That guy has had sex with so many women, including aunties. Well, mostly lians and desperate-for-sex women, but meh. I'm not going to go "Hah! Wish he gets aids" That is not up to me, although it seems very likely to happen to him.

If his acts do not appall me, his English would! Oh, and by the way, since they are all willing people, it's not up to me to comment much about how immoral it is. EXCEPT the fact that omfg they are contributing to aids cases in Singapore and ...soiling our beautiful society's image. Singapore is conservative, deal with it. I'm just surprise edison chen actually managed to come into our country unscathed.

Here's all the contradictions and bad English on his blog.

"SeX iS A Natural Part oF Life, Love it. "There's nO ugLy wOmAn, OnLy LaZy wOmAn"

Umm, sex is a natural part of life. But what is sex for? Sex is meant for reproduction...and by using contraception as he so called 'bonk' these womEn, that is not natural.

There is no ugly woman, only lazy woman? Yeah, the womAn he is referring to must be beautiful and not 'lazy'. Define lazy. Lazy as in not thinking of having sex every moment? That, my dearies, is invalid to be termed as lazy. And FYI to guys, guys need sex more than females >_>

'From the website above, peoples are actually earning money through fake accusation & fake videos. How will i post my photo out man..Why never use their brain?? For everyone to know, gary's videos are only from me, through e-mail, msn or some which already download & post in blog by others. Garyngghkvfys videos all has either thetend.com watermark or garyblahblahblah@hotmail.com watermark.. Oh dear, i wish i can bonk the 2 ladies who took the photos together. They looks delicious. Wahahaha!!!"

Oh my god. All this dude is thinking about is bonking females. How crude. Yes, indeed. He's not stupid...he uses his brain and therefore he has sex with plenty of females and gets away with it happily. He even has sex with his cousin. Talk about desperate.

And apparently lians and bengs are so poor that all they can afford is either steal something or have sex. Sex seemed like a better option to them. Then wham, comes along an unexpected pregnancy and whatnot shit.

And by the way........his English was so bad that I had to think like an ah beng to understand him. It is like: today i bought this ice cream hor, it was so good want(one?). then i saw this hot babe with xxx bra size and want to bonk her"

=.=
Like seriously. ...my dear ah liannies. Do you guys really want to have sex with these kind of men? But since most of you have proved to have little brain usage, I bet you guys don't care. Oh well, enjoy and happily prepare for the consequences. Condoms are not 100% safe! It's 99.9% and umm, that 0.01% is a hell lot of sperm =.=

2009-04-16T08:59:00.000-07:00

About the stupid smoking thing, it's written in Reader's Digest that, smoking can harm your faceee. Liiykk qiibiinqq euu piiempless && uthhurrhs farrhniies shtuuff .

Hence, I conclude:
Photoshop cures that. ^^v.

Kthxbai, :D

2009-04-13T08:13:00.001-07:00

Y'know what. Since the liannitards (yes, new species. :O) didn't answer OUR question of: "Whadd dherr phuckks d0esh shm00kiinqq curre?", I, Zann, the awesomest of awesome, shall answer that.

Due to stupidity as aforesaid, by the liannitards, I have concluded that smoking cures the following diseases:
- Lungobursticuz
Symptoms: Lungs start to weaken.
Cure: Death by smoking.

- Imaretardasmokism
Symptoms: Wanting to smoke due to peer pressure and smoking for fun.
Cure: Death by smoking.

- Liannitardiculum
Symptoms: You twit.
Cure: Death by smoking, an alternative of having sex with multple partners will enhance and hasten the death sequence.

Yes, for Lungobursticuz, it only occurs to people who smokes wayyy too much. This results in lung cancer. Or throat cancer, either of which would result in you dying if there isn't a cure :D

As for Imaretardasmokism, its only due to people between the ages of 10 to 17 wanting to smoke because of peer pressure, or rather, the frequently used excuse, "I need to relief stress wor", Oh why don't you go photoshop your faces, it'll reduce stress! (Not on your computer though, it'd explode from multiple layers you made to immaculate your faces.)

And last but not least! Liannitardiculum, its a horrible disease spreaded to approximately iie-dunchh-phuckkinqq-kn0es number of people, on a daily basis! :D In my belief, I think you should go buy those type-guides for kids between the ages of 6 to 8 for proper typing skills, whereby they teach you basics of where the hell you should place your heavily menicured* fingers, and how you should type without breaking your expensively menicured* fingernails.

Yes, this is a very very very very very very (spamz0rs) bored Zann :D

SMALL NOTE: *MENicure is used to mock the spelling ability of xiiaolov... something. :D

The Xiiao Stuppidx People

2009-04-13T04:33:00.000-07:00

It’s Zee Anti Twit posting once again =D

I’m seriously going to do the same ol’ boring thing once again. Yes, it’s the replying of tags made by the uh…‘tards.

Most Liannies seem to have a nickname with the word “xiiao” in front. FYI, the Liannie that I’m going to write about later on is called “Xiiaolovellies”. Just look at her name. Just makes one want to laugh, don’t you think? If you ever wondered why most Liannies have a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of their name, I can tell you that it refers to their brain size. It sure does fit their intelligence, isn’t it? =__=

Heh, let’s see what sort of harebrained ideas they have came up with this time.

Xiiaolovellies said:
Ohmy, sorry i dont work for people, i own a menicure shop at holland v. I think you guys are seriously stupid. Can speak better english can get better job? Laughs* perhaps yes,but if you're rich, you can GO BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND DONT NEED TO THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT Working?

Zee Anti Twit:
For your information, my dear Xiiaolovellies, smart people like us don’t want to aim so low the way you do as to open a tiny manicure shop at the roadside. I’m sure that your business would fail sooner or later, given the fact that you drive everyone away with your astoundingly bad English.

Xiiaolovellies said:
And , oh please . if wear skinnys means ahlian, then my mum wear skinnys too , my aunty wear skinnys too , they ahlian meh? laughs*

Zee Anti Twit:
You have already answered your own question. And yes, you’re so right. Your mom is a Liannie as well. My my, who knew Ah Lian “culture” was inherited?

Xiiaolovellies said:
I think you guys are really starfish* brainless fool. BTW , i didn't say smoking can cure cancer, FYI , i only say smoking can cure certain disease

Zee Anti Twit:
The starfish part was seriously random. Are you an earthworm? O_O I also didn’t say that smoking can cure cancer. You were the one who assumed it yourself. The photo thingy was made as an example to show how stupid you are. Like…how can smoking cure a disease? As Zann already pointed out, there are a few possibilities:

1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.
2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D
3. You made that up
4. You’re not human, but a strange creature that requires those toxic chemicals to be cured
5. The disease is Ah Lian noise pollution disease, that requires you to smoke so that you can stay quiet
6. You doctor was just a figment of your imagination
7. You have a mental problem

The ones in blue were added by me. I could make the list a lot longer if you really wanted, but that kinda defeats the purpose.

Xiiaolovellies said:
I Dont kaopeh so much when you didn't get your facts right, it'll only make you look like one fool , and regarding you "lian and love problem" laughs , Girl whom talk about love problem like those kiddos mean KIDS , not lian -.- . I think the creator of the blog is never study one -.- , aiyah. I don’t wish to waste my time on hose [u]peabrain[/u] Kids (:

Zee Anti Twit:
You should tell that to yourself first. You’re now looking like a fool. Oops. What I meant was, you’re now known to be a fool. Girls who talk about love problems are usually Lians, because their excessive sexual activities such as, erm…let’s just skip this part, cause them to get all sorts of complicated problems. Lykk, miee boiifriedzx makkeszx miee 肚子大…

Your last sentence is totally self-contradictory. If you don’t wish to waste your time on us, then why are you still tagging our blog? Oh I get it, those pea-sized brains that you were referring to belong to yourself and those Liannies. For the record, this is the first time I saw anyone add a code wrongly. So, who is the "peabrain" now?

-----------------------------------------------------------------

This person seems to be really proud over owning a tiny shop. I wonder if the business has folded yet. Oh well, its really a sooner or later thing. After all, she doesn't even know her business well especially when she spelled "manicure" as menicure". Lians will never get to own multinational companies that some non-lians do. Blame it on their shallow mind, I guess. That’s all for today. So human and twits, remember to stay tuned for more!

Awesome Taggieszxz!

2009-04-11T22:18:00.001-07:00

Greetings, Twitlings, and fellow earthlings!

It’s the great Zee Anti Twit posting, once again. Apparently, replying of tags seems really boring. So, I have decided to spice it up by adding some pikturezx for your pleasure =D

{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne:

laughs ? when i ask-ed and my elderly said already and will update u, there is a sickness cure by ciggy . but if u THINK that im just BOMBING go ahread, cos i don't need to BOMB cause of this SMALL issue its nonsense .

Zee Anti Twit:
You’re still so persistent that there is a sickness that can only be cured smoking. If what you said is true, what is the disease that you were referring to? Is it the “Ah Lian Retardency Disease”? =__= Let’s now seek the opinion of Ms. Brada, once again, shall we?

Apparently, Ms. Brada is smoking because her doctor told her to smoke as a cure for her cancer. Somebody call the Singapore Medical Association! I was too lazy to draw out a new picture, so I just copied the one from AAL Svperstar's post.

xiao M- Leanne:

hahaha , so funny eh, wat sense of originality lim pei wann put xiao or watt ur business is it? i got huan tio u anot ? if dun have den shut ur bloody mouth! u bytch! u tink u who huh? NB, go suck ur mummy pussy la!! if u dare to KPKB, why dun KPKB here, wann to KPKB just come our turf and say la! hum ji kia! no ball! go outside n say it to us, see if u will kana disfigured anot! dun hide behind e comp la! go get a life man! nb!

Zee Anti Twit:

Wow, a sense of originality? I don’t think that adding a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of your name is original either. For some unfathomable reason, most Liannies add that before their names. And, when we criticize your adding of the word “xiao” in front of your name, what business is it of you to comment on it? Unlike your mouth which is full of blood and vulgarities, we did not need to open ours to type all these out in the first place. Gosh! You have a turf? Do you know that forming a gang is illegal in Singapore? I think we better check out your IP address and get the police to hunt you down instead. Right…now you’re the one who is hiding behind your computer. If you want, you can tell us where your “turf” is so that we can get the police to arrest you and that little gang of yours.

{♥} Aricia™ - Owner

oh pls, u are too lame ! laughhs, making a doll and talking to urself ? what sickness ? wait till i ask-ed my granny and i will tell u, don worry ! ahlian ? smoking means ahlian ? don tell me ur WHOLE family NOT even ONE smoking ? aliens ! & btw, i didnt said it could cure CANCER ! so stop making urself happy

Zee Anti Twit:

Just to let you know, that drawing isn’t a doll. My point is, saying that smoking is able to cure a particular sickness is as stupid and lame as that picture. Seriously, how can the toxic chemicals in that cancer stick be able to cure any disease? Unless you count passive smoking caused by selfish smokers, nobody in my family has ever smoked in our lives. Omigoshesxzs! You saw Aliens!? Where? Are you the one? -_- We did not say that smoking makes one An Ah Lian. Although underage smoking doesn't make one a Lian or Beng, it does show that the smoker is someone with NO FUTURE o_o

That's all, folks! Let's wait and see if there are more ludicrous nonsense by the twitzies for us to roflmao on =)))

Zann's replies

2009-04-08T08:28:00.000-07:00

Tonight/bla, I'm going to do a ... boring (maybe I'm able to turn it interesting) job. It's called replying tags. You people make me laugh -- hard.

Let's see! :D

anti fagswho made this

i agree with yoga lin. just becos u have a good english, you cant look down on anyone. so pls. change your bad habit

Lol, look down? Did we even say that? And we don't look down on them, we simply correct their error so others won't repeat the same ol' mistake, hence making this... ~~lianny~~ horribly infested place, a better living enviroment.

Yoga Lin

Please respect them

Rofl, Yoga Lin? Lol, if you have time to tag our blog, why don't you go write some more songs, or sign some autograph for your fans -- that is, if you actually were Yoga Lin, (Y'know, you can get sued for impersonation ^^)

Yoga Lin

Ya true , your english is good,but that doesn't mean that u can look down on those who twit,and everyone have their own way of living .

Rofl, Yoga Lin space-dots his fullstops. *Amazed.*

EL!Z

dude, awesome blog! keep it up ^^

Thanks!

{♥} Aricia™ -anit ***

making a report doesnt need their full name and etc

Rofl, thanks for the info, we didn't need to know that. ^^

{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne

due to their sickness, which i heard it from my elderly, some is cause of their family smoke, and they fall into it. so yupps

{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne

of cos there are different ways, some ppl smoke because they think its COOL <<>

Doctors? Advise some to smoke? There are only two things I'm able to assume here:

1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.

2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D

anti ******s who made this

erm hey (: can i have ur full name and contact number ? i wish to file a police report of u cos i'm a big fan of u (:

Aww, what a fan, well, if you were a fan, you'd already know that, but no. Miie mommiezxz t0ldz miie n0rhtsh tuhh giive awaee miiee iinf0rmatiionszxz tuhh strangerhhszx , layyturhhs dheyy c0mee && diisturb miie h0wzxzxz .

