Monday, April 13, 2009

The Xiiao Stuppidx People

It’s Zee Anti Twit posting once again =D

I’m seriously going to do the same ol’ boring thing once again. Yes, it’s the replying of tags made by the uh…‘tards.

Most Liannies seem to have a nickname with the word “xiiao” in front. FYI, the Liannie that I’m going to write about later on is called “Xiiaolovellies”. Just look at her name. Just makes one want to laugh, don’t you think? If you ever wondered why most Liannies have a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of their name, I can tell you that it refers to their brain size. It sure does fit their intelligence, isn’t it? =__=


Heh, let’s see what sort of harebrained ideas they have came up with this time.

Xiiaolovellies said:
Ohmy, sorry i dont work for people, i own a menicure shop at holland v. I think you guys are seriously stupid. Can speak better english can get better job? Laughs* perhaps yes,but if you're rich, you can GO BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND DONT NEED TO THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT Working?
Zee Anti Twit:
For your information, my dear Xiiaolovellies, smart people like us don’t want to aim so low the way you do as to open a tiny manicure shop at the roadside. I’m sure that your business would fail sooner or later, given the fact that you drive everyone away with your astoundingly bad English.
Xiiaolovellies said:
And , oh please . if wear skinnys means ahlian, then my mum wear skinnys too , my aunty wear skinnys too , they ahlian meh? laughs*
Zee Anti Twit:
You have already answered your own question. And yes, you’re so right. Your mom is a Liannie as well. My my, who knew Ah Lian “culture” was inherited?
Xiiaolovellies said:
I think you guys are really starfish* brainless fool. BTW , i didn't say smoking can cure cancer, FYI , i only say smoking can cure certain disease
Zee Anti Twit:
The starfish part was seriously random. Are you an earthworm? O_O I also didn’t say that smoking can cure cancer. You were the one who assumed it yourself. The photo thingy was made as an example to show how stupid you are. Like…how can smoking cure a disease? As Zann already pointed out, there are a few possibilities:

1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.
2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D
3. You made that up
4. You’re not human, but a strange creature that requires those toxic chemicals to be cured
5. The disease is Ah Lian noise pollution disease, that requires you to smoke so that you can stay quiet
6. You doctor was just a figment of your imagination
7. You have a mental problem


The ones in blue were added by me. I could make the list a lot longer if you really wanted, but that kinda defeats the purpose.
Xiiaolovellies said:
I Dont kaopeh so much when you didn't get your facts right, it'll only make you look like one fool , and regarding you "lian and love problem" laughs , Girl whom talk about love problem like those kiddos mean KIDS , not lian -.- . I think the creator of the blog is never study one -.- , aiyah. I don’t wish to waste my time on hose [u]peabrain[/u] Kids (:
Zee Anti Twit:
You should tell that to yourself first. You’re now looking like a fool. Oops. What I meant was, you’re now known to be a fool. Girls who talk about love problems are usually Lians, because their excessive sexual activities such as, erm…let’s just skip this part, cause them to get all sorts of complicated problems. Lykk, miee boiifriedzx makkeszx miee 肚子大…

Your last sentence is totally self-contradictory. If you don’t wish to waste your time on us, then why are you still tagging our blog? Oh I get it, those pea-sized brains that you were referring to belong to yourself and those Liannies. For the record, this is the first time I saw anyone add a code wrongly. So, who is the "peabrain" now?
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This person seems to be really proud over owning a tiny shop. I wonder if the business has folded yet. Oh well, its really a sooner or later thing. After all, she doesn't even know her business well especially when she spelled "manicure" as menicure". Lians will never get to own multinational companies that some non-lians do. Blame it on their shallow mind, I guess. That’s all for today. So human and twits, remember to stay tuned for more!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Awesome Taggieszxz!

Greetings, Twitlings, and fellow earthlings!

