Alas! Another type of lian!

The subgroups of lians keep popping up one by one nowadays, as I become more conscious of my surroundings (whether fortunately or not).

Today, I'll introduce to you guys, the 'punk