Yes, Singaporeans have been recently -or maybe not so recently- branded as too lazy in choice of clothing. Everywhere we go, we see people with t-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
It's t-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
T-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
T-shirt, shorts, flip flops.
The army of badly dressed Singaporeans.
Yes. Indeed. It's so inappropriate, especially if you're shopping at Orchard road. And guys, seriously, Singapore isn't that hot. I'm just surprised people don't freeze their asses off by wearing like that in our mostly air conditioned places. I sure hope those people won't wear that 'standard' outfit to a wedding dinner. Hah, that'll be funny.
Lians love to dress like that too, I noticed. It's the same ol' tight fitting shirt, mini mini shorts(gosh, they exists!) and flip flops. Oh, don't forget about the hideously straight rebonded hair. Hideously straight. My gosh, it just looks like they put a sheet of black paper over it. I don't think all of them have unruly and untamable hair right? In fact, I think that the only thing that's unruly and untamable are their characters.
I can just imagine them going "wharts sho wronq abut teeeshiirtx shortxz and flipp flopps? atxx leastxz wee dun habbe ugly leggs lykk euu" Umm, by the way, lians and their toothpick legs do not interest me or spark the slightest bit of envy.
Since we're on the topic of bad dressing, I just wonder what kind of messages these people sent? Especially those females who wear translucent tight fitting T shirt with some black bra below. You know, my direct inference would be that they are trying to act like hookers. It is hardly sexy. Of course, I do not mean that everyone should be wearing knee length skirts and whatnot. We're in a modern world, yada yada, but still, t-shirt, shorts, flip flops is just...overboard.
There's a thin line between trendy and just plain off-fashion. I believe ah lians have crossed that line.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Y'know what. Since the liannitards (yes, new species. :O) didn't answer OUR question of: "Whadd dherr phuckks d0esh shm00kiinqq curre?", I, Zann, the awesomest of awesome, shall answer that.
Due to stupidity as aforesaid, by the liannitards, I have concluded that smoking cures the following diseases:
- Lungobursticuz
Symptoms: Lungs start to weaken.
Cure: Death by smoking.
- Imaretardasmokism
Symptoms: Wanting to smoke due to peer pressure and smoking for fun.
Cure: Death by smoking.
- Liannitardiculum
Symptoms: You twit.
Cure: Death by smoking, an alternative of having sex with multple partners will enhance and hasten the death sequence.
Yes, for Lungobursticuz, it only occurs to people who smokes wayyy too much. This results in lung cancer. Or throat cancer, either of which would result in you dying if there isn't a cure :D
As for Imaretardasmokism, its only due to people between the ages of 10 to 17 wanting to smoke because of peer pressure, or rather, the frequently used excuse, "I need to relief stress wor", Oh why don't you go photoshop your faces, it'll reduce stress! (Not on your computer though, it'd explode from multiple layers you made to immaculate your faces.)
And last but not least! Liannitardiculum, its a horrible disease spreaded to approximately iie-dunchh-phuckkinqq-kn0es number of people, on a daily basis! :D In my belief, I think you should go buy those type-guides for kids between the ages of 6 to 8 for proper typing skills, whereby they teach you basics of where the hell you should place your heavily menicured* fingers, and how you should type without breaking your expensively menicured* fingernails.
Yes, this is a very very very very very very (spamz0rs) bored Zann :D
SMALL NOTE: *MENicure is used to mock the spelling ability of xiiaolov... something. :D
Due to stupidity as aforesaid, by the liannitards, I have concluded that smoking cures the following diseases:
- Lungobursticuz
Symptoms: Lungs start to weaken.
Cure: Death by smoking.
- Imaretardasmokism
Symptoms: Wanting to smoke due to peer pressure and smoking for fun.
Cure: Death by smoking.
- Liannitardiculum
Symptoms: You twit.
Cure: Death by smoking, an alternative of having sex with multple partners will enhance and hasten the death sequence.
Yes, for Lungobursticuz, it only occurs to people who smokes wayyy too much. This results in lung cancer. Or throat cancer, either of which would result in you dying if there isn't a cure :D
As for Imaretardasmokism, its only due to people between the ages of 10 to 17 wanting to smoke because of peer pressure, or rather, the frequently used excuse, "I need to relief stress wor", Oh why don't you go photoshop your faces, it'll reduce stress! (Not on your computer though, it'd explode from multiple layers you made to immaculate your faces.)
And last but not least! Liannitardiculum, its a horrible disease spreaded to approximately iie-dunchh-phuckkinqq-kn0es number of people, on a daily basis! :D In my belief, I think you should go buy those type-guides for kids between the ages of 6 to 8 for proper typing skills, whereby they teach you basics of where the hell you should place your heavily menicured* fingers, and how you should type without breaking your expensively menicured* fingernails.