It’s the great Zee Anti Twit posting, once again. Apparently, replying of tags seems really boring. So, I have decided to spice it up by adding some pikturezx for your pleasure =D

{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne:

laughs ? when i ask-ed and my elderly said already and will update u, there is a sickness cure by ciggy . but if u THINK that im just BOMBING go ahread, cos i don't need to BOMB cause of this SMALL issue its nonsense .
Zee Anti Twit:
You’re still so persistent that there is a sickness that can only be cured smoking. If what you said is true, what is the disease that you were referring to? Is it the “Ah Lian Retardency Disease”? =__= Let’s now seek the opinion of Ms. Brada, once again, shall we?

Apparently, Ms. Brada is smoking because her doctor told her to smoke as a cure for her cancer. Somebody call the Singapore Medical Association! I was too lazy to draw out a new picture, so I just copied the one from AAL Svperstar's post.

xiao M- Leanne:

hahaha , so funny eh, wat sense of originality lim pei wann put xiao or watt ur business is it? i got huan tio u anot ? if dun have den shut ur bloody mouth! u bytch! u tink u who huh? NB, go suck ur mummy pussy la!! if u dare to KPKB, why dun KPKB here, wann to KPKB just come our turf and say la! hum ji kia! no ball! go outside n say it to us, see if u will kana disfigured anot! dun hide behind e comp la! go get a life man! nb!

Zee Anti Twit:

Wow, a sense of originality? I don’t think that adding a “xiao” or “xiiao” in front of your name is original either. For some unfathomable reason, most Liannies add that before their names. And, when we criticize your adding of the word “xiao” in front of your name, what business is it of you to comment on it? Unlike your mouth which is full of blood and vulgarities, we did not need to open ours to type all these out in the first place. Gosh! You have a turf? Do you know that forming a gang is illegal in Singapore? I think we better check out your IP address and get the police to hunt you down instead. Right…now you’re the one who is hiding behind your computer. If you want, you can tell us where your “turf” is so that we can get the police to arrest you and that little gang of yours.

{♥} Aricia™ - Owner

oh pls, u are too lame ! laughhs, making a doll and talking to urself ? what sickness ? wait till i ask-ed my granny and i will tell u, don worry ! ahlian ? smoking means ahlian ? don tell me ur WHOLE family NOT even ONE smoking ? aliens ! & btw, i didnt said it could cure CANCER ! so stop making urself happy

Zee Anti Twit:

Just to let you know, that drawing isn’t a doll. My point is, saying that smoking is able to cure a particular sickness is as stupid and lame as that picture. Seriously, how can the toxic chemicals in that cancer stick be able to cure any disease? Unless you count passive smoking caused by selfish smokers, nobody in my family has ever smoked in our lives. Omigoshesxzs! You saw Aliens!? Where? Are you the one? -_- We did not say that smoking makes one An Ah Lian. Although underage smoking doesn't make one a Lian or Beng, it does show that the smoker is someone with NO FUTURE o_o

That's all, folks! Let's wait and see if there are more ludicrous nonsense by the twitzies for us to roflmao on =)))

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Zann's replies

Tonight/bla, I'm going to do a ... boring (maybe I'm able to turn it interesting) job. It's called replying tags. You people make me laugh -- hard.


Let's see! :D



anti fagswho made this

i agree with yoga lin. just becos u have a good english, you cant look down on anyone. so pls. change your bad habit

Lol, look down? Did we even say that? And we don't look down on them, we simply correct their error so others won't repeat the same ol' mistake, hence making this... lianny horribly infested place, a better living enviroment.


Yoga Lin

Please respect them

Rofl, Yoga Lin? Lol, if you have time to tag our blog, why don't you go write some more songs, or sign some autograph for your fans -- that is, if you actually were Yoga Lin, (Y'know, you can get sued for impersonation ^^)



Yoga Lin

Ya true , your english is good,but that doesn't mean that u can look down on those who twit,and everyone have their own way of living .