PYNC- 100% plastic beauty :D

2009-04-05T07:53:00.000-07:00

INTRODUCING THE LATEST BRAND IN TOWN -PYNC!
PYNC IS CREATED TO HELP PAMPER XIAOMEIMEIS AND CUTIES.
OUR PRODUCTS WILL MAKE YOUR ~~BENGS~~ laogongs GO GAGA OVER YOU.
Are your eyes too small?
Are your lips not pouty enough?
A trip down to our store will help you elimate all these problems!
Next time you need plastic surgery, think PYNC!

Replies and about "Angela" :D

2009-04-05T06:29:00.000-07:00

You know, there has been several people who keep saying that we wrongly accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Now, that is a gross assumption that has an incredulously zero amount of thought put into it.

Firstly, we did NOT accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Did we say she was an ah lian all the way? I cannot vouch for that for she is not my real life friend.

Secondly, okay, so if Angela is not an ah lian, she is a 14(or 15?) year old smoker. SMOKER. Yeah, yeah, it's none of our business what-not. Just for your information, 14-15 is underage. Umm, yeah. Angela should stop posting pics of her school. I know where she is from now. -_-

Thirdly, please people, stop writing things that only reflects your level of intelligence, for the worse. This is perhaps a minority of the readers, but gosh, do they even have a brain? It makes me wonder!

Lastly, upon a sound and rational request from Angela's friend, we have removed her pictures :D

---
LaL "This is getting so boring, really. *Yawns* Do you even know this girl, Angela? I doubt so. From her blog, I can see she's quite a nice girl."
Do you know her...? From her blog YOU see that she is quite a nice girl. From her blog, I see that she is an underage smoker who tries to 'resist' smoking when she sees others who smoke. (other underage schoolmates)

"And does she twit? No she doesn't. Maybe some ahlians do type lyke dhis, but she doesn't You and I both know that."
Yes, so she does not twit? So what is it about guud nitte aal teamiie tuu? I can't remember the exact modified words, but heck, they sure don't qualify as non-twiting.

And what did this girl ever do to you? Nth. And, I know you got to know her blog through thetiarateam.blogspot.com right?
No, frankly, we did not. How did you 'know' such things? I saw her account by chance somewhere on a networking site, which states her age, location, birthday, etc.

And, helping an ahlian doesn't mean I'm one.
Never said you were...why assume things?

Emzy Actually it's funny to wrongly accuse somebody. Seriously, she didn't do anything to ya'll. Hehe, I still like ya'll aalteam peeps.
...Accuse? Well, we're back to "ASSUMING things" again.
Yeah, I like you too. Ya'll come back soon!

That's all folks 晚安！早安！depending on your location :D

Another stupid rap/jingle/song/whatever by yours truly.

2009-04-03T07:29:00.000-07:00

Zann is really bored. Zann feels like kaupeh-ing some people right now. So, Zann will initiate kaupeh session #2 now. (Session 1's that other crappy rap/song/jingle/whatever I made up. Because I'm bored, you'll get to see part 2, after 3541541855416546143255 hours.)

Eh eh, wassup wassup,
I'm the newest (lian/beng) bub,
I mean like, c'mon y'all, look at me,
I started to type so properly,
But oh wait, check my spelling mistakes,
You confirm pronounce my angmoh lame.

Worse still, aftermath I've gotta meet my (bro/sis),
I think they all still twit,
Nevermind, sua diao, let's hang at Bugis street,
*recieves call* "Harh, eh what, who want chuey dai ji?"

[Chorus]
You think you damn big la hor,
You think your english sibeh good hor,
I tell you, I think you're right,
I use hokkien more than you lor,

Now I know I won't regret if I ever drop out of school,
I know I'll end up somewhere tall,
Somewhere not in Singapore,
Cuz maybe I can't find a job here, without my (o's/n's) cert,
Maybe next time I can go live off dirt.

Right now I sibeh shag,
So I go stare at chim words leh,
I try to make myself so smart,
But then hor, I still suck

[Chorus]

So I tell you, don't waste your time,
Just go stare at words, education's sublime.

CREDITS:
Most "misused" language here are adapted from real life lianny bloggers. One of whom thought the word "phenomenom" was an insult :D Eii, phenomenom euu larhszx h0rs. LOL.

Lianxzxz and lurbbe problemxzx

2009-04-02T08:12:00.000-07:00

toddaexz iie cammexz arcross tix arrticle horr, abt lianxz and lurbbe one leh. veli funny.

Oh *#&*!^!, my hands, my eyes, they burn!

Edited post of some 'anonymous' person.

Hiie guise I r 15.555 years old and iie gort tuu noe tix boii frm sch and den iie lyk himxz. he lykk me. thenn we steadzx for tuu weeks and iie lurbbe him verri muchxz budden 2weeks later he saed he boreddxz uff miie and wann tuu break omiigodxzx i ish heartbrokenxz i lurbbe him verli much now my hart bleedingxz he saed he wan stead wad ish dis stead can euu peeple help miie plox?

Better English Translation: Hi guys I am 15.555 years old(edited) and I know this boy from school. I liked him, and he liked me. Then we decided to get into a relationship which lasted two weeks. He said he wanted to break up with me because he was bored with me. I am very heartbroken. I loved him very much. My heart is bleeding. Can you guys help me please?

Firstly, this writer totally needs English help, not just heart problems. On that site, replies were like "you need to stop twiting".

Secondly, if this couple really liked each other - I mean really, and not 'play play', how is it possible that the relationship would only last for 2 weeks? I am sure that lians are not blind!..right? And my, how appalling can a guy get? Love a lian and then break her heart because he was 'bored' with her. Allow not your minds to wander as to what he was 'bored' with. <:O We all know how sad lians can get, and how razors will become their lovely playmates when depressed.

And, heartbreak is soooooooooooo common. Day 1: I ish heartbroken. Day 2: Omigawd iie gort a new lurbbbe" Mmm. yeah. Forever love to the lians. Totally.

Another lurbbe-sick lian blog I visited had non-ending popups of "iie hartt euu, do euu noes?" umm...as to that, no thanks. I don't love 'you'. To emphasis lians and love sickness, look at this
"taek a niffe andxz stabbx iit throo maii hart```
andd horpe iie will neber lurbbe againxz
c0s lurbbed hhurts tuu muchhz" *(original text edited to avoid lian hunters from stalking)

Ohh, and look, the typical 'misunderstood' kid!

''iie beiin misunderst0dd"

"attiietudde pr0blemxz" yeah, totally. Besides that, she needs typing help.

"Suckker, t00pidxz" well, do something about it! Don't rot there!

"<3 lao gong xxxxx" Umm, BTW she is BELOW 16. Like, pfft, lao gong? Does that mean since you are married, you guys have sex?

Okay, that's all for rambles

Oh ya people, since I am always a veli good person hor, I will try to italicize sarcasm because some people are not only shallow minded, but horrible at inferences. 好的，我就在此跟大家说晚安！对了，我的华文写得非常差。我相信这是我比"ahlian"来得比较差的地方。So lians, feel happy that at least you have something that is better than me. I can only score A1 for Mandarin in tests -_-

I've a bad habit of not writing titles.

2009-04-01T09:16:00.000-07:00

Okay, its Zann, yes I am finally posting. :D No, I do not have any new songs or raps (Don't worry, I'll write new ones.) about horrendous liannies (Don't you see? We gave you an endearing name! :D, so be glad.) Or just plain horrendous English users. Anyway. Maybe you guys didn't understand us, :(. So Zann is being nice, Zann will use SINGLISH, to talk to you, and bluster about your usage in English words, hor.

About your English...

You do not use “Aftermath” as “Afterwards”.
Quote:
“Aftermath h0r, iie liiyke, went tuhhzxz lo0kiiezxs furhh miiee fwendszxz && fwammiiliieszx.”

First of all. Aftermath means: something that results or follows from an event, esp. one of a disastrous or unfortunate nature; consequence: the aftermath of war; the aftermath of the flood.

So, what you were actually trying to tell us was:
“Disastrously/Unfortunately hor, I like, went to look for my friends and families.”

Even if you were trying, to the greatest extent in your ~~empty~~ brain, to make your English more knotty (Otherwise, professional) in many, many ways, please do, read the dictionary. (And if you were lazy, I’d recommend a website: http://www.dictionary.com/) :).

Hmm. Maybe I’ll be ~~very lazy~~ nice, and look for imprudent examples since I came across some in the past few days. :(, I forgot to take down their URLs. :(.

(I’m only using the stupid smilies to get me in the mood to type like twiitz0rs, or liianiies WOR).

However so, I have grown tired after this horrendous post that implicated twitting, I haven’t posted in ~~forever~~ awhile, so my twitting has gone rusty, sad, but it's true.

I’m tired.
Kkae baiiszxszxszzxzxsxsxsxfbdfgwthjaethaetnhbaejrugnaswkdgvbnwaiuv. (I’m so creative, RAITSDSZDS?! :D)

Wif lutza luv,
Zann.

PS!: Is anyone supportive of me, the ~~awesome~~ Zann, to write the songs, otherwise I can do something more productive, like... practise twiitinqsxaxsxadfsdgegnsdghadsfg.

"Lovely" Comments by the Twitzxsz (:

2009-04-01T04:34:00.000-07:00

SHIMIN said:
oh, by the way, you can get sued for plagarism. any time. (: but i doubt anyone would waste their time on you guys.

As AAL Svperstar already mentioned, the words of solemnities do not belong to AAL TEAM2. Plagiarism is only when you pass off somebody else’s work as your own. Of course, we will never want to do that given the horrible English used in the “words of solemnities”. Well, well, who is wasting time on us now? Don’t tell me that no time is spent posting messages on our tagboard –laughs at the Liannies’ self-contradictory words –.

SHIMIN said:
click!
& i don't need you to judge my english standards. you are welcome to visit my blog anytime. (: but honestly, what do lians have got to do you?

What do lians got to do with us? The answer is quite obvious, actually. Imagine watching a Liannie in public doing their usual makeout sessions in public with their boiifrendxszx. Its ghastly and you can get sore eyes for a week just by having a little glimpse –shudders–. Not to mention is also their constant camwhoring and obnoxious English like “iie wanttxz duu habsxzs –censored– wiithzxsx euus!” that pollutes the beauty of the Language and also our previously-perfect mind -_-.

SHIMIN
do you think that yr english is absolutely flawless? -.= come on. wake up & stop doing stupid things lyk this.

Even though it is not flawless, at least it’s a hell lot better than yours and also that of the other Liannies. Using singlish isn’t as bad as twiting, because only a minority group of people called twitzxsz are able to read the corrupted language. Liannies like you should be the ones to wake up and stop doing stupid things like camwhoring and wearing ultra-short skirts no more than a nanometre long. I used to wonder: are shorter skirts cheaper because it requires less material to manufacture? =__=

SHIMIN said:
hey come on lah, you think that that is fake? -.= get a life pls! you are so childish to the extent whereby you even joke about someone's death?

Seriously, it does make one think that the post was fake or used as a joke. An ordinary person wouldn’t write it in such a way that makes it sound so crude. I only found out that it was real when I went to the tagboard of that person’s blog. By the way, we are not joking about someone’s death. And, since when did we joke about her death? We were only saying that you should use euphemisms when spreading the news about someone’s death. Imagine if I say “that person is now belly-up and is gonna be combusted tomorrow”. It really is evident that the post was made as a joke.

Reis
"first step to communicating with us", it should be "to communicate."..?

Wow, trying to correct our English, eh? Have you ever heard of “present continuous tense”? Obviously you haven’t, having such a low level of education. As far as I can tell, you only know of “present perfect tense”, which was only taught in Primary 1. If you ever want to correct our English again, try typing it in Microsoft word and check for spelling and grammar mistakes before acting smart and end up looking stupid. Oh wait, its not looking stupid. Rather, it should be letting others know that you are stupid.

Unknow (: said:
Lame, people with singlish you also want to correct it. CHILDISH!

We are not just correcting singlish. Rather, we are correcting misused English that causes confusion when reading, especially twitsy language that really rewires our entire neural network. Your nickname doesn’t sound right, too. Shouldn’t it be ‘unknown’ and not ‘unknow’?

Pass said
you guys are fking childish, get a life.

Yeah, we are childish and you are mature. Indeed, you are so mature that you had sex before you reach ten years old. Unlike you, we have a great life ahead of us, instead of worrying that cops would catch us for underage sex, drug addiction, you name it. What a life.

Hopefully the twits would continue coming in for us to comment on their farcical tags. Bye!

Example of what not to say when mourning

2009-03-30T07:46:00.000-07:00

XXXXXXXXX*

R.I.P .

...

Everyone, it's not a prank so stop calling me to ask me if I'm kidding.

I'm not an ass to carry out such pranks.

Anyone who knows her, and wants to attend her wake.

Inform me asap 'cause we're gonna burn her body @ $&*!am this saturday.

...

XXX and I went to look at your corpse this morning at the hospital and we cried so badly.
...

It so saddening to see her boyfriend looking at his girlfriend in the coffin :l

*Has been edited. These words of solemnities(of sort) does not belong to AAL TEAM2. We are showing you examples of blatant errors in English.

Hello everyone! Today, we're on the topic of what NOT to write when you're sadden by a loved one's departure. Despite the author's attempt to say that it is very sorrowful during this period, it makes it very hard to think that she wasn't making a joke. Aside from this, if this were real, I am sorry and shall send my condolences to the affected family. (like seriously, I have to magnify this cause certain people can't tell the difference between "This IS a joke" and "Makes me FEEL like it is a joke")

This is not a cynical response to the attempting-to-be-solemn post. The aim of this topic is to tell you guys to not ruin future...sad events.
Imagine:
U: I am so sorry for what has happened. When are you burning the corpse?
Family of the deceased: =.= say vut?