Yes, this is a very very very very very very (spamz0rs) bored Zann :D
SMALL NOTE: *MENicure is used to mock the spelling ability of xiiaolov... something. :D
The Xiiao Stuppidx People
It’s Zee Anti Twit posting once again =D
I’m seriously going to do the same ol’ boring thing once again. Yes, it’s the replying of tags made by the uh…‘tards.
Most Liannies seem to have a nickname with the word “xiiao” in front. FYI, the Liannie that I’m going to write about later on is called “Xiiaolovellies”. Just look at her name. Just makes one want to laugh, don’t you think? If you ever wondered why most Liannies have a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of their name, I can tell you that it refers to their brain size. It sure does fit their intelligence, isn’t it? =__=
Heh, let’s see what sort of harebrained ideas they have came up with this time.
Xiiaolovellies said:
Ohmy, sorry i dont work for people, i own a menicure shop at holland v. I think you guys are seriously stupid. Can speak better english can get better job? Laughs* perhaps yes,but if you're rich, you can GO BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND DONT NEED TO THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT Working?
I’m seriously going to do the same ol’ boring thing once again. Yes, it’s the replying of tags made by the uh…‘tards.
Most Liannies seem to have a nickname with the word “xiiao” in front. FYI, the Liannie that I’m going to write about later on is called “Xiiaolovellies”. Just look at her name. Just makes one want to laugh, don’t you think? If you ever wondered why most Liannies have a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of their name, I can tell you that it refers to their brain size. It sure does fit their intelligence, isn’t it? =__=
Heh, let’s see what sort of harebrained ideas they have came up with this time.
Xiiaolovellies said:
Ohmy, sorry i dont work for people, i own a menicure shop at holland v. I think you guys are seriously stupid. Can speak better english can get better job? Laughs* perhaps yes,but if you're rich, you can GO BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND DONT NEED TO THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT Working?
Zee Anti Twit:
For your information, my dear Xiiaolovellies, smart people like us don’t want to aim so low the way you do as to open a tiny manicure shop at the roadside. I’m sure that your business would fail sooner or later, given the fact that you drive everyone away with your astoundingly bad English.
For your information, my dear Xiiaolovellies, smart people like us don’t want to aim so low the way you do as to open a tiny manicure shop at the roadside. I’m sure that your business would fail sooner or later, given the fact that you drive everyone away with your astoundingly bad English.
Xiiaolovellies said:
And , oh please . if wear skinnys means ahlian, then my mum wear skinnys too , my aunty wear skinnys too , they ahlian meh? laughs*
And , oh please . if wear skinnys means ahlian, then my mum wear skinnys too , my aunty wear skinnys too , they ahlian meh? laughs*
Zee Anti Twit:
You have already answered your own question. And yes, you’re so right. Your mom is a Liannie as well. My my, who knew Ah Lian “culture” was inherited?
You have already answered your own question. And yes, you’re so right. Your mom is a Liannie as well. My my, who knew Ah Lian “culture” was inherited?
Xiiaolovellies said:
I think you guys are really starfish* brainless fool. BTW , i didn't say smoking can cure cancer, FYI , i only say smoking can cure certain disease
I think you guys are really starfish* brainless fool. BTW , i didn't say smoking can cure cancer, FYI , i only say smoking can cure certain disease
Zee Anti Twit:
The starfish part was seriously random. Are you an earthworm? O_O I also didn’t say that smoking can cure cancer. You were the one who assumed it yourself. The photo thingy was made as an example to show how stupid you are. Like…how can smoking cure a disease? As Zann already pointed out, there are a few possibilities:
1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.
2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D
3. You made that up
4. You’re not human, but a strange creature that requires those toxic chemicals to be cured
5. The disease is Ah Lian noise pollution disease, that requires you to smoke so that you can stay quiet
6. You doctor was just a figment of your imagination
7. You have a mental problem
The ones in blue were added by me. I could make the list a lot longer if you really wanted, but that kinda defeats the purpose.
The starfish part was seriously random. Are you an earthworm? O_O I also didn’t say that smoking can cure cancer. You were the one who assumed it yourself. The photo thingy was made as an example to show how stupid you are. Like…how can smoking cure a disease? As Zann already pointed out, there are a few possibilities:
1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.
2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D
3. You made that up
4. You’re not human, but a strange creature that requires those toxic chemicals to be cured
5. The disease is Ah Lian noise pollution disease, that requires you to smoke so that you can stay quiet
6. You doctor was just a figment of your imagination
7. You have a mental problem
The ones in blue were added by me. I could make the list a lot longer if you really wanted, but that kinda defeats the purpose.