Rofl, Yoga Lin space-dots his fullstops. *Amazed.*


EL!Z

dude, awesome blog! keep it up ^^

Thanks!


making a report doesnt need their full name and etc

Rofl, thanks for the info, we didn't need to know that. ^^

{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne

due to their sickness, which i heard it from my elderly, some is cause of their family smoke, and they fall into it. so yupps

{♥} Aricia™ - Leanne

of cos there are different ways, some ppl smoke because they think its COOL <<>

Doctors? Advise some to smoke? There are only two things I'm able to assume here:

1. You either heard stop as smoke, or.

2. That doctor graduated with some print-out-cert from the internet :D


anti ******s who made this

erm hey (: can i have ur full name and contact number ? i wish to file a police report of u cos i'm a big fan of u (:


Aww, what a fan, well, if you were a fan, you'd already know that, but no. Miie mommiezxz t0ldz miie n0rhtsh tuhh giive awaee miiee iinf0rmatiionszxz tuhh strangerhhszx , layyturhhs dheyy c0mee && diisturb miie h0wzxzxz .


Sunday, April 5, 2009

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Next time you need plastic surgery, think PYNC!

Replies and about "Angela" :D

You know, there has been several people who keep saying that we wrongly accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Now, that is a gross assumption that has an incredulously zero amount of thought put into it.

Firstly, we did NOT accuse Angela of being an ah lian. Did we say she was an ah lian all the way? I cannot vouch for that for she is not my real life friend.

Secondly, okay, so if Angela is not an ah lian, she is a 14(or 15?) year old smoker. SMOKER. Yeah, yeah, it's none of our business what-not. Just for your information, 14-15 is underage. Umm, yeah. Angela should stop posting pics of her school. I know where she is from now. -_-

Thirdly, please people, stop writing things that only reflects your level of intelligence, for the worse. This is perhaps a minority of the readers, but gosh, do they even have a brain? It makes me wonder!

Lastly, upon a sound and rational request from Angela's friend, we have removed her pictures :D

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LaL "This is getting so boring, really. *Yawns* Do you even know this girl, Angela? I doubt so. From her blog, I can see she's quite a nice girl."
Do you know her...? From her blog YOU see that she is quite a nice girl. From her blog, I see that she is an underage smoker who tries to 'resist' smoking when she sees others who smoke. (other underage schoolmates)

"And does she twit? No she doesn't. Maybe some ahlians do type lyke dhis, but she doesn't You and I both know that."
Yes, so she does not twit? So what is it about guud nitte aal teamiie tuu? I can't remember the exact modified words, but heck, they sure don't qualify as non-twiting.

And what did this girl ever do to you? Nth. And, I know you got to know her blog through thetiarateam.blogspot.com right?
No, frankly, we did not. How did you 'know' such things? I saw her account by chance somewhere on a networking site, which states her age, location, birthday, etc.

And, helping an ahlian doesn't mean I'm one.
Never said you were...why assume things?

Emzy Actually it's funny to wrongly accuse somebody. Seriously, she didn't do anything to ya'll. Hehe, I still like ya'll aalteam peeps.
...Accuse? Well, we're back to "ASSUMING things" again.
Yeah, I like you too. Ya'll come back soon!

That's all folks 晚安!早安!depending on your location :D

Friday, April 3, 2009

Another stupid rap/jingle/song/whatever by yours truly.

Zann is really bored. Zann feels like kaupeh-ing some people right now. So, Zann will initiate kaupeh session #2 now. (Session 1's that other crappy rap/song/jingle/whatever I made up. Because I'm bored, you'll get to see part 2, after 3541541855416546143255 hours.)

Eh eh, wassup wassup,
I'm the newest (lian/beng) bub,
I mean like, c'mon y'all, look at me,
I started to type so properly,
But oh wait, check my spelling mistakes,
You confirm pronounce my angmoh lame.