You know, it's like someone asking you when you're dead "Yo, when you getting BURNED! You're just a corpse in the coffin! I am your best/good/whatever friend/family/whatever and that's why I am caring!"

NOTE:
Instead of corpse, politely use "BODY"
Instead of "burn" use "CREMATED"

Like, seriously. BURNED? CORPSE? You changed the entire atmosphere!
So people, language is quite important.
shoxzx peepps, pl0x duu n0rt us3 baddxz engriush orkaexzx?

iie unnderstanndxzx thart it ishh yurr waiie uff sayinqq thart euu cann typpe guddxz engruish, butttxz n0rt liddat lah, hor.
Wow, I used two Singlish words in one sentence!

L'Replies

2009-03-30T01:50:00.001-07:00

Jocelyn : Attention seeker. Put your photo and let us see how guai you look? hah.

By doing all this youre being childish! Are being bullied by REAL AHLIAN? Please respect other people if not no one will respect you!!"

Your post " Liannies, we won't get sued! " You said you grabbed their photo they are Ah Lians. How you know they are Ah Lians? You know them?

Umm FYI, you calling us an attention seeker is clearly a malapropism. Look who are the ones who post photos of themselves going "iiee amm shoxzxz loneliie." "iie wannt tuu diie" "iie n0rt pwettiie" while doing 'sexy' poses.

By the way, your definition of 'guai' is another ah lian phrase. Guai kia and all those whatnot misuse of dialect. I am not guai, kid. Don't ever think I am. Rather, I am not lewd or ill bred like those vulgar lians.

I am being childish? Yeah, perhaps I am. So why are you wasting time talking to a childish kid again? And no, I wasn't bullied by lians. I am quite sure one who do not find certain trends of people very likeable is not one who has been bullied. There is just no clear link or evidence. Don't jump the gun, kay?

Speaking of respect, have you actually respected anyone? ANYONE? I doubt it. I respect people who are worthy of respect. And loud lewd girls just isn't one of them.

Okay, how do you know what a snob is by looking at their profile? By the manner they write, the way they posted their pictures, etc! You do the math.

{♥} Aricia™well, im angela's gan mummy, but then . using in a harsh way cant sloves anything here, u all are proving this blog owner that he/she is right. but, staying claim and try talking the owner, prove him/her wrong . don be so harsh :) wells, we cant stop u from posting or what so ever . but one thing , angela is NOT a ahlian, we are jus having arts in whatever we did. but not a sign of being a ahlian :) so i hope u can respect her . but others i got nothing to say. :)

Well, I would like to applaud you for speaking rationally. That is the first step in communicating with us :)
Okay, so perhaps some of these lians we've shown aren't really lians. We did NOT say that they are 100% lian. We just say that at that point in time, their words, their pictures, SUGGESTS that they are lians.
Well, which picture supposedly belongs to 'angela'? Perhaps you can tell us and I'll see what I can do about it.
And no, how is it 'arts'? Using aalteam's words "Last time I heard, messy bed was an art" Lianism is not an art. Like, eww.

Living in Harmony with Lians

2009-03-29T08:28:00.000-07:00

Hoho. So it's come to the topic of, how do we deal with Lians in daily life.
Simply put, our pledge says "regardless of race, language or religion".
For one, Lians aren't a race, thankfully.
Secondly, twiting is not a recognised language.
Religion? Please, don't go there. Lianism is hardly a religion.

Frankly, this blog is not aimed to cause hatred amongst people. Simply put, I do not rage wars with ah lians in real life. E.g start a riot or something. I would try to make friends with them...first, until perhaps it reaches a point whereby there is no room for friendship, and I would ignore them!

We, the AAL Team2, is not here to annihilate a group of people based on likes and dislikes. Just because we do not like lians, does not mean that we are out to vapourise them all like some maniac dictator as seen in the history of mankind.

Our blog is dedicated to showing people how others make mistake in their English, the dos and don'ts in society.

We are peaceful!

[/end of ranting]

---
Replies:

SHIMIN: you guys are childish man. you think much people will pay attention to yr freaking lil' blog? -.= oh please. get a life. stop hiding behind that pathetic computer of yrs doing nonsense stuffs & clogging up the internet. =.= btw, to the anti twitter piece of ****, wake up, don't be so dumb & childish -.=''' [b]losers[/b[

Sorry, but LOLOLOLOLOL! Childish? Goodness. You're the person who's looking at this 'freaking lil' blog'. Eesh.
Yes, I'm aware that I need a new life for mine just expired. Yeah, you wish.
If anti twitter were a piece of shit, you must be just a minuscule atom that decomposes at room temperature.
By the way, if our blog is clogging up the net, whart duu euu thynk orff yurr bloggszxz? They take up even more of the net with some badly de-improvised version of English.
P.s:
That's the first time I've seen someone doing a code wrongly...and in a tagbox. Gosh.

Liannies, we won't get sued!

2009-03-29T06:26:00.000-07:00

Hello peeps! Its me, the great Zee Anti Twit!

Firstly, there has been an uproarious commotion about the origin and usage of anti-ah lian blogs such as this one. I have taken some time to provide some information on Singapore law regarding this matter.

Now, look at subsection (1) of section 3 of the Sedition law in Singapore.

“3. (1) A seditious tendency is a tendency
(a) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the Government;
(b) to excite the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore to attempt to procure in Singapore, the alteration, otherwise than by lawful means, of any matter as by law established;
(c) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the administration of justice in Singapore;
(d) to raise discontent or disaffection amongst the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore;
(e) to promote feelings of ill-will and hostility between different races or classes of the population of Singapore.”

As you can see, there is no part of that states what we are doing is against the law of Singapore. Although (d) states that raising discontent or disaffection amongst citizens of Singapore is a seditious tendency, we are not targeting only fellow Singaporeans, because Ah Lians are not only from Singapore. They can appear anywhere in the world, though most cluster around the southeast region of Asia. In addition, the definition of the word “Ah Lian” is not clear, and thus the people in which we are commenting about cannot be defined exactly. In fact, I think that the Liannies themselves were the ones who caused disharmony at first.

With respect to cyberbullying due to posting other people’s pictures, we have used digital modification of our subject’s faces to prevent them from being recognised. We are doing this to protect the rights of the Ah Lians, who are also living organisms like us (talk about twit rights activists?). Ever since the closure of TTT, I think that we are certainly more careful on our posts. If I’m not wrong, a Liannie whose pictures were posted in the TTT blog wanted to sue them, but was unsuccessful.

Here are some tags made by the Liannies =)

YUNNLE said:
Oi u use my friend picture for wht ? Fk u laa , wht aalteam u think u who anyhow grab ppl photo and all . lame laa ! Shameless sial

Firstly, we grab their photos because they are Ah Lians. They are examples we use to allow our readers to know what we are talking about. It is said that “a picture paints a thousand words”. By using pictures, we can allow our readers to grasp what we are trying to say. By the way, we are aalteam2, not aalteam. These are two different blogs with the same goal. Oh yes, you just said that we posted your friend’s photo. Oh well, Liannies like you seem to know each other really well, to such an extent that any random Lian is your friend -_-. I wonder who the lame person here is. Why are all the arguments given by the Ah Lians similar? I think that with your pea-sized brains, you can’t generate to many thoughts is one go.

SEIKA said:

YO YUNNLE,SCOLD THIS PEOPLE. lols -.-' w/e i got tio this before , haha ! laugh at this people , imposing themself , look ! more lame peep(s) are entering singapore ! D: crys , well , the 1st thing i wanna ask these people , do they look like lian ? 2nd ; even if they are , whye are you kpoing so much ? mind ur own business ._.

With your appalling English, I simply cannot grasp what you are saying. But, I understand the part “do they look like lian”. The answer is, we don’t. If we are, we would not be as stupid as to comment about our looks. If you want me to describe myself, I can tell you that I wear really simple clothes, with no piercing or tattoos whatsoever. We are minding our own business. The reason we hate twits like you is because you cause light, sound, air, and land pollution. Light pollution is when you let us look at your disgusting bodies and indecent clothes etc, sound pollution when you rattle so much vulgarities in public places, air pollution with your bad breath and thick perfume, land pollution when you dump the used makeup shité.

Anti Twit said:
“Woah,you guys are harsh ain't cha? All you have to do is pick up some random stranger and speat **** about them? You're suppose to be a anti ahlian team,not to pick on people you think are ahlian. Since you've a brain larger than pea size,you should know you can get sue for this. There's no freedom of speech yo,this ain't the states. No offense,but it ain't right doing this.”

We aren’t harsh. We are doing this for the good of mankind. Through the use of blogs to spread the dangers of Ah Lians and Lianism, we allow the decrease of the appearance of Ah Lians. The numbers are increasing, but we cannot let this happen. Imagine if one day the world is taken over by Ah Lians. It would definitely be a hostile place to live in. There would be chaos, and mankind will meet its doom. Therefore, we must prevent this from happening, and it starts as anti-ahlian teams like ours. One day, the world will be perfect and people like twits shall cease to exist.

A search on Google

2009-03-26T07:12:00.000-07:00

Hi. It’s me, Zee Anti Twit, with my first post in aalteam2!

I have just gone to Google and typed in “aalteam2” in the search bar. Boy there were 17 results. Most of them were blogs that were owned either Anti Ah lians by liannies themselves. Of course, the comments by the twits are always imbecilic. Well, what can you expect from unevolved beasts of nature? -_-

Okay, let’s now look at an extract from a Liannie’s blog. Apparently, some pictures that we posted here were by that twit. The blog post URL is this - http://definateanswer.blogspot.com/2009/01/hi-aalteam2-where-is-aal-team1.html. This post was made as a reply to this post http://aalteam2.blogspot.com/2008/12/lianism.html.

Here was what the Liannie said:

See see, if this even made sense. Piercings means ahlian? :( .

Have we ever said that having piercings make one an Ah Lian? I believe that most females have piercings on their ears, too. However, what we did say and would like to emphasize is that Ah Lians misuse piercings to such an extent that is can be compared to self-mutilation. By just looking at these piercings, it does make one feel like regurgitating food. Worse still, imagine if one of these piercings get an infection and start rotting. Yuck!

And cigarettes in the toilet bowl means I smoke and all? I did write that those buds were in my toilet bowl because my a bunch of my friends came over. They smoke and they are guys.

So its your dearyxzx boyfriend bengs who were smoking! How old are they? I don’t think that they could be much older than you. Anyways, Lians like you would probably end up smoking someday. Oh yes, that reminds me. All of your sweet nothings like “Iye wantszx lievexz andxz dyie withzxs euus!” (Translation from the corrupted and appalling English: I want to live and die with you!) might very well be true when you get lung cancer.

For god's sake AALteam2, you guys have fans and all.
I am actually loving your blog until you didn't open your eyes to actually bother to read my blog:)
Not ahlians fyi :) . Please do read else you'll stink. One more thing, your blog is really getting boring:)

We are already replying, aren’t we? Anyways, you could have posted it here directly instead of posting it on your blog without letting any of us know. If I hadn’t did a Google search I wouldn’t have found out your blog and get a good laugh over it. And, who is the one who stinks the most? Especially with all the thick coat perfumes you use over yourselves, you should stink a hell lot more than us.

You should be someone who knows me or visit my blog often because I didn't write my age here. How do you know that I'm 14? Shocking.

Nah, I doubt any of us would know or want to know someone like you. Rather, I think that you added your age somewhere in your blog but forgotten that you did. After all, people like us do have such a high level of intelligence (duh!) to the point where finding out your age shouldn’t be such a big issue. Of course, with your pea-sized brain, I don’t think that you can figure out how we did it, even if you could live a million years.

Cheap vs Sexy

2009-03-24T08:01:00.000-07:00

Hello folks! No, wait. Hello refined humans and liannies!

AAL Svperstar's...posting. Lol.

Okay, I just came across this article regarding a teacher posting her "Ah Lian" photos on blog. This may be old news, I don't know.

However, this shows something highly alarming.

She is a teacher, and she knows she is an ah lian, she hurls vulgarities and still knows that it is lianish. She wears a micro -oh, that's just an excuse- bikini in pictures. You know, I'm okay with some teachers having tattoos and stuff, but this is too extreme.

It's not because we are a 'conservative' society or how she is just 'expressing her freedom'.

She, in all aspects, is not acting like how a teacher should be. Note that I do not mean people clad in knee length skirt, collared shirts to teach in school. Although, there is nothing wrong with that.

I believe a sense of decency and professionalism should be shown in her conduct. After all, she is a teacher. Can you imagine the president of the United States doing that? It's just unsightly and not at all proper.

This brings to another issue. Is our education system that desperate? Do they accept any one who wants to be a teacher? Sure, it is a free for all. But teachers are the role models to students. If they speak like that, dress like that, act like that in school, it is BOUND to pose as an influence to her students! Oh lord, I for one wouldn't want to be taught by her. We go to school to study, not to dress up pretty or act cool.

._. Cheerios people.
I'm going back to nerd mode, as all liannies say.
For us normal people, it's called sleep.
Spelt with a double 'e'.

And ps: Here's her blinding green micro bikini. Even Asiaone posts it! ._.
Picture credits to the ah lian teacher and http://mr6.cc/?p=2444#more-2444http://www.eightbook.com/node/2121 (which, is in Mandarin)

School Term Starts!