Xiiaolovellies said:
I Dont kaopeh so much when you didn't get your facts right, it'll only make you look like one fool , and regarding you "lian and love problem" laughs , Girl whom talk about love problem like those kiddos mean KIDS , not lian -.- . I think the creator of the blog is never study one -.- , aiyah. I don’t wish to waste my time on hose [u]peabrain[/u] Kids (:
I Dont kaopeh so much when you didn't get your facts right, it'll only make you look like one fool , and regarding you "lian and love problem" laughs , Girl whom talk about love problem like those kiddos mean KIDS , not lian -.- . I think the creator of the blog is never study one -.- , aiyah. I don’t wish to waste my time on hose [u]peabrain[/u] Kids (:
Zee Anti Twit:
You should tell that to yourself first. You’re now looking like a fool. Oops. What I meant was, you’re now known to be a fool. Girls who talk about love problems are usually Lians, because their excessive sexual activities such as, erm…let’s just skip this part, cause them to get all sorts of complicated problems. Lykk, miee boiifriedzx makkeszx miee 肚子大…
Your last sentence is totally self-contradictory. If you don’t wish to waste your time on us, then why are you still tagging our blog? Oh I get it, those pea-sized brains that you were referring to belong to yourself and those Liannies. For the record, this is the first time I saw anyone add a code wrongly. So, who is the "peabrain" now?
You should tell that to yourself first. You’re now looking like a fool. Oops. What I meant was, you’re now known to be a fool. Girls who talk about love problems are usually Lians, because their excessive sexual activities such as, erm…let’s just skip this part, cause them to get all sorts of complicated problems. Lykk, miee boiifriedzx makkeszx miee 肚子大…
Your last sentence is totally self-contradictory. If you don’t wish to waste your time on us, then why are you still tagging our blog? Oh I get it, those pea-sized brains that you were referring to belong to yourself and those Liannies. For the record, this is the first time I saw anyone add a code wrongly. So, who is the "peabrain" now?
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This person seems to be really proud over owning a tiny shop. I wonder if the business has folded yet. Oh well, its really a sooner or later thing. After all, she doesn't even know her business well especially when she spelled "manicure" as menicure". Lians will never get to own multinational companies that some non-lians do. Blame it on their shallow mind, I guess. That’s all for today. So human and twits, remember to stay tuned for more!
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Awesome Taggieszxz!
Greetings, Twitlings, and fellow earthlings!
It’s the great Zee Anti Twit posting, once again. Apparently, replying of tags seems really boring. So, I have decided to spice it up by adding some pikturezx for your pleasure =D
{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne:
laughs ? when i ask-ed and my elderly said already and will update u, there is a sickness cure by ciggy . but if u THINK that im just BOMBING go ahread, cos i don't need to BOMB cause of this SMALL issue its nonsense .
It’s the great Zee Anti Twit posting, once again. Apparently, replying of tags seems really boring. So, I have decided to spice it up by adding some pikturezx for your pleasure =D
{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne:
laughs ? when i ask-ed and my elderly said already and will update u, there is a sickness cure by ciggy . but if u THINK that im just BOMBING go ahread, cos i don't need to BOMB cause of this SMALL issue its nonsense .
Zee Anti Twit:
You’re still so persistent that there is a sickness that can only be cured smoking. If what you said is true, what is the disease that you were referring to? Is it the “Ah Lian Retardency Disease”? =__= Let’s now seek the opinion of Ms. Brada, once again, shall we?
You’re still so persistent that there is a sickness that can only be cured smoking. If what you said is true, what is the disease that you were referring to? Is it the “Ah Lian Retardency Disease”? =__= Let’s now seek the opinion of Ms. Brada, once again, shall we?
Apparently, Ms. Brada is smoking because her doctor told her to smoke as a cure for her cancer. Somebody call the Singapore Medical Association! I was too lazy to draw out a new picture, so I just copied the one from AAL Svperstar's post.
xiao M- Leanne:
hahaha , so funny eh, wat sense of originality lim pei wann put xiao or watt ur business is it? i got huan tio u anot ? if dun have den shut ur bloody mouth! u bytch! u tink u who huh? NB, go suck ur mummy pussy la!! if u dare to KPKB, why dun KPKB here, wann to KPKB just come our turf and say la! hum ji kia! no ball! go outside n say it to us, see if u will kana disfigured anot! dun hide behind e comp la! go get a life man! nb!
Zee Anti Twit:
Wow, a sense of originality? I don’t think that adding a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of your name is original either. For some unfathomable reason, most Liannies add that before their names. And, when we criticize your adding of the word “xiao” in front of your name, what business is it of you to comment on it? Unlike your mouth which is full of blood and vulgarities, we did not need to open ours to type all these out in the first place. Gosh! You have a turf? Do you know that forming a gang is illegal in Singapore? I think we better check out your IP address and get the police to hunt you down instead. Right…now you’re the one who is hiding behind your computer. If you want, you can tell us where your “turf” is so that we can get the police to arrest you and that little gang of yours.