Worse still, aftermath I've gotta meet my (bro/sis),
I think they all still twit,
Nevermind, sua diao, let's hang at Bugis street,
*recieves call* "Harh, eh what, who want chuey dai ji?"

[Chorus]
You think you damn big la hor,
You think your english sibeh good hor,
I tell you, I think you're right,
I use hokkien more than you lor,

Now I know I won't regret if I ever drop out of school,
I know I'll end up somewhere tall,
Somewhere not in Singapore,
Cuz maybe I can't find a job here, without my (o's/n's) cert,
Maybe next time I can go live off dirt.

Right now I sibeh shag,
So I go stare at chim words leh,
I try to make myself so smart,
But then hor, I still suck

[Chorus]

So I tell you, don't waste your time,
Just go stare at words, education's sublime.

CREDITS:
Most "misused" language here are adapted from real life lianny bloggers. One of whom thought the word "phenomenom" was an insult :D Eii, phenomenom euu larhszx h0rs. LOL.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Lianxzxz and lurbbe problemxzx

toddaexz iie cammexz arcross tix arrticle horr, abt lianxz and lurbbe one leh. veli funny.

Oh *#&*!^!, my hands, my eyes, they burn!

Edited post of some 'anonymous' person.

Hiie guise I r 15.555 years old and iie gort tuu noe tix boii frm sch and den iie lyk himxz. he lykk me. thenn we steadzx for tuu weeks and iie lurbbe him verri muchxz budden 2weeks later he saed he boreddxz uff miie and wann tuu break omiigodxzx i ish heartbrokenxz i lurbbe him verli much now my hart bleedingxz he saed he wan stead wad ish dis stead can euu peeple help miie plox?

Better English Translation:
Hi guys I am 15.555 years old(edited) and I know this boy from school. I liked him, and he liked me. Then we decided to get into a relationship which lasted two weeks. He said he wanted to break up with me because he was bored with me. I am very heartbroken. I loved him very much. My heart is bleeding. Can you guys help me please?

Firstly, this writer totally needs English help, not just heart problems. On that site, replies were like "you need to stop twiting".

Secondly, if this couple really liked each other - I mean really, and not 'play play', how is it possible that the relationship would only last for 2 weeks? I am sure that lians are not blind!..right? And my, how appalling can a guy get? Love a lian and then break her heart because he was 'bored' with her. Allow not your minds to wander as to what he was 'bored' with. <:O We all know how sad lians can get, and how razors will become their lovely playmates when depressed.


And, heartbreak is soooooooooooo common. Day 1: I ish heartbroken. Day 2: Omigawd iie gort a new lurbbbe" Mmm. yeah. Forever love to the lians. Totally.

Another lurbbe-sick lian blog I visited had non-ending popups of "iie hartt euu, do euu noes?" umm...as to that, no thanks. I don't love 'you'. To emphasis lians and love sickness, look at this
"taek a niffe andxz stabbx iit throo maii hart```
andd horpe iie will neber lurbbe againxz
c0s lurbbed hhurts tuu muchhz" *(original text edited to avoid lian hunters from stalking)

Ohh, and look, the typical 'misunderstood' kid!

''iie beiin misunderst0dd"

"attiietudde pr0blemxz" yeah, totally. Besides that, she needs typing help.

"Suckker, t00pidxz" well, do something about it! Don't rot there!

"<3 lao gong xxxxx" Umm, BTW she is BELOW 16. Like, pfft, lao gong? Does that mean since you are married, you guys have sex?

Okay, that's all for rambles

Oh ya people, since I am always a veli good person hor, I will try to italicize sarcasm because some people are not only shallow minded, but horrible at inferences. 好的,我就在此跟大家说晚安!对了,我的华文写得非常差。我相信这是我比"ahlian"来得比较差的地方。So lians, feel happy that at least you have something that is better than me. I can only score A1 for Mandarin in tests -_-