2009-03-21T09:05:00.001-07:00

Apparently the colours's gone nuts. But oh well.

So many things in a week.

2009-01-10T07:36:00.000-08:00

Wow. For starters, I didn't know that TTT is gone. Oh heavens. Whatever happened? Did they go overboard with the flaming..? I am not certain. Would someone well informed kindly clarify?
--
at aalteam2, we'll only say things which are backed up by evidence. We do not draw castles in the air or accuse people of stealing undies when they did not. (/random)

Anyway. This has been an awful long week! Gosh. Ever since school started. The days were so, so long. But I got through them without falling asleep in class! And being the average nerd, I made sure I wore huge glasses and a super long skirt to school. Righht.

Anyway, here's a convo I heard in the toilet one fine day...

ah lian: Oh my god! miie lyffe ishh ruiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waii gort saucee!! fark la! now my shiirt gort stainn! EEE! iie wanna throw itxz awayxzxz!!!
(for people who are twit illiterate: oh my god! my life is ruined! why is there sauce! fuck la! now my shirt has a stain. eee! I want to throw it away!(the shirt) )

al's friend: oii euu siao ar? throw away? tat one new one euu noe?! can wash! (oi, are you nuts? throw it away? that shirt is new, you know?)

ah lian: so whatxz!?! it's all dirty! wash gort use mehhxx? (so what? it's all dirty. as if washing it has any use!)
---
and the rest was whining.

Okay. So, uh. Do ah lians throw their brand new school shirts away just because they have a incy bit of stain. It was tiny; I saw it. I barely did.

So. This proves it.
1) ah lians waste money, or are filthy rich
2) they care about their looks sooooooooooooooo much.
3)they contribute to global warming. yes they do, by throwing things away unnecessarily.
---
Words...
TEENAGEMUTANTNINJATURTLES not very interesting. MOT and the original AAL were good, this is just.. idk. some of your ideas abt ahlians are so wrong.
Wellllllll, sorry to disappoint you I guess. "about ah lians are so wrong," what about them? Perhaps you thought they were cute little fairy angels? Anyway, every site will have their own perception of lians...we're not clones.

---

That's all for the daily rambles. I swear.

And uh, yeah. Nothing much fun atm.
Perhaps I will draw ah lian jokes..? (in the future) hahaha.

2008-12-31T06:38:00.000-08:00

Hi. I'm Zann the awesome. No need to cheer for me. :] I know I rule.

How are you liannies? I'm fine. :]
"iie'm liiyke , sh00szdsh g0nnash takkezxs ovuhhszx eurr p0sitiionszsd iin bugiis . beat dhatt euu biig smartsxds pr0fess0rsxhs of dumbelldom ."

Anyway.
Sorry, I've been "MIA-ing." I wasn't really in the mood to blog lately. :]. So I attended the Downntown East countdown just now and... while walking there, I saw the usual ahlians. O_o. No surprise there, standard tattoos, golden hair, smokes, short shorts, constant-flirt-with-ah-beng-ness.

My friend and I returned to stay over at another's house. On the way, we saw typical ahlians hanging out on the... railing. Well that's new. Not just that though, they even camwhored. But oh well. It's their character, it's 2 am and they're probably still there camwhoring. -.-.

The end.
... yeh, bye.

Awesome comments

2008-12-30T07:02:00.000-08:00

/.Love, Want post their pictures just show the face la, censored for what, for f-ck is it?
We censor to protect their rights at the very least. Not for f-ck.

/.Love, Get a life la, stop doing all this sh-t. It's lame don't you think.
Please, like you have more of a life than us. You're actually reading something lame!

/.Love, Kid, grow up la.
For someone who is totally, uh, mentally challenged, you have no right to tell me to grow up. And by the way, I'm sure you're more immature than me. For someone who reprimands us, I take it that you feel you're more matured than us? Surely you would know how to type fuck. If you want to use a vulgar word, go ahead. Don't try to censor it halfway! For what? For f-ck?

/.}Ecstacy, Your also never put pictures . who knows ? you might be f-ing ugly ? ^^
Yeah? And you're not a human! Who knows?

/.}Ecstacy, Pathetic people siol.
Wth is siol? And if we're pathetic, you must be deranged.

/.}ECSTACY your talk until dam xialan your know . ahlian also humans . wht give you th rights to judge s.one ?
We never said ah lians weren't humans...what were you thinking anyway? Monkeys?

/.}ECSTACY And you can post about ahlians . why cant yukiee post back about your ?
There you go assuming things again...

/.}Ecstacy, Your got guts come out talk luhs . arseh0les.
What does guts got to do anything? Like those stupid "nb la! euu wan fiight is it! cum larhh! huu scareddxz of euu!"

/.}Ecstacy, So ? Got wrong mehs ?
Yeah? And I don't wish to meet up with a person like you. Got wrong meh?

replies, replies.

2008-12-29T20:58:00.000-08:00

twiit/anti twit. :3 click! this girl damn chio

Frankly, I don't think she's ah lian. And you find her chio? Please do date her then.

twiit/anti twit. :3 since you say that it's not fun in making fun of other people's parent , then why are you making a fool of those who uploaded their photos on their blog or friendster profile ? don't you think its neither a fun thing to do ?
Uh? I don't see a point or link in your sentence..
What does parents got to do with uploading photos..?

twiit/anti twit. :3 i bet you used up all your brain juice just to reply us , or checking the dictionary , calling up your friends to make sure you have got no spelling or grammar errors HAH
How did you know! So smart! *applauds*

twiit/anti twit. :3 and and you like to check ip codes so much and that make you so "kia su' you know ? HAHAHA , i really pity you boy/girl
What does kiasu got to do with IP codes? Eesh, Hello, we're checking IP codes to see which loser is trying to be multiple idiots. like being one idiot isn't enough?

L so i've got a couple of spelling errors here and there, sue me. What do you have against ahlians anyway? got beaten by them before or what?

So you've read my reply. I believe it's time you read the other posts too. You guys are repeating questions. And no, I don't have time to sue you people.

f you're gonna reply with "ahlians are a eyesore, they just irratate me" then you seriously have no life, either that or you're a complete nerd
Yeah? And if you find our blog such an eye sore then, uh, you're an idiot whose life has been zapped away long ago :)
I don't find lians useful for our country's development, FYI.

Can you imagine? If we were to talk to the westerners like lians?

W: Hello there, pleased to meet you
AL: harllo! so nice tuu meet you too lei!
W: What's 'lei'?
AL: It's Singlish la!
W: what's 'la'
AL: Haiyo, euu so bothersome lei.
W:...

L:that can't do anything about it in real life cause you're just too scared, trust me, people like you are a eye sore too
Yeah, say that to the teachers, principals, high ranking people if you dare. I'm sure they don't twit about.
L, don't you have better things to do? I'm sure Kira has escaped!

L probably someone ugly who can't even match up to anyone in terms of appearance, look in the mirror before you even reply to this tag
Then you look into the mirror too, please. I'm sure you're an ugly pimple faced freak with huge spectacles and a horrible nose.
Don't assume things. Things that are not blatant, don't try to use them...

jane i agree with you! but are you aware that people are scolding you in their blog? there's th link, you might wanna take a look! anw, i think that twits
Let them be. They said we are bo liao, but look, they are also discussing about us? So there are people who discuss a bo liao blog, how interesting!

Hello you guys seem to be copying the aalteam. kinda copycats huh? :o
Lol. Yeah? The twits have similar blogs, but they claim to be original. So, whaddya think?

{♥.PAMELIA Do you think you guys are just lamers ? Euu sensored their face , but they can still recongize their clothings , they'll sure be sad . And others that
How do we sensor? By having a detection machine? But if you meant censored, their faces aren't the only thing we censored...the clothes colours have been change, font colour, etc...

{♥.PAMELIA Why create this ...... useless blog to dispise girls . Even if they're ahlians its not your problem ==
Dispise...what on earth is that. = = of course it's not our problem, did you ever see us trying to change them? nope.

----
From http://yukielovesyou-x.blogspot.com/ who featured us in her post :D
I finally realized that there is another AAL team. They're so .__. Dumbbell. They act as if they speak very good English and those cheap clothes are meant for lians. Look here puh-lease, definition of lians are right here. ( Just a few tips. )
Do we speak VERY good English? I doubt it. I didn't say cheap clothes were meant for ah lians, I just say they buy cheaper clothing and try to act like it's worth a million bucks.

1) They carry imitation branded bags such as, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Guess, Burburry, and so on. PS. They claimed that their bag's are real.OH MY GOD. Only stupid people would not be able to tell the difference. ( Please do not act rich if YOU ARE NOT. ) It sure bring hell lot of gossiping.
Stupid people...right. I've heard of high society tai tais who wore fake stuff and people didn't know...so are they stupid now? So, you deem them intellectually impaired? Have you been working in branded shops for ages so that you can tell the difference straight away?
Als LOVE attention, they LOVE to act rich. It's a fact.
Gossiping? Yes, als have already invited a lot of gossping, where were you anyway?

2) Lians are quite friendly at some times. Okay, fine. They are nice people. Those AAL supporters must have done something so wrong. Oh-So-Wrong.
Oh-so-wrong? Yeah, perhaps we stole their compact mirrors! Or, or! They simply didn't like our faces? Or perhaps, they liked our boyfriends/girlfriends(les)?
We never said ah lians were totally rotten, but most of them are. I don't believe any human is capable of being 100% evil/bad.
Must the AAL people do something wrong in order to dislike ah lians? I don't find that very reasonable.

3) AAL cannot tell the difference between a little girl and a Lian. They post pictures of XMM's. I feel they should go investigate more about them :o
=_= Lol. Little girl. There're eighteen year old women(not girls!) who act like they're ten or something. Yeah? They are XMM now? Oh gosh.
We all know what's a lil' girl when we see one. sum1 hu typpe lyk dis isn't a xiao mei mei. If she's young, she's going to be an ah lian soon...
P.s: AAL team2 does not show info of people who type normally -_-

And ps. I find you're an ah lian despite your typing...those huge black eyes, small little mouth, an innocent look...

I think my hamster's cuter. ugh
Today just isn't my day. I'm rambling~

on aalteam website. strange.

2008-12-28T23:02:00.000-08:00

When I went to the aalteam page today, boy was I surprised. Our dear Ashlynn has written something about us, on aalteam page. Why doesn't she write it here? Is she afraid? Now, she says we are cowards, then what about her? She's avoiding us.

And p.s: it was so hard to dissect her comments. There were commas everywhere, and fullstops were far and rare. The worst thing was , well , the commas had extra space . The fullstops too !
--------------

Ashlynn :D said...

Well well well , aalteam has gone to hide and aalteam2 is out to be a hero , how sweet [: . I like twiting and that's the way i am , like it or not , i do not need you to interfere with my typing and also ,

Who's interfering with your typing? No one is telling you that you cannot type that way, we're just laughing at the way you type.

since aalteam already said that singapore is freedom of speech and so on , i dont see why do you , aalteam2 have the need to jerk back on what i say , the real world is sarcastic , you can choose to hide behind the screen and continue being your scardey cat personal while so many people are here jerking you ,

Hide behind the screen? I think you're behind a screen too. I think it's pretty fair. No, Singapore is not a place for freedom of speech. Our freedom of speech isn't truly say what you like. Don't believe me? Go say something about the government that is highly rude or insult some political person. Just try. They'll show you how free speech is in Singapore. Oh, or you could just say something racist. I know you people are highly racist. That could land you in trouble too.

I love it when racist people get in trouble. It's nice.

p.s: I'm glad we cannot insult the government/races/etc because gosh, imagine if we could! Those ah lians/bengs would go nuts insulting. Those people show no respect.

reasons for aalteam2 interfering is because they think that by so called ' helping ' aalteam , they can be in the center of people's attention , seriously no body gives a damn about what do you have to say about ahlians , but the remarks you give about ahlian is really general that you say anyone that has that feature is so called ' considered ' ahlian which is ridiculously funny .

We aren't helping aalteam. What did you think we were? Good Samaritans? Gosh.

Hello, we're not trying to be in the center of people's attention. Last time I check, it is you, the lians/twits who are saying stupid things like "iie wantxz tuu diie!" or "maii lurvve ish ovver" to get attention.

How ridiculously funny is it? We all know what an ah lian is, just like how every kid knows what is right. But when they choose to ignore that, it's another story.

* ROFL * , well , aalteam2 likes to scold people rights , ASHLYNN [[: and SANTA [[: are the same person , the typing is almost the same dude , cant you see ?? How can we be from the same clique when we are the same person , and also , HAHA ,

Apparently not only are you unable to type, but you are unable to read. I remember vividly that I said EITHER you guys were the SAME person OR same clique.

I am not a ahlian , and i wont want to be one , but i am just frustrated by all the comments you made . The purpose of all these anti ahlians blog is that your just want to irritate those ahlians to come here and scold you guys to prove those theories that your made about them .

There, you proved our point too. I'm not gonna finger point that you are indeed an ah lian or not, but your sensitivity to us already makes a point.

Typing in twit and proper english to me have the same difficulty level , but it depends on my mood to see which one do i like better .

yeah? I guess one can get used to typpe lykk dis. And naturally it wuld be easiier. Yeah, mood, mood. I'm sure when you blog, your mood is lianess.