{♥} Aricia™ - Owner
oh pls, u are too lame ! laughhs, making a doll and talking to urself ? what sickness ? wait till i ask-ed my granny and i will tell u, don worry ! ahlian ? smoking means ahlian ? don tell me ur WHOLE family NOT even ONE smoking ? aliens ! & btw, i didnt said it could cure CANCER ! so stop making urself happy
Zee Anti Twit:
Just to let you know, that drawing isn’t a doll. My point is, saying that smoking is able to cure a particular sickness is as stupid and lame as that picture. Seriously, how can the toxic chemicals in that cancer stick be able to cure any disease? Unless you count passive smoking caused by selfish smokers, nobody in my family has ever smoked in our lives. Omigoshesxzs! You saw Aliens!? Where? Are you the one? -_- We did not say that smoking makes one An Ah Lian. Although underage smoking doesn't make one a Lian or Beng, it does show that the smoker is someone with NO FUTURE o_o
That's all, folks! Let's wait and see if there are more ludicrous nonsense by the twitzies for us to roflmao on =)))Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Zann's replies
Tonight/bla, I'm going to do a ... boring (maybe I'm able to turn it interesting) job. It's called replying tags. You people make me laugh -- hard.
Let's see! :D
anti fagswho made this
i agree with yoga lin. just becos u have a good english, you cant look down on anyone. so pls. change your bad habit
Lol, look down? Did we even say that? And we don't look down on them, we simply correct their error so others won't repeat the same ol' mistake, hence making this... lianny horribly infested place, a better living enviroment.
Yoga Lin
Please respect them
Rofl, Yoga Lin? Lol, if you have time to tag our blog, why don't you go write some more songs, or sign some autograph for your fans -- that is, if you actually were Yoga Lin, (Y'know, you can get sued for impersonation ^^)
Yoga Lin
Ya true , your english is good,but that doesn't mean that u can look down on those who twit,and everyone have their own way of living .
Rofl, Yoga Lin space-dots his fullstops. *Amazed.*
EL!Z
dude, awesome blog! keep it up ^^
Thanks!
making a report doesnt need their full name and etc
Rofl, thanks for the info, we didn't need to know that. ^^
{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne
{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne
due to their sickness, which i heard it from my elderly, some is cause of their family smoke, and they fall into it. so yupps
{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne
{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne
of cos there are different ways, some ppl smoke because they think its COOL <<>
Doctors? Advise some to smoke? There are only two things I'm able to assume here:
1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.
2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D
anti ******s who made this
erm hey (: can i have ur full name and contact number ? i wish to file a police report of u cos i'm a big fan of u (:
Aww, what a fan, well, if you were a fan, you'd already know that, but no. Miie mommiezxz t0ldz miie n0rhtsh tuhh giive awaee miiee iinf0rmatiionszxz tuhh strangerhhszx , layyturhhs dheyy c0mee && diisturb miie h0wzxzxz .
Sunday, April 5, 2009
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Replies and about "Angela" :D
You know, there has been several people who keep saying that we wrongly accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Now, that is a gross assumption that has an incredulously zero amount of thought put into it.
Firstly, we did NOT accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Did we say she was an ah lian all the way? I cannot vouch for that for she is not my real life friend.
Secondly, okay, so if Angela is not an ah lian, she is a 14(or 15?) year old smoker. SMOKER. Yeah, yeah, it's none of our business what-not. Just for your information, 14-15 is underage. Umm, yeah. Angela should stop posting pics of her school. I know where she is from now. -_-
Thirdly, please people, stop writing things that only reflects your level of intelligence, for the worse. This is perhaps a minority of the readers, but gosh, do they even have a brain? It makes me wonder!
Lastly, upon a sound and rational request from Angela's friend, we have removed her pictures :D
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LaL "This is getting so boring, really. *Yawns* Do you even know this girl, Angela? I doubt so. From her blog, I can see she's quite a nice girl."
Do you know her...? From her blog YOU see that she is quite a nice girl. From her blog, I see that she is an underage smoker who tries to 'resist' smoking when she sees others who smoke. (other underage schoolmates)
"And does she twit? No she doesn't. Maybe some ahlians do type lyke dhis, but she doesn't You and I both know that."
Yes, so she does not twit? So what is it about guud nitte aal teamiie tuu? I can't remember the exact modified words, but heck, they sure don't qualify as non-twiting.
And what did this girl ever do to you? Nth. And, I know you got to know her blog through thetiarateam.blogspot.com right?
No, frankly, we did not. How did you 'know' such things? I saw her account by chance somewhere on a networking site, which states her age, location, birthday, etc.
And, helping an ahlian doesn't mean I'm one.
Never said you were...why assume things?
Emzy
...Accuse? Well, we're back to "ASSUMING things" again.
Yeah, I like you too. Ya'll come back soon!
That's all folks 晚安！早安！depending on your location :D
Firstly, we did NOT accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Did we say she was an ah lian all the way? I cannot vouch for that for she is not my real life friend.
Secondly, okay, so if Angela is not an ah lian, she is a 14(or 15?) year old smoker. SMOKER. Yeah, yeah, it's none of our business what-not. Just for your information, 14-15 is underage. Umm, yeah. Angela should stop posting pics of her school. I know where she is from now. -_-
Thirdly, please people, stop writing things that only reflects your level of intelligence, for the worse. This is perhaps a minority of the readers, but gosh, do they even have a brain? It makes me wonder!
Lastly, upon a sound and rational request from Angela's friend, we have removed her pictures :D
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LaL "This is getting so boring, really. *Yawns* Do you even know this girl, Angela? I doubt so. From her blog, I can see she's quite a nice girl."
Do you know her...? From her blog YOU see that she is quite a nice girl. From her blog, I see that she is an underage smoker who tries to 'resist' smoking when she sees others who smoke. (other underage schoolmates)
"And does she twit? No she doesn't. Maybe some ahlians do type lyke dhis, but she doesn't You and I both know that."
Yes, so she does not twit? So what is it about guud nitte aal teamiie tuu? I can't remember the exact modified words, but heck, they sure don't qualify as non-twiting.
And what did this girl ever do to you? Nth. And, I know you got to know her blog through thetiarateam.blogspot.com right?
No, frankly, we did not. How did you 'know' such things? I saw her account by chance somewhere on a networking site, which states her age, location, birthday, etc.
And, helping an ahlian doesn't mean I'm one.
Never said you were...why assume things?
Emzy
Actually it's funny to wrongly accuse somebody. Seriously, she didn't do anything to ya'll. Hehe, I still like ya'll aalteam peeps.
...Accuse? Well, we're back to "ASSUMING things" again.
Yeah, I like you too. Ya'll come back soon!
That's all folks 晚安！早安！depending on your location :D
Friday, April 3, 2009
Another stupid rap/jingle/song/whatever by yours truly.
Zann is really bored. Zann feels like kaupeh-ing some people right now. So, Zann will initiate kaupeh session #2 now. (Session 1's that other crappy rap/song/jingle/whatever I made up. Because I'm bored, you'll get to see part 2, after 3541541855416546143255 hours.)
Eh eh, wassup wassup,
I'm the newest (lian/beng) bub,
I mean like, c'mon y'all, look at me,
I started to type so properly,
But oh wait, check my spelling mistakes,
You confirm pronounce my angmoh lame.
Worse still, aftermath I've gotta meet my (bro/sis),
I think they all still twit,
Nevermind, sua diao, let's hang at Bugis street,
*recieves call* "Harh, eh what, who want chuey dai ji?"
[Chorus]
You think you damn big la hor,
You think your english sibeh good hor,
I tell you, I think you're right,
I use hokkien more than you lor,
Now I know I won't regret if I ever drop out of school,
I know I'll end up somewhere tall,
Somewhere not in Singapore,
Cuz maybe I can't find a job here, without my (o's/n's) cert,
Maybe next time I can go live off dirt.
Right now I sibeh shag,
So I go stare at chim words leh,
I try to make myself so smart,
But then hor, I still suck
[Chorus]
So I tell you, don't waste your time,
Just go stare at words, education's sublime.
CREDITS:
Most "misused" language here are adapted from real life lianny bloggers. One of whom thought the word "phenomenom" was an insult :D Eii, phenomenom euu larhszx h0rs. LOL.
Eh eh, wassup wassup,
I'm the newest (lian/beng) bub,
I mean like, c'mon y'all, look at me,
I started to type so properly,
But oh wait, check my spelling mistakes,
You confirm pronounce my angmoh lame.
Worse still, aftermath I've gotta meet my (bro/sis),
I think they all still twit,
Nevermind, sua diao, let's hang at Bugis street,
*recieves call* "Harh, eh what, who want chuey dai ji?"
[Chorus]
You think you damn big la hor,
You think your english sibeh good hor,
I tell you, I think you're right,
I use hokkien more than you lor,
Now I know I won't regret if I ever drop out of school,
I know I'll end up somewhere tall,
Somewhere not in Singapore,
Cuz maybe I can't find a job here, without my (o's/n's) cert,
Maybe next time I can go live off dirt.
Right now I sibeh shag,
So I go stare at chim words leh,
I try to make myself so smart,
But then hor, I still suck
[Chorus]
So I tell you, don't waste your time,
Just go stare at words, education's sublime.
CREDITS:
Most "misused" language here are adapted from real life lianny bloggers. One of whom thought the word "phenomenom" was an insult :D Eii, phenomenom euu larhszx h0rs. LOL.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Lianxzxz and lurbbe problemxzx
toddaexz iie cammexz arcross tix arrticle horr, abt lianxz and lurbbe one leh. veli funny.
Oh *#&*!^!, my hands, my eyes, they burn!
Edited post of some 'anonymous' person.
Hiie guise I r 15.555 years old and iie gort tuu noe tix boii frm sch and den iie lyk himxz. he lykk me. thenn we steadzx for tuu weeks and iie lurbbe him verri muchxz budden 2weeks later he saed he boreddxz uff miie and wann tuu break omiigodxzx i ish heartbrokenxz i lurbbe him verli much now my hart bleedingxz he saed he wan stead wad ish dis stead can euu peeple help miie plox?