Well , i see that the entertainment level of aalteam has gone down , could only be bothered with your copycat , aalteam2 [[: , so long suckers :D

=.O Entertainment level. Interesting way to put it. We're no copycats. If aalteam2 is a copycat, I would say the entire ah lian community are copycats. Afterall, they type the same stupid language, speak the same stupid tones, wear the same ugly skimpy clothing.

L, PS, alehleh, Twit/antitwit

2008-12-28T14:33:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone, aal svperstar is back! Boy, you should see how wonderful our lian supporters are! One of them even tried being two persons to insult us! Delightful!
----

` alehleh "superlame . Its ****ing lame, assholes .
Then don't be more ****ing lame than us and come here, doofus.

twiit/anti twit. :3(IP. 218.186.12.227) "haha , pathetic dogs . i mean the you , not the 'ah lians'
I'm beginning to think that ah lian/pro ah lian people can only either use vulgarities or call someone dog...gosh, is it pot calling the kettle black again?

twiit/anti twit. :3 oops iie f0rgett tuhh twiit , s0rriie !! >< aww, thankzxz euu!

twiit/anti twit. :3 "and i know why do you hate ah lians so much , maybe you got beaten up by them some time ago thus writing all this SH!TS here to sort of revenge ? HAHA
Yeah? And maybe you have been beaten by us, the normal people before. That's why you're coming here to support the twits. I do believe they are words, twit, not sh!t.

twiit/anti twit. :3 "oh please , cry to your mommy , not here cutie . ;) PATHETIC(S)
Seriously, what the heck is 'pathetics'? That isn't even a word. And no, we do not cry, so please don't assume that.

L i've only read like one of you blog post and i went like 'what the hell?' what is wrong with the pictures their took?
Of course there's nothing wrong with the pictures they took, L. It's twiting, the typical thing for you

twit your miother laojiby twit your mother laojiby understand , why don't you take a photo of yourself and show the ah lians HOW they should actually take a good photo(IP. 218.186.12.22 again)
Oh gosh, you're backing yourself up with another ally- your twin! The same IP address. How wonderful. And, why should we show you how to take a proper photo? You should know how to. It's common sense. I doubt you guys lack that knowledge, right? You can't be that mentally challenged.
FYI, it isn't proper to make fun of someone's mother okay? If you guys think you're so ladylike/gentlemanly then stop all these ridiculous insults. Oh, by the way, you don't know who your dad is, right?

L "so are you jealous that they're looks are superior compared to yours? or that they have actualy friends and they know how to have fun unlike you?"
they're looks. THEY're looks. Lmao. No, not jealous. Eww, how can I? Oh, perhaps you were hoping that I would be their fan? Then I wouldn't be here. I would be some twit worshipping them!
"have actualy friends and know how to have fun", so I see. The twit term of fun is being improper, ill mannered, sluttish and making a nuisance in public. Wow. Must write this down.

ps Nowadays, those ahlian and ahbengs dont go around whacking people or anything what. I believe they only beat people up because of some reasons.
You do know what you mean right? "don't go around whacking people" w/o a reason. They can just say they don't like your face(reason) and whack you(action). They aren't the law, so stop trying to take it into their own hands. We don't have kangaroo courts here.

ps they dont go around whacking people right ? So whats your definition of ahbeng ?
You just contradicted your earlier comment. Definition of ah beng? I think you know it too, lol. (Just run a search on the net, I think you can do it!) And btw it's a blog for anti LIANS.

Yay. Backk tuu sleepp. Lurbbes and huggs
(oh, please don't go "whooo, we can flame this idiot for sleeping". I know you don't need sleep, but I need mine. Thanks (: )

2008-12-27T20:38:00.000-08:00

Maddie said:
easy on mushroom, she isn't that bad.

Yeah, I know. Lols.

Passerby I THINK THIS BLOG IS ****ING LAME -.- ONLY HERE KPKB PPL WHO LOOK PREETY OR COOL. KNN DUN KPKB IN THIS BLOG ALREADY. JUST **** OFF LAR HOR . TWIT PUSS

LMAO! This is funny. If this blog is so '****'ing lame, why are you here? To be even more fucking lame than us?
Yeah, those people look preety! Preety means stupid and faggot-like, right?
I don't find ~~people~~ sluts/whores very pretty or cool, you know. Unless you're mentally challenged.
I **** off? Hello, you're at my blog. How stupid can you get.
Twit puss? Now that's a new word! Amazing how these people can make up so many vulgarities. It shows what their minds are only capable of.

Ashlynn [[: Why you must go copy paste of wad ppl type on other blog and paste it here , sibeii bohh luey mao siahs !

Don't try to reprimand us as though you're very polite. Who's the person who use all the uncouth words?
Look, there's something called privacy setting. If they didn't want people looking at their stuff they shouldn't be showing it to the world. It's likely that we're not the only ones who took that info.

P.S: Ashlynn and Passerby, why is it so coincidental that both of your IP address are the same?

Mushroom, oh Mushroom

2008-12-27T05:48:00.001-08:00

Do your need to write until they're so bad? there are good ahlians and bad. But most of them is good. Ahlian(s) will only beat people that offended

I don't need to dramatize how bad ah lians are. Their actions alone speak for themselves. Most of them is good? I doubt that. How do you explain good? By being vulgar, by having no respect for anyone, calling their 'family' to beat people up.

If you follow a trend that beats people up, I would hardly even deem any of them good.

P.s: If you're looking for a blog to commend good lians, it isn't here. Good lians don't exist. They end up rotten one way or another. My ex-friend was such a nice girl, before she became lian.

them like YOU,YES,YOU ( laughs. ) If you all don't offend them, they won't do anything to you what. Making this blog will make those ahlians feel like beating you all. and tracking down on you all.

"if you don't offend them" how would you know if you offend them? They can just say "your face irks me, iim gunna beat euu up!"
So, you say that if we offend them, they will beat us up? Is this the 'most of them good' you are trying to tell us? Tracking us down and resorting to violence. This is what ah lians are capable of. They cannot fight alone, they fight in gangs. When one of them gets jailed, their family disappears into thin air. Stupid fools.

i type more boliao thing? im just helping those people who didn't even offended you all. And you all kept on talk bad about their things, Tsktsk.
Tsk. They won't thank you for sticking up. They don't offend me? You DARE say that THOSE PEOPLE who SPOIL OUR COUNTRY'S IMAGE don't offend me? Sorry, but I'm nationalistic, and ah lianess is NOT needed in our country. They bring Singlish to a whole new level, and by a new level I mean a whole new horrible side to English.

they are an eye sore? Then don't look loh. Easy as that. Their wearing(S) Don't need you guys to care about what.
Oh, I have every intention of not looking. But after all, since ninnies like them like to stand out, who is able to miss a bright pink fox strutting about?

woah. im speaking nicely to you. And you speak to me liddat. Fine come lah. Scared you ah PCB.

How nicely are you speaking, indeed? You're using vulgarities.

I rotten spoilt brat? you are even worse? Creating this kind of blogs, parents did not even teach you all not to
Oh, so now it boils down to parents? I supposed parents taught these lians to be lians! They encouraged their daughters to have underage sex, smoke, wear shameless clothings, etc? Yeah, my parents are better.

Yay, flamers!

2008-12-27T03:37:00.000-08:00

To:
I.P 119.234.10.82 Umberlla (lol, wth is that?)
I.P119.234.7.169 Mushroom :D

Mushroom:D Woah. Taking people's picture and put it in this blog uh? It's people privacy, they can sue you for this. And only no life dogzxzxz will write

What on earth is dogzxzxz...etc nonsense? Wow, improvement, so you can type like a human being after all! Oh, but apparently you cannot read. Do you recognize the faces posted here? Do you, hmm? Do you? Maybe if you see them on the street, you can tell them we posted their stuff! If only you can recognize the faces!
And those people posted their stuff online. They know it's dangerous. We're driving a point here.
Besides, if they are so concerned about privacy, they wouldn't be posting their stuff for the world to see.
P.s, for those 'cock eye' fellas, here's what we stressed

"NOTE: IN NO WAY ARE THESE PICTURES POSTED TO CAUSE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA TO THESE PEOPLE. THUS, THE PICTURES ARE MODIFIED SO THAT THE ORIGINAL OWNERS ARE UNIDENTIFIEBLE. "

And by the way, we've changed a lot in the photos - e.g colour of clothing,words, view of faces...

this kind of thing about ahlian. Get a life, please ;D

I know we have lives, I'm not so sure about you. What were you expecting anyway? A blog worshipping ah lians? Ewww.

people who are not ahlians also use th word " DOG " what? Only ahlians can use? And should be you all guys have no life not me. At least im not so boliao to write this kind of no life stuffzxzz here. They also didn't offend you / you all.

Yes, indeed. People who are not ah lians also use the word "DOG", but apparently not as often. Dog is more of a Mandarin thing, like 你这只狗! Yes, you.

Why are you retorting so violently that you have a life? I believe people who really don't have a life will get so worked up. If the accusation were false, then you shouldn't react this way.

Bo liao? Yeah, we're bo liao! And by being bo liao, we attract even more bo liao people (you, yes, you) to our blog to type even more bo liao things.

Yeah, they didn't offend us physically, but they are an eye sore.

umberlla hey ! laugh ! why you all so dumb. look my comment for the first post. it really funny. dont say she dont have a life. at least better than you
->">,HONEY. YOU ARE MORE IMMATURE. WASTING TIME DOING ALL THIS KIND OF THING ! VERY FUN IS IT ? SO FUN GO THEIR FRONT FACE AND SAY LARH . PCB _|_"
What, you think I'm stupid? Go in front of their faces. You stupid ah lians don't play fair. You're as much of a cheater as a loser.
So what if we never go in front of their faces? You guys aren't coming to us in real life anyway.
Or as Maddie put it "umbrella, aren't you a ballles piece of ****, hiding behind your computer, too?"
Anyway, if I'm wasting time doing this, you're wasting time talking to someone who is wasting time on their on accord. Kapesh. Oh, by the way, if you are unable to retort, at least silently disappear, rather than act like a complete brute and show us your colourful vulgar language. Yes, we've heard of them. Now spare our eyes.

->, LAUGHS ! YOU MUST BE A RETARD! I JUST COPYING AND PASTE WHAT KANE SAY. DON'T BELIEVE CAN GO CHECK. DUMB DOG :D
Oh, so you're doubting my intelligence now? I don't find someone who calls other people dogs very smart, you know? For someone who has deemed us time wasters, I find you very, say stupid for wasting time with us. I'm not copying what Kane said, it just so happens we have a similar thinking. As the saying goes, great minds think alike.

LAUGHS ! THAT PART YOU SAY ABOUT "IM ENGLISH IS GOOD " IS WHAT KANE TYPE. LAUGHS. HE HELPING YOU. AND YOU LIKE THAT SAY HIM :D
THAT VERY FUNNY ! AND THE "ENBGLISH" IS TYPO ERROR .

Haha, so funny! So what Kane typed should be hacked to death, while what an ah lian typed as 'ENGBLISH' should be deemed as a typo? You're so fair! Ps. I don't know Kane.

->, FKING HELL ! YOU A VERY FUNNY. I LOVE TO SEE YOUR NEXT REPLY. I AM JUS COPYING AND PASTE WHAT KANE SAY . DUDE.MY REPLY TO KANE IS IN CAPS LOCK!

You A very funny too! You say I copied and paste what Kane said, and now you are doing it too! Why, in caps lock? Why isn't that a surprise. Most ah lians do it anyway; they know they can't win so at least they'll try to blind us. Try.

OMG ! YOU ARE FKING ENTERTAINING! YOU ARE SO SO SO FUNNY. MAKE ME LAUGHS !
Not as much as you make me laugh!

>,THEY LIKE TO WEAR YOUR BUSINESS ARH ? THEY HAVE SKINNY LEGS CANNOT MERH ? JEALOUS ? JEALOUS GO BUY 1 LOLS. AND THEY WONT WEAR AT PANTY LEVEL. DUDE. IF THEY WEAR THAT. WHY DONT THEY DONT WEAR IT ? AND THEY WEAR BELOW PANTY LEVEL! GO MEASURE LARH !

.... Oh dear you are CLEARING MISSING THE POINT. That ah lian said that we are unladylike, thus I questioned them if wearing all those silly mini skirts are ladylike.
How would YOU know if they wore it below panty level? Did YOU measure?
No, I'm not jealous. I thank heavens I don't have legs like sticks and voice like some siren. (not the ambulance, stupid)

>, NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS PART. CAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND CAUSE MY ENGLISH BAD :D BUT MY BRAIN IS NOT THAT BAD AS YOU. LAUGHS. BABY.GO SEE A DOCTOR :D CAUSE YOU BLOODY HELL MISTOOK EVERYTHING.

Look who's talking.

>, FKING HELL. FIRST TIME SEE AAL TEAM GANA JERK UNTIL LIKE THIS :D MAN. YOU ARE FUNNY. I MEAN VERY FUNNY. YOU SO ENTERTAINING .LAUGHS. YOU MAKE A GREAT DAY FOR ME ! GOOD JOB ! :D KEEP IT UP :D

Pfft, you're adorable. You made a better day for me. Keep your thoughts coming, exercise those brain cells, don't waste them away on oogling at some ah beng.

iie lurbbe euu guyys sho muchxz!

Santa Claus comment at aal team

2008-12-26T21:44:00.000-08:00

Santa Claus said...@ www.aalteam.blogspot.com
Typical inbred kids. I OLD ENOUGH. SO I NOT A KID ANYMORE.Is this how you would reply? Im so scared of ah bengs now that they are suppose to ''FUCK ME UPSIDE DOWN'' be realistic,at most they would whack me but how would they fuck me? Are they gay now? NO. I ALSO NEVER SAY AH BENG WILL FK YOU, AH LIAN ALSO CAN !

Yes, yes, you're old enough. I see. I believe you're probably above 12 years of age physically. I doubt that you are above 12 years of age mentally, though. Thus, the term 'kids' are used - it sort of means immature, honey.
I don't get you, seriously. I don't think "fuck me upside down" implies sex. It's more of getting back or beating the hell out of them. Thus, your 'are they gay' now is invalid. Denied.
Oh of course ah lian also can 'FK', who ever said they cannot? I'm sure they all have sexual organs! Unless, they are some bot. Now that's scary.

You know what? Dont bother replying.Im not a teacher cause Im still studying. Im not old enough but yet Im english is good enough. BHB ARH. SAY OWNSELF ENBGLISH GOOD.THAN WHAT WORLD TOPEST STUDENT ?

Now, I bothered to reply, it's the least I can do (: What's "Im english is good enough"? My! That is some awesome sentence structure! What's "ENBGLISH"? Some new form of gibberish you created?

Oh, but if you meant English, yes darling, our English is better than yours(at least we type properly!). We have every right to boast that, whilst you don't. In your face. Or, in your screen, whichever applies xD
Never said it was better than the world's best student, but just saying that it's better than yours.

You guys will be the downfall of Singapore society and its so unlady like to spew so much vulgarities at 1 go. HOW YOU NOE I GAL ? LATER I BOY LERH?

My oh my! We will be the downfall of Singapore. Guys, have you heard? Being literate will cause the downfall of Singapore! Let's all quit school and be idiots so that Singapore will prosper! *rolls eyes*
So unlady like? Puh-lease, like you guys know what's ladylike. And no, strutting about in mini skirts at panty level isn't ladylike. That's shameless.
Oh, so I supposed you lians going "FK! farkk! fuk!" etc isn't vulgarities? Or those NBKPKB etc shit aren't vulgarities? Come on, you are even using dialect vulgarities! You guys have some vulgar dictionary in your brains! You guys are walking vulgar people!

And you call us vulgar? Tsk!

I believe its then is your problem and not than.Its only than when your comparing things. You can call me an A hole if that makes you feel any better.Remember to pay attention in english class y'all. This is what happens if you dont. You cant even tell the difference between two simple words. HU CARE, MY SCHOOL NOT LIKE YOU. TEACH THIS KIND OF THING. WHICH SCHOL YOU FROM ? WANA KNOW WHICH BIG SCHOOL!

Asshole. No, it doesn't make me feel any better. Cause I'm not lian, and calling people nonsensical body parts isn't amusing to me. Oh, I pay full attention to classes, don't worry. I don't doze off cause I didn't sleep at 5am last..morning!
We can't tell the difference between two simple words? My! You are too cute! Who's the one who can't tell the difference between 'you're' and 'your'?
Pot calling the kettle black. (no, it's not back, doofus)
I'm not from any schol, oh, is it scholl? O_o
Yes, my school is different. They teach us good things, they don't teach us to be like you at the very least.
No, my school is not for disclosure; puh-lease, what if you try to transfer over and taint us! Sides' you also did not disclose yours. So, it's fair.

The Lian Rap Song

2008-12-26T03:53:00.000-08:00

I'm bored. Because up till now, no stinkin' liannies and bengbutts are here to spam and/or flame us. O_o"

Anyway. Maybe if an ahlian decides to write a rap or song, it'll go something like this. (Yeh, it's meant to be offensive to all you liannies out there. Please do laugh, and yep. I used everything that reminded me of liannies or bengbutts to write this... crap. x])

"Yo ar yo, yo ar yo,
I queen of Bugis, do you know?
I wear damn skimpy,
I show off skin,
All the uncles stare at me, (I happy.)

People think I form of art,
Because I like to "gao" bengbutts,
I, think aal got no life,
When I myself, cannot even fight,

My "brothers sisters" "pa buey to"
I call them down cuz you step my toe,
I see your face, you still stare at me,
Then I see police, I run, I don't want "mati"!

[chorus, LOL]
My eyes not big, I cannot see,
That's why I don't study,
The only thing I'm good with,
Is something called vulgarities!

I change steads,
Not cuz they break with me,
Its because, I got many many!

[chorus]

I like to, rebond my hair,
Or perm it if I have to leh,
But I tell you, I do it for fun,
I don't care if my hair like hor fun. (cuz, your hair eventually looks like horfun if you spoil it. o_o")

[chorus]

The end.

x]. The truth is, I don't care how much this song sucks. :D Because it's about liannies. >_>.

Oh yeh.

Hi liannies, :D Yes, I am the great Zann the sarcastic. ;o. Yes, this is a note to you lil' morons. :]. Did you enjoy the song? Are ya gonna produce it? Are ya? Are ya?! Well if you do, I'm not sayin' you need to credit me or something, I'm just saying that you liannies are complete idiots, oops, I mean, wannabe's, um, wait, uhhh... COMPLETE STARS! :].

PS: No need to credit the awesome. :] Bye. :]

Sweet Comments from "Candy Cuties "

2008-12-26T01:24:00.000-08:00

Ashlynn [[: said...

Thanks for saeing me good manzx , iie dunn bother to use proper english manzx , its like a torture to me so iie shall skip that all off thn . some ah lians are nt th cause of wad thy are , well some are into it themselves cos thy wann ppl to be scared ! while some are forced by their parentage and all manzx ! like some that hab parents that are gangsters or loan sharks and habb been growing up in this type of environment of cos eur cnt blame them luhs , bt iie am sure alot of them regrets of wad thy are wad , this aal team , make their comments to general manzx !

Of course you do not use proper English. It's such a torture. Why? Well, simple. You are unable to do so! If the government didn't provide at least a basic education, you guys would probably be illiterate now. Gosh. iie dunchx siee haw tixz ishh sho muchx easiier tuu typpe!

"ome ah lians are nt th cause of wad thy are , well some are into it themselves cos thy wann ppl to be scared !" Not cause of what they are - are only into it cause they wish to scare people? Oh heavens, I'm trembling! Your overpowering ah lianess is making me shit in my pants! Yeah, pfft, right.
Oh, they are into it not because of what they are. So, what you're saying is that they CONFORM so that they can fit in? That is pathetic. I don't see why fitting in with a bunch of immoral people is so important to anyone.

"some that hab parents that are gangsters or loan sharks and habb been growing up in this type of environment " Mme. You said SOME. SOME I am certain, is NOT all! Thus, SOME of them are from that sort of environment, while others are NOT. And, so what if your dad was a gangster? Inherit his gang stuff and go on being a wastrel? What's so fun about breaking the law each day, extortion, killing, beating. Wiping away all your traces of conscience, but yet, Mme, your hands are still RED! "iie am sure alot of them regrets of wad thy are wad" so what if they regret? They aren't doing anything about it! Knowing that you are wrong yet you still insist on the ways you do, that is the ultimate sin!

SANTA [[: said...: KANE MAII JERK PPL LAHS , NO ONE IS PERFECT OK ? EUU THINK EUU PERFECT THN EUU AT HERE KAOPEII KAOBUU , IIE NARHIA IIE SCARED ISSIT ? EUU THINK ENGLISH GOOD SIBEII DUA ISSIT ? EUU NOE HOOLIGANS NOE WAD IS TH TRUE MEANING OF SUFFER & EUU REAP WAD EUU SOW ANOT , EUR THIS TYPE OF PPL AT ONLI NOE HW TO AT HERE KAOPEII PPL WILL NBR NOE DE , COS EUR TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED , EUU MIGHT BE THINKING THAT EUR NOT BT REALLY TH FACT IS THAT EUR ARE DE LURHHS ! EUR STUDY SO GOOD GOT WAD USE SIAHS ? GROW UP BE DOCTOR BE LAWYER , NO USE DE LAHS ,LATER OSO NO REN QING WEI DE LUHS , SUCKS !

No, SANTA [[:, no one said that they are perfect, unless they are...uh, narcissistic . I don't think Kane said he/she was perfect! Oh, are you intimidated by our English? Why should you be? Why are you making such a fuss if you're not the least bothered that we speak/type better English than you do?

"EUU NOE HOOLIGANS NOE WAD IS TH TRUE MEANING OF SUFFER & EUU REAP WAD EUU SOW ANOT" No, I doubt they know what is "reap what you sow". Pfft, if they did, they wouldn't be tormenting innocent people. I don't think you're using even a portion of your brain to retort. What? Oh, these people, I hate their faces, so I'll extort money from them, make fun of them, beat them up for fun! I don't like their faces, so I'll beat them. Reap what they sow? What rubbish.

"UR THIS TYPE OF PPL AT ONLI NOE HW TO AT HERE KAOPEII PPL WILL NBR NOE DE" Well, well, well. Look who's talking. No, look who's KAOPEII-ing.

"COS EUR TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED " *Laughs insanely much* Oh gosh, you amuse me so! We take things for granted? We? Oh, bravo madamemoiselle! Bravissi! I guess we're the ones who squander money away on bright pink plush toys, condoms, bags that are not within our means, wear skimpy clothing, speak in ridiculous high pitch voices. Oh indeed, we're so like what you said; we take things for granted!

"EUR STUDY SO GOOD GOT WAD USE SIAHS ? GROW UP BE DOCTOR BE LAWYER , NO USE DE LAHS ,LATER OSO NO REN QING WEI DE LUHS , SUCKS !" Growing up to be doctor, be lawyer, at least better than growing up to be nothing at all! How would you like selling drinks at the coffee shop -no wait, foreigners will take those jobs- you would be jobless! And plus all the amazing things you have done in your teenage/early adult years (I.E childbirth), I don't see how you can support your family.
Don't you als love having fairy tales? well, you guys will never get them. Not even an inch near them.
Sure, "no ren qing wei", but hey, money talks in the real world. And by then, you don't have them, you can't talk. You'll be a silent, mute person, leaving no trace in society.

No one will remember you.

No one will want to be near you.

No one will respect you.

So, what a great future you have in store for yourself!

---

BTW: Ashlynn [[: and SANTA [[:, I've this unnerving feeling that you guys are of the same person. Either that, or same group. Oh yes, the ah lian group. Tsk, how can I forget?

XOXO
Lurbbes and Huggs

Posting other people's stuff

2008-12-26T01:02:00.000-08:00

Ho. We've come to the topic where ah lians go "waii euu post maii stuff?!!! ***********"

Today, AALteam2 is going to give people tips on this topic. Esp for people who post info about themselves online.

~NEVER post your photo online. Perverts will get them and paste them on nude photos, then send it to you for blackmail. Hmm, how does 1million dollars sound? Cheap enough? Oh psst, if you're an ah lian type of cutesy freaksy, AALs will get their hands on your pictures and distribute for laughs. But they'll sort of disfigure it so that you're not identifiable. (: It's the least we can do. We're better than stalkers, a hell lot better.

~Don't post even the slightest bit of your info. E.g I am from Singapore, my name is Amy! Yeah, sure, there're a lot of Amy in Singapore. If you're foolish enough to post your email there and oo, some stalker takes and interest...googles it, finds your other information. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Can't think of others at the moment, but these two should help those uh....noob posters.
Bad resolution(haha, my apologies!)
Here's what's written
<-"That girl <3
Name: XXXXXXX
Age: Simple Fifteen
School: XXXXXXX

<-- "Do you keep secrets from your parents?
errr. i reckon so ?" (...how many secrets? you seem to ponder.)

<- "Do you believe in forever love?
yeahhh ! sure !" uh, then why does she have multiple bfs?

<-"Do you cherish every single relationship of yours?
i dunno >.<"

'

(: Brought to you by the random doses of anti twit.

2008-12-25T00:17:00.000-08:00

On www.aalteam.blogspot.com
Anonymous said...

you people don't like ahlians ro use vulgarities then you all still use . what still fuck here fuck there . u fuck ur father lah . kao pei so much . when police catch u all see where u all run till . maybe go home and pull ur mother shirt and cry ah ! kao pei so much . u all think u all very great meh . dunno law still anyhow say what freedom speech . stupid . then dun delete any comments .

9:57 AM

AAL Svperstar: Uh, using vulgarities has nothing to do with ah lian/ah beng -ness. It takes more than just vulgarities to determine how filthy you guys are. And psst, vulgarities are used in AAL blogs to make fun of you guys (: I betcha you didn't know that! Buffoon.

No, we're not "great" - we're amazing! Tadaah! The police wouldn't catch us for we did none of the things you guys did! I.E glue sniffing, underage sex, underage smoking...
Dunno law? Ho. Ho. Look who's talking.

Anonymous said...: The 3 person who opened this blog.
All i can say to you guys is to get a life.
Ah lian or ah beng bo huan tio le eh life, so who the hell do you think that you have got the right to insult them in such ways?

I seriously pity you guys.
God created people in this manner so i guess you want to blame god for creating ah lians? what a joke..

THINK BEFORE U UPDATE YOUR POST.
if u all are too free, why not go and open a professional anti ah lian society..Dont come and talk craps in this blog of yours..