Better English Translation: Hi guys I am 15.555 years old(edited) and I know this boy from school. I liked him, and he liked me. Then we decided to get into a relationship which lasted two weeks. He said he wanted to break up with me because he was bored with me. I am very heartbroken. I loved him very much. My heart is bleeding. Can you guys help me please?
Firstly, this writer totally needs English help, not just heart problems. On that site, replies were like "you need to stop twiting".
Secondly, if this couple really liked each other - I mean really, and not 'play play', how is it possible that the relationship would only last for 2 weeks? I am sure that lians are not blind!..right? And my, how appalling can a guy get? Love a lian and then break her heart because he was 'bored' with her. Allow not your minds to wander as to what he was 'bored' with. <:O We all know how sad lians can get, and how razors will become their lovely playmates when depressed.
And, heartbreak is soooooooooooo common. Day 1: I ish heartbroken. Day 2: Omigawd iie gort a new lurbbbe" Mmm. yeah. Forever love to the lians. Totally.
Another lurbbe-sick lian blog I visited had non-ending popups of "iie hartt euu, do euu noes?" umm...as to that, no thanks. I don't love 'you'. To emphasis lians and love sickness, look at this
"taek a niffe andxz stabbx iit throo maii hart```
andd horpe iie will neber lurbbe againxz
c0s lurbbed hhurts tuu muchhz" *(original text edited to avoid lian hunters from stalking)
Ohh, and look, the typical 'misunderstood' kid!
''iie beiin misunderst0dd"
"attiietudde pr0blemxz" yeah, totally. Besides that, she needs typing help.
"Suckker, t00pidxz" well, do something about it! Don't rot there!
"<3 lao gong xxxxx" Umm, BTW she is BELOW 16. Like, pfft, lao gong? Does that mean since you are married, you guys have sex?
Okay, that's all for rambles
Oh ya people, since I am always a veli good person hor, I will try to italicize sarcasm because some people are not only shallow minded, but horrible at inferences. 好的，我就在此跟大家说晚安！对了，我的华文写得非常差。我相信这是我比"ahlian"来得比较差的地方。So lians, feel happy that at least you have something that is better than me. I can only score A1 for Mandarin in tests -_-
Oh *#&*!^!, my hands, my eyes, they burn!
Edited post of some 'anonymous' person.
Hiie guise I r 15.555 years old and iie gort tuu noe tix boii frm sch and den iie lyk himxz. he lykk me. thenn we steadzx for tuu weeks and iie lurbbe him verri muchxz budden 2weeks later he saed he boreddxz uff miie and wann tuu break omiigodxzx i ish heartbrokenxz i lurbbe him verli much now my hart bleedingxz he saed he wan stead wad ish dis stead can euu peeple help miie plox?
Better English Translation: Hi guys I am 15.555 years old(edited) and I know this boy from school. I liked him, and he liked me. Then we decided to get into a relationship which lasted two weeks. He said he wanted to break up with me because he was bored with me. I am very heartbroken. I loved him very much. My heart is bleeding. Can you guys help me please?
Firstly, this writer totally needs English help, not just heart problems. On that site, replies were like "you need to stop twiting".
Secondly, if this couple really liked each other - I mean really, and not 'play play', how is it possible that the relationship would only last for 2 weeks? I am sure that lians are not blind!..right? And my, how appalling can a guy get? Love a lian and then break her heart because he was 'bored' with her. Allow not your minds to wander as to what he was 'bored' with. <:O We all know how sad lians can get, and how razors will become their lovely playmates when depressed.
And, heartbreak is soooooooooooo common. Day 1: I ish heartbroken. Day 2: Omigawd iie gort a new lurbbbe" Mmm. yeah. Forever love to the lians. Totally.
Another lurbbe-sick lian blog I visited had non-ending popups of "iie hartt euu, do euu noes?" umm...as to that, no thanks. I don't love 'you'. To emphasis lians and love sickness, look at this
"taek a niffe andxz stabbx iit throo maii hart```
andd horpe iie will neber lurbbe againxz
c0s lurbbed hhurts tuu muchhz" *(original text edited to avoid lian hunters from stalking)
Ohh, and look, the typical 'misunderstood' kid!
''iie beiin misunderst0dd"
"attiietudde pr0blemxz" yeah, totally. Besides that, she needs typing help.
"Suckker, t00pidxz" well, do something about it! Don't rot there!
"<3 lao gong xxxxx" Umm, BTW she is BELOW 16. Like, pfft, lao gong? Does that mean since you are married, you guys have sex?
Okay, that's all for rambles
Oh ya people, since I am always a veli good person hor, I will try to italicize sarcasm because some people are not only shallow minded, but horrible at inferences. 好的，我就在此跟大家说晚安！对了，我的华文写得非常差。我相信这是我比"ahlian"来得比较差的地方。So lians, feel happy that at least you have something that is better than me. I can only score A1 for Mandarin in tests -_-
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I've a bad habit of not writing titles.