AAL SVPERSTAR: They have a life! Though, I'm not so sure about you. Of course we have every right to insult something that is inappropriate. Tsk tsk.

No, darling. Don't pity them, or the AAL people. God do not create people in this manner. In fact, do NOT use God in such a way! Ah lians and bengs are the birth of the devil. They are the ...uh, even worse version of Adam and Eve giving into temptations. No, not that silly glamourised version of the devil. It's the real, ugly, scary devil! Muhahaha.

'what a joke' Oh yes, it is indeed funny. You have no idea what you're talking about.

'Think before you post' I know we did, pfft, I don't think you did, though. Like you said that the blog of theirs. It's THEIR blog. So uh, even if they kpkb, it's noyb. Professional anti ah lian society? No, no! Heavens! It has already been created! It's there, in your mind, in the hearts of humanity!

Street Kids.

2008-12-24T23:00:00.000-08:00

When Techno was good,
it was good,
but after these kids blasted it
on their puny phone stereos,
the whole world of Techno,
got it's reputation in Singapore
as "ah beng ah lian music."

Well, I don't really like the term, Ah lian, Ah Beng.
I've got a more pleasant term here.
Street Kids.

Definition?
Kids: I'm being nice enough to call you guys kids.
Street: You guys are all over on the streets.

Tadahh, simple and nice.

As I've listed, Techno is one thing. The other: weird music blasting.
All sorts I've heard! Interesting variety. The other day someone was blasting some tamil one. (AAL Svperstar: They're probably being racist >=O)
Nice, being multi racial ehh?

*clears throat*
Since, I don't really have much to talk about on their etiquette and all, I'll talk about, whatever there is to talk about and whatever that comes to my head.

I am so long winded, so bear with me.

MUSIC:
What's on the Radio?
What's on MTV?
What's everyone talking about?
= Mainstream.

OMG! What's the best part? They think Underground is Mainstream.

Our Underground:
LoveHateHero
Suicide Silence
I Killed The Prom Queen
Whitechapel
Apocalypse
Bring Me The Horizon
Bullet For My Valentine
Senses Fail
Disturbed
Godsmack
Secret and Whisper
and a hell lot more.

THEIR UNDERGROUND:
Boys Like Girls
Silverstein
Dragonforce
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Metallica
and some other ones.

Well, lemme get this clear, Their Underground, basically consists of Mainstream music. I listen to them.
But please if you tell me you're a metalhead, and you listen to Dragonforce, go fuck yourself.
Dragonforce is well known for it's fucking shreds. Do you know what are shreds? *waits for a reply*
Yes I am very sarcastic.

CLOTHES:
Very nice short shorts!
In colors likes: FBT HOT PINK AND RED! This are common ones.
NF Shorts are mainly white red black blue and green.
Tops usually vary from striped tees, blouses, free size tube tops, tube top dresses, off shoulder tops and deep v-necks which expose a lot of non-existent cleavage! :D

FOOTWEAR:
We all like to look good,
We all fancy nice flip flops.
We all fancy sneakers.
We all like nice sandals. ^^

FULL DRESS:

Head: Usually, ... the caps? With some weird print or thingy and then it's usually airy so it looks like they have long melon heads.

Hair: They call themselves Emo when, there's nothing of that sort. Really messy layered hair with fringe.

Face: As many piercings as they can get, studs usually in the form of earsticks.

Torso: Guys would wear polo tees, striped tees [common ones are red + black, purple + black], fake band tee shirts, some print tee.

Bottoms: Skinny jeans, a pair at $10 or more. Not so common but getting common: duo colored skinny jeans.

Footwear: Slippers, exposing dry and cracked heels and soles. :D Girls usually have their nails messily done.

Accesories: Patent belts, small Zinc bags (i think you get my drift), sexxxxx bands. :D Usually twisted to form the common pattern thing. One black one white.

Tattoos: common ones are, butterflies, or wordings.

In my opinion of tattoos, "Is that all?"
Okay, those are tattoos.
Not body art. :D

Basically, their dresscode is messed.
Or Fucked.

From the alternative streetwear side:
-studded belts
-skinny jeans
-sneakers
-piercings
-cuffs and caps
-shirts with ties or without
-hairstyles

From the preppy dress side:
-Patent belts,
-Gladiator sandals
-Manicured nails
-Trendy tops

They mix it all up?
Then they call it fashion. :D

Common hair colors if dyed: Brown, blonde, red.

THE END!

NOTE: if you listen to any of the band listed, it DOESN'T mean that you're ah lian/beng. It takes more than just songs to determine an ah beng/lian

Harlo Peple!

2008-12-24T00:19:00.002-08:00

-Ahem.

Harhl0hhzxsh . I ahmm liiykkeszh sh00 exciitededzscsxh dhattsz dherr antii ahhliiansh bl0gs iish stiiu aliiyves w0rhzxs .

Okay, done with the twitting. Seriously. It didn't take me long to type that bunch of crap. I've been practising. :D And no. I did not say that if you DID actually twit, you're ah lian, oh puh-lease, I know a nice number of nice twits. It's just that I do, in fact, get pissed off when they twit so much so, I don't fucking understand a word.

-thinks. Oh yes!

We all know that ahlians and ahbengs "chup" (is with) gangs, but does that really mean that they can "call people down" to "hoot" us just because they don't like our faces? Aw c'mon. If it really is so, I have one bunch of friends who aren't in any gangs that can kick your butts twice as bad. (And and, it's like omgoshhiezxsz. -.-)

It's real stupid. Have you ~~people~~ ahlians no brains? Did you fail your English? If I just so happen to glance at you, it means I'm staring? That's not dumb enough, ahlians can be more stupid. Below is an extract from an actual conversation between my friend and an ahlian:

Ahlian: Eh knnb, you stare simi stare? Very nice har? I call my brothers beat you up then you know, very funny ah, stare stare.
Friend: But I wasn't... (cut off-ed)
Ahlian: You don't kpkb tell me you didn't stare la. Nb, you stare then don't want admit. You want fight come la.
Friend: Ok la! Fight lor!
Ahlian: Come, go toilet fight.
Me: Oh, wow. Fights must involve the toilet. What for? So you can cry yourselves silly with the unlimited toilet paper in every cubicle when we totally kick your butts?
Ahlian: -speechless.

HAHA.

The moral of this post:
1. Ahlians have no control over their "vulgarity glands". :D
2. Ahlians have no control over their so called "smartassness"
3. They need an English tutor.

The end and have a nice day, signed,
Zann Sarcastic. ;o.

We are still alive

2008-12-24T00:08:00.000-08:00

Yes, the AAL TEAM 2 IS ALIVE!
Or, for the others who are unable to read: wiie arr styll alyve!

Yes, AALteam2 is back! We're busting all the twits and noobs who think they are little pink fairy princesses or punk rock wannabe princes!

Today, let us examine a comment found @ www.aalteam.blogspot.com

ordinary gurl said...

diaos. lidat you call ah lian. u cock eye issi? tsktsk.. you people dam hell funny, people who uses singlish means they ah lian larhs? so if ur teacher or ur mother use singlish means they are a ah lian? seriously all you people say you dont understand what ah lians are thinking of, den ii was ask what all you people thinking, you all think everyone who talks like this are ah lians. like can use you brain think anot? ur mother never teach you not to jump into conclusions without knowing the facts? you u're a bastard?

Okay, 1. let us examine the commenter! the name is....ordinary GURL. Wow, what does that mean? Nevermind, let's move on!

"lidat you call ah lian.....people who use singlish means they ah lian larhs?" I highly doubt that madamemoiselle. In fact, Singlish is okay. Ah lian is not! Slipping in one or two Singlish in your sentences is okay. E.g "Hey, wanna catch that movie? It's so cool. Come on, let's go lah!" But this is NOT: "ey wanna catch tat movie or not? very cool lei! come la, let's go and see la!" LA LEH LOR MEH. So nice. So wonderfully ludicrous.

"you all think everyone who talks like this are ah lians" everyone who talks like this ARE ah lianS. ROFLMAO. *cough* Righhht.

"ur mother never teach you not to jump into conclusions without knowing the facts? you u're a bastard?" What jumping into conclusions are you talking about girl? or gUrl. No one's jumping into conclusions here. It's as clear as day of ah lians' intentions. That's why it's fun making fun of them.
Oh look, who's jumping into conclusions now! "you u're a bastard" lol. You you're a bastard. Lovely sentence structure. No, I don't think any of the aalteam members are bastards. But I can't vouch for you people though...

Okay, that's all folks. Stay tune.

Meet The Twits Doom x)

2007-09-10T07:43:00.000-07:00

10 Sep 07, 19:47a: eh i think u're just copying aal team. have more originality? choose a different subject instead of saying ah lians lah!
Wow. There is more than one parliament in the world. They are all copycats. What about those secret societys, more than one? The aal team 2 apparently loves to spike ah lians as much as the former one, therefore we created this blog as an ally in combat for the unreasonable crooks fiends of nature ^_^

8 Sep 07, 14:31someone: pathetic. you deleted our tags cos you are afraid eh? yeah you english very GOOD. since when is HOR in the english dictionary? posting ppl's friendster pictures is wrong humji.

Then you shouldn't post it up for the world to grab, stupid. Apparently with an ah beng comes stupidity. You personally don't own a cbox I suppose. Our team felt there was no need to sign up for a premium membership for you guys to bitch about in it :D

8 Sep 07, 14:36someone: not ALL ah lians are ganster NOT ALL lians have more than one piercings idiot.

Umm...who's the idiot now? You didn't read clearly(Lets blame it on not listening to the eye specialists) and we did CLEARLY specify that ah lians LIKE gangsters BUT WE DID NOT specify that they are gangsters....wait, you did say gansters...lemme check the dictionary...nope, no such word.

8 Sep 07, 14:34someone: not ALL ah lians have gangs, not ALL ah lians are *****y. not ALL ah lians want guys to **** them everywhere. oh dont tell me you never take a pic of yourself before? pathetic dumbass.

Oh bother, here we go again. AAL team1 has specifically said that we do take pics of ourself BUT NOT at every possible angle with those pufferfish cheeks. Now someone, don't you think you're more pathetic trying to argue with us when you don't have enough edvidence to support your accusing statements?

8 Sep 07, 16:14someone: oh.. dont tell me you are an ah lian too? bo ji mai gong wei lah, lan sai bin, and your SHYT . omg your poor spelling.

In case you haven't notice Mr. Spellingbee, cbox censors all vulgarities and we wanted to make it a point to you and so we made it 'shyt'.

8 Sep 07, 16:14someone: the pot calling the kettle back.

Yeah...*laughs* pot calling kettle....BACK. Backkkkkk. Hah, oh god, hah!

iloveahlian puss: C.B, must u say ahlian till like tat... but i do agree they are like a sex toy to my bros and me... haha

Apparently yes I do have a CB and you don't have one.

Yups, that's all for tonight folks.

Let's answer some comments by TWITS x)

2007-09-07T07:30:00.000-07:00

Ho. Let's see some comments by the 'tards.

10 Sep 07, 19:47a: eh i think u're just copying aal team. have more originality? choose a different subject instead of saying ah lians lah!
=_= Wow. There is more than one parliament in the world. They are all copycats. What about those secret societys, more than one? The aal team 2 apparently loves to spike ah lians as much as the former one, therefore we created this blog as an ally in combat for the unreasonable crooks fiends of nature ^_^

7 Sep 07, 20:32someone: oooh XXXXXXXXXX, the act goth one.. PATHETIC LAMER. YOU have nothing to do huh?
Well, well, well, look who's the real 'pathetic lamer'. *laughs* You're the one who came to our site cause YOU have NOTHING TO DO. My god. Pot calling kettle black!

7 Sep 07, 20:36someone: ya lor XXXXXXXXXX the act goth nerd.
Act goth nerd? Ur englush veri nice hor?
Even if we are nerds, you can be certain we are a hell lot better than you since when we're normal kids you guys are way lousier than us. In this case us = nerds, you = retards ^__^. You should be glad I gave you a title! I wanted to put 'shit' but oh well, kindness begets kindness.

7 Sep 07, 20:33ahlianX rox: So wad if people are ahlians? They like u care? NB dun be real jealous for this la cause i know your skirt is super long and your socks is super high too la..lols
NB here NB there. Why would we be jealous over a bunch of vulgar fucking slutty whores? There. We're vulgar too. Hoo why should we be jealous unless we are like you gir- no, cheap labour who wants boys to bitch them at every single second? Super long skirts? Oh god, you should be a fortune teller, just like all fortune tellers who are FRAUDS. Oh wait, you probably cannot understand this because you don't like books.

Oh yes, as Zan likes to call it you guys are NONETITY. ^^ All a bunch of mindless goons with mini skirts. Ah lianX rox is...another nonetity name I have to point out ^___^

7 Sep 07, 20:34ahlianX rox: Btw..their skOol uni is surpposed to be OUT lorhx DUNNO THEN FKS OFF LA NB MF
Wait, before I answer this *Laughs!!!!* omg. skool uni! SKOOOOOL uni! LORHXXX!!!!Hahaha! Tuck out, we did leave a doubt on the tuck in or outs you brainless kid :)
You fuck off little whimp. All you know is come here~!!! This is our site and not yours, know your stand lowlife. Go have some cute hamster makeout session with your bf, primate. Our next round we'll post uncensored sluts for you to feel jealous of your BFFs!

Our words to the unintentional victims

2007-09-07T02:28:00.001-07:00

Hello, so I've realised that some people aren't twits. Twits is a worldwide crisis, do you know why?

*Skip this paragraph if you are only interested reading the apologies
These useless lowlives have added on to the already bad enough pollution, global warming etc: They don't give a damn to our enviroment, all they care is fuck fuck fuck with some hawt boii at the nearby brothel. What's plastic to them? 'iie throw where iie wann euu dunt tell miie!' This in turn spoils our enviroment. Oh yes, have I told you that twits are all freaks that are living? I betcha you didn't know because you are all 'they are aliens, what can we do?' sad to say they are part of humanity itself BUT we have the rights to downgrade these useless things of nature! ^__^ They breathe in oxygen too, oxygen theives, therefore contributing to global warming! I suggest the most effective way to reduce all this threats is to mass kill these worthless bunch of ingrates!

Okay, so we know that some people do type twit or look like twit even though they are not. Take my classmate for example, a very artistic kid with a kind nature who talks like a twit on msn. e.g: hiie. tmr have sch right? niid t0 brinq what ar?

Right, that is twitness >ow, my eyes!< but we do know that besides twits, preps are misunderstood as twits as well. I have prep friends and they are a hell lot better than twits! Preps have brains unlike you guys~!!!

So yeah, how do I know there's a difference? Just like emo, the whole Goth and Punk subcultures have been dragged into some deranged accusations that they cut just like emos because 'theres no difference', which is a great big joke to me. There's a difference of Goths, Punks and emos. A very big difference indeed, so therefore the aal team feels that we have the right to differentiate people.

Oh yes, twiits typpe lyk tis. PrEpS tYpE LiKe ThIs. If they are found in the half-half situation, lets just say they are half twit half prep :) one of our members here on aal is actually a prep, will you look at that? ^___^

Peace out.
Rest assured the victims will be spared and the guilty will have their necks snapped and their bodies dismembered one by one. ^^ hehe

xoxo:anyone who actually believes the ending statement must be a fool:oxox

Holy twit-o-rama

2007-09-07T00:30:00.000-07:00

The Twit Dictionary™:
The word : "I"
-iee.
-iie.
-ie.
-ai
-aii
-ihh.
-ih.
-ii
-aiiye
-iiye
-iiesh
~too many.~

The word : "Them"
-dhemm
-tem
-demm
-dh3m
-dem

The word : "They"
-dheyy
-dey
-dhey
-dh3yy
-dhei
-deii
-dy (...This is the weirdest one I have ever came across.)

The phrase : "Thank you."
-tank uuie
-tankiees
-tankkiiess
-taanks
-dankks (O_O Dunk?)
-tankiies
-tank ues
-tankss uies.
-tanks tuhh euus.
-thhankks yewwsh

The phrase : "Happy Birthday." (It's a mini book, don't mind.)
-happiii burdaay
-harpii burfdaee
-happee (pee?) berrfdaess (It's birthday dang it. BIRTHDAY. -.-")
-harppiesst burdae ishh weeshed tuhh euu (this, has a lot of versions.)

The word : "You"
-euu
-uee
-uiee
-eiuu
-eus
-yewws

The word : “To”
-tuh
-tuhh
-t0
-tuu
-2 (this is normal.)

The word : “Gone”
-gunn (ITS GONE, NOT GUN, GUN IS FOR ME TO SHOOT YOUR DAMNED PREP BRAINS.)
-qone (wow, its “q” now. -.=… Can they be anymore “IMAGINATIVE”?)
-g1 ( now, F1[Formula One] I’ve heard before, but G1? Try T1 for Twit One.)

The word : “Happy”
-harppiie
-happiie
-hapi
-harrpyii
-happii
-happiee
-happiie
~and the list goes on and on.~

The word : “Need”
-nead.
-nid
-niid
-nied
-niid
-ned
-n3ed

The phrase : “Bye Bye”
-buaii buaii
-buhbiies
-buh bie
-biies
-buaii

The word : “Is”
-iish
-eish
-iz
-yish
-esh
-es (… my friend’s name is Esther, but when I call her Es for short, it isn’t pronounced like that.)

The word : “Hi”
-hiie
-hie
-haii
-hai
-hieess
-hiess

The word : “Phone”
-fone
-f0nee
-phne (can’t they just type the whole word instead?)

The word : “Meet”
-mit
-miit
-miet

The word : “Me/My”
-miie
-mi
-mehh
-mi3

The phrase : “Got to go”
-g0t tuhh goes (ermm… English failed, I suppose.)
-gorrt tuhh g0
-gorts tuh g03s (the fellow who typed this, must be really free to use numbers in replacement of letters)

The word : “F***”
-farkk
-fvck
-fluke (flute?)
-flook
-fuke

The phrase : “Be right back”
-biie rite back
-be ritex bakx (wow, in love with X-es, eh?)
-b3 ritte bacxx
-bee riitess bakk (double of everything, awesome.)

The word : “Congrats”
-k0ngratts
-c0ngratss
-kunkrats (I think you meant to spell comrades.)
-kgkg (kilograms, kilograms?)
-cgcg

The word : “Hot”
-hawt.
-h0awt
-hwat (HWAT ARHS! -.-“)
-haut
-hautt
-haht
-h0t

The word : “Bunny”
-bunnie
-boniie (BONE-y?)
-buniie

The word : “Party”
-partiie
-pahtiie
-parhdie
-phaarrdyyi

The word : “Whatever”
-wadeva
-whadevr
-wtr (super short form, I guess.)
-wdva
-wat3v4

~Dictionary Part 1 is Completo~~[[ZANN]] ™©®~

What the guys think of the lians <3!!!

2007-09-06T21:29:00.000-07:00

Welcome back to our ethusiastic aal team! Today, we have interviewed 10 males about what they think of the ah lians and boy did we get a shocking revealation!
All guys' identities will be kept secret as to prevent those seductive satan's slaves knocking on their doors for their favourite hobby or whacking the daylights out of the men who don't like them!

The question posted to them was: Do you prefer ah lians or normal girls and why?

#1: I always preferred lians leh...hehe...very hard to explain but u know guys...all have the same motive and besides' ah lians are very readily available..can ditch anytime also. Shh...don't tell xXxxxX because she's the first not-lian I dated!

#2: Uhh...this 1 ar very hard to say leh. Ah lians more seductive and easy fucking(with experience) ...but normal girls have more decency and respect for themselves...so I think I pick none, I'm gay! (AAL:O_O)

#3: Can I say both? Wait my girlfriend is normal...I take normal! (AAL:(-_-)
W8, w8! I like normal girls because they are innocent!

#4: hahha u ar veri funny leh. ask me this type of qns. of course i take normal girls lah! dun see me tok(I tot write?) like tis lah i like the real guai guai ones when it comes to the end! ah lian at start can be my teachers in *** but then i prefer a normal gal at the end because i noe she wont anyhow find bfs outside one!

#5: I like normal (because) lians like gangster and i don like gangsters!

#6: Both larr as long as in love hu cares.

#7: Normal, who likes slut? Later i get AIDS who come help ar? Also ar so loud and wild. My another alarm clock is it? I have one mother is already bad enough!

#8: Because I feel that normal type are better because the lians are only trying to act cute. (Prosthetically cute you meant? >:])

#9: Normal because they are a quarter of how noisy and yappy lians are. (jeez I thought you like lians? *smirk* there are a few I can tell you!)

#10: Arh lianx ferr miie thx euu. I lykk dhem because verii cutex larhh. euu see here pout dere pout, omigod iie alreadi wanna hugg dhem lykk siao! (ok, you sure you're a guy?)

So there you have it! Most poeple who chose lians are because they are like toys to the guys x)

And those who chose normal is because we are a quarter of how noisy and stupid lians are and that they prefer the real innocence ^__^

Cheerios.
AAL Svperstar

The westerner lians

2007-09-06T21:05:00.000-07:00

Hoho. Just a little topic brought up about our dear people the lians, my English friend told me that his country too, has lians! But, they are called 'chavs'

In what ways they are similar you asked? Well here's all of them!:

Act cute. wiie t0kk lykke tis. euu n0rt happiie euu gohh eatt shiiet (-_-')

Druggies. Okay, so drugs're banned in Singapore, oh look, they are underage smokers! Glue sniffers!

Vainpots. Gah I love to use these on them! Mini skirts, translucent clothing and absolutely shameless outfits to show off those sexay farkked up legs!

Virgin-be-gone. Yup, you got it! They are all virgin-less! Now don't say that it's because they are pretty that's why they get to have sex. Men are not better than women! They aren't the ones who get to choose solely! Now now, chavs and lians does these blasphemy stuff is because they do it when their friends do it. No, not peer pressure, just mere showoff freaks who wanna outwit their BFFs, unfortunately, I don't even think they have any brains.

Oxygen theieves! Bwah, I picked this up from my friend yesterday. They are useless, waste of our nations' resources and breathing in our oxygen!

Okay, more will be updated to this soon, so stay tuned people! ^___^

This post has been brought to you by AAL Svperstar

All smiles? I don't think so.

2007-09-05T03:15:00.000-07:00

News really travel fast. Zann was telling me the other day that anyone who types like this: "iie lorveessh yewws", is using "twit" language. A few days later, my friend said that she was practicing twit language. Zann has created a mini dictionary on twit language the other day. And here's a sneak preview before Zann uploads the whole thang here!:

The word "is", represented as: eesh,ish,iish, (there's more.)

The word "more": maur, morre, maurre,

The word "very": verii, veriie, veliish, veriish, varriie

The word "to": too (Oh bloody hell, it became this way.) Coincidentally, two: too. Which therefore is a point that twit language has no grammer rule or spelling mistakes! ^___^

ManiacPUNK

Post edited by AAL Svperstar

the TWITTY dictionary.

2007-09-05T00:52:00.000-07:00

The word : "I"
-iee.
-iie.
-ie.
-ai
-aii
-ihh.
-ih.
-ii
-aiiye
-iiye
-iiesh
~too many.~

The word : "Them"
-dhemm
-tem
-demm
-dh3m
-dem

The word : "They"
-dheyy
-dey
-dhey
-dh3yy
-dheii
-deii
-dy(...This is the weirdest one I have ever came across.)

The phrase : "Thank you."
-tank uuie
-tankiees
-tankkiiess
-taanks
-dankks(O_O Dunk?)
-tankiies
-tank ues
-tankss uies.
-tanks tuhh euus.
-thhankks yewwsh

The phrase : "Happy Birthday."(It's a mini book, don't mind.)
-happiii burdaay
-harpii burfdaee
-happee(pee?) berrfdaess(It's birthday dang it. BIRTHDAY. -.-")
-harppiesst burdae ishh weeshed tuhh euu(this, has a lot of versions.)

The word : "you"
-euu
-uee
-uiee
-eiuu
-eus
-yewws
~too lazy to type. or as THEY say, tuhh lazii tuhh tipp, LOL.~

~NOTE: wow. i just wrote crap. xD~

[ZAN.theCRAPPER.]
edited by AAL Svperstar

Smoochies in public

2007-09-04T01:40:00.000-07:00

Okay, so we've all heard of the little makeout sessions in public from the AL and AB. A little hug a little snuggle is common but, the one I saw the other day at ORCHARD MRT was beyond redemption. At first I thought it was some casual hug but to my horror, the skimpily dressed lian was frenching the beng and he was touching her butt. Oh my god. It was like...squeezing, touching, nuzzling. I nearly fainted. What added up to this nightmare fest was that the MRT was packed and that everyone was looking at them, their eyes reflecting what seemed like downright disapproval. Well, this is what the sims called 'public makeout' eh? Absolutely sickening. They were like "Hunniie...mmm...*nuzzles, iie wan maurre!*" It was absolutely apalling and made me nausea just by standing near them. Have you realised how much stupid makeout aura I recieved?! This is another point why lians are so outcasted as sluts of nature. :)

Huggies.

The Birth Of AALteam2

2007-09-04T01:37:00.000-07:00

With the start of something new, here is our ahh liian dickktionarriie. A best bet for boosting you to the high ends of being an ah lian!

Let us introduce some of our very common lovely must-haves.

-Emoey fringe (now emo has another reason to cry. ah lians stole their style!!!)

-Handbags. god they can't get enough of those! It's a 'to die for'

-A walking dictionary of swear words in every possible language(these people are hardworking!!!)

-Cutesy language. I sympathise the Japanese or whatever language that needs to repeat the alphabet. Just look at the list of possible spelling for a setence like 'I love you'!
* I luv u
*I lurbbe euu
*iie lauve euuie
*aii luff euiie
*iie hearrtt eu
I think there's a hell lot more but I collected these from the N1 lians next door.

-'ankle socks'. Definition: socks that reach the ankles. Oh no, these are the new and improved socks of the ah lian culture! It's called ankle socks but you can't even see it on your ankles!

-Makeup okay, so normal girls do makeup too but the foundation layer is barely two or three. Ah lians're flawless. It's literally the whole chunk of foundation they flung on their faces each outing. Talk about wasting money

-Mini Skirters. It's a must for them. No mini skirts = no life. They must have boys peeping up their panties -or perhaps nothing. Urgh

-Neoprint lovers. Calling everyone who loves neoprint doodling in each outing! 10bucks is nothing compared to the cuteness you can put on yourself with the machine. Sparkles baby, sparkles! Normal people do it for momento but theirs is a hobby! Just look at their photos spilling out of the purses!

Huggs andd kiisses AAL-superstar