Okay, its Zann, yes I am finally posting. :D No, I do not have any new songs or raps (Don't worry, I'll write new ones.) about horrendous liannies (Don't you see? We gave you an endearing name! :D, so be glad.) Or just plain horrendous English users. Anyway. Maybe you guys didn't understand us, :(. So Zann is being nice, Zann will use SINGLISH, to talk to you, and bluster about your usage in English words, hor.
About your English...
You do not use “Aftermath” as “Afterwards”.
Quote:
“Aftermath h0r, iie liiyke, went tuhhzxz lo0kiiezxs furhh miiee fwendszxz && fwammiiliieszx.”
First of all. Aftermath means: something that results or follows from an event, esp. one of a disastrous or unfortunate nature; consequence: the aftermath of war; the aftermath of the flood.
So, what you were actually trying to tell us was:
“Disastrously/Unfortunately hor, I like, went to look for my friends and families.”
Even if you were trying, to the greatest extent in yourempty brain, to make your English more knotty (Otherwise, professional) in many, many ways, please do, read the dictionary. (And if you were lazy, I’d recommend a website: http://www.dictionary.com/) :).
Hmm. Maybe I’ll bevery lazy nice, and look for imprudent examples since I came across some in the past few days. :(, I forgot to take down their URLs. :(.
(I’m only using the stupid smilies to get me in the mood to type like twiitz0rs, or liianiies WOR).
However so, I have grown tired after this horrendous post that implicated twitting, I haven’t posted inforever awhile, so my twitting has gone rusty, sad, but it's true.
I’m tired.
Kkae baiiszxszxszzxzxsxsxsxfbdfgwthjaethaetnhbaejrugnaswkdgvbnwaiuv. (I’m so creative, RAITSDSZDS?! :D)
Wif lutza luv,
Zann.
PS!: Is anyone supportive of me, theawesome Zann, to write the songs, otherwise I can do something more productive, like... practise twiitinqsxaxsxadfsdgegnsdghadsfg.
About your English...
You do not use “Aftermath” as “Afterwards”.
Quote:
“Aftermath h0r, iie liiyke, went tuhhzxz lo0kiiezxs furhh miiee fwendszxz && fwammiiliieszx.”
First of all. Aftermath means: something that results or follows from an event, esp. one of a disastrous or unfortunate nature; consequence: the aftermath of war; the aftermath of the flood.
So, what you were actually trying to tell us was:
“Disastrously/Unfortunately hor, I like, went to look for my friends and families.”
Even if you were trying, to the greatest extent in your
Hmm. Maybe I’ll be
(I’m only using the stupid smilies to get me in the mood to type like twiitz0rs, or liianiies WOR).
However so, I have grown tired after this horrendous post that implicated twitting, I haven’t posted in
I’m tired.
Kkae baiiszxszxszzxzxsxsxsxfbdfgwthjaethaetnhbaejrugnaswkdgvbnwaiuv. (I’m so creative, RAITSDSZDS?! :D)
Wif lutza luv,
Zann.
PS!: Is anyone supportive of me, the
"Lovely" Comments by the Twitzxsz (:
SHIMIN said:
oh, by the way, you can get sued for plagarism. any time. (: but i doubt anyone would waste their time on you guys.
As AAL Svperstar already mentioned, the words of solemnities do not belong to AAL TEAM2. Plagiarism is only when you pass off somebody else’s work as your own. Of course, we will never want to do that given the horrible English used in the “words of solemnities”. Well, well, who is wasting time on us now? Don’t tell me that no time is spent posting messages on our tagboard –laughs at the Liannies’ self-contradictory words –.
SHIMIN said:
click!
& i don't need you to judge my english standards. you are welcome to visit my blog anytime. (: but honestly, what do lians have got to do you?
What do lians got to do with us? The answer is quite obvious, actually. Imagine watching a Liannie in public doing their usual makeout sessions in public with their boiifrendxszx. Its ghastly and you can get sore eyes for a week just by having a little glimpse –shudders–. Not to mention is also their constant camwhoring and obnoxious English like “iie wanttxz duu habsxzs –censored– wiithzxsx euus!” that pollutes the beauty of the Language and also our previously-perfect mind -_-.
SHIMIN
do you think that yr english is absolutely flawless? -.= come on. wake up & stop doing stupid things lyk this.
Even though it is not flawless, at least it’s a hell lot better than yours and also that of the other Liannies. Using singlish isn’t as bad as twiting, because only a minority group of people called twitzxsz are able to read the corrupted language. Liannies like you should be the ones to wake up and stop doing stupid things like camwhoring and wearing ultra-short skirts no more than a nanometre long. I used to wonder: are shorter skirts cheaper because it requires less material to manufacture? =__=
SHIMIN said:
hey come on lah, you think that that is fake? -.= get a life pls! you are so childish to the extent whereby you even joke about someone's death?
Seriously, it does make one think that the post was fake or used as a joke. An ordinary person wouldn’t write it in such a way that makes it sound so crude. I only found out that it was real when I went to the tagboard of that person’s blog. By the way, we are not joking about someone’s death. And, since when did we joke about her death? We were only saying that you should use euphemisms when spreading the news about someone’s death. Imagine if I say “that person is now belly-up and is gonna be combusted tomorrow”. It really is evident that the post was made as a joke.
Reis
"first step to communicating with us", it should be "to communicate."..?
Wow, trying to correct our English, eh? Have you ever heard of “present continuous tense”? Obviously you haven’t, having such a low level of education. As far as I can tell, you only know of “present perfect tense”, which was only taught in Primary 1. If you ever want to correct our English again, try typing it in Microsoft word and check for spelling and grammar mistakes before acting smart and end up looking stupid. Oh wait, its not looking stupid. Rather, it should be letting others know that you are stupid.
Unknow (: said:
Lame, people with singlish you also want to correct it. CHILDISH!
We are not just correcting singlish. Rather, we are correcting misused English that causes confusion when reading, especially twitsy language that really rewires our entire neural network. Your nickname doesn’t sound right, too. Shouldn’t it be ‘unknown’ and not ‘unknow’?
Pass said
you guys are fking childish, get a life.
Yeah, we are childish and you are mature. Indeed, you are so mature that you had sex before you reach ten years old. Unlike you, we have a great life ahead of us, instead of worrying that cops would catch us for underage sex, drug addiction, you name it. What a life.
Hopefully the twits would continue coming in for us to comment on their farcical tags. Bye!
oh, by the way, you can get sued for plagarism. any time. (: but i doubt anyone would waste their time on you guys.
As AAL Svperstar already mentioned, the words of solemnities do not belong to AAL TEAM2. Plagiarism is only when you pass off somebody else’s work as your own. Of course, we will never want to do that given the horrible English used in the “words of solemnities”. Well, well, who is wasting time on us now? Don’t tell me that no time is spent posting messages on our tagboard –laughs at the Liannies’ self-contradictory words –.
SHIMIN said:
click!
& i don't need you to judge my english standards. you are welcome to visit my blog anytime. (: but honestly, what do lians have got to do you?
What do lians got to do with us? The answer is quite obvious, actually. Imagine watching a Liannie in public doing their usual makeout sessions in public with their boiifrendxszx. Its ghastly and you can get sore eyes for a week just by having a little glimpse –shudders–. Not to mention is also their constant camwhoring and obnoxious English like “iie wanttxz duu habsxzs –censored– wiithzxsx euus!” that pollutes the beauty of the Language and also our previously-perfect mind -_-.
SHIMIN
do you think that yr english is absolutely flawless? -.= come on. wake up & stop doing stupid things lyk this.
Even though it is not flawless, at least it’s a hell lot better than yours and also that of the other Liannies. Using singlish isn’t as bad as twiting, because only a minority group of people called twitzxsz are able to read the corrupted language. Liannies like you should be the ones to wake up and stop doing stupid things like camwhoring and wearing ultra-short skirts no more than a nanometre long. I used to wonder: are shorter skirts cheaper because it requires less material to manufacture? =__=
SHIMIN said:
hey come on lah, you think that that is fake? -.= get a life pls! you are so childish to the extent whereby you even joke about someone's death?
Seriously, it does make one think that the post was fake or used as a joke. An ordinary person wouldn’t write it in such a way that makes it sound so crude. I only found out that it was real when I went to the tagboard of that person’s blog. By the way, we are not joking about someone’s death. And, since when did we joke about her death? We were only saying that you should use euphemisms when spreading the news about someone’s death. Imagine if I say “that person is now belly-up and is gonna be combusted tomorrow”. It really is evident that the post was made as a joke.
Reis
"first step to communicating with us", it should be "to communicate."..?
Wow, trying to correct our English, eh? Have you ever heard of “present continuous tense”? Obviously you haven’t, having such a low level of education. As far as I can tell, you only know of “present perfect tense”, which was only taught in Primary 1. If you ever want to correct our English again, try typing it in Microsoft word and check for spelling and grammar mistakes before acting smart and end up looking stupid. Oh wait, its not looking stupid. Rather, it should be letting others know that you are stupid.
Unknow (: said:
Lame, people with singlish you also want to correct it. CHILDISH!
We are not just correcting singlish. Rather, we are correcting misused English that causes confusion when reading, especially twitsy language that really rewires our entire neural network. Your nickname doesn’t sound right, too. Shouldn’t it be ‘unknown’ and not ‘unknow’?
Pass said
you guys are fking childish, get a life.
Yeah, we are childish and you are mature. Indeed, you are so mature that you had sex before you reach ten years old. Unlike you, we have a great life ahead of us, instead of worrying that cops would catch us for underage sex, drug addiction, you name it. What a life.
Hopefully the twits would continue coming in for us to comment on their farcical tags. Bye!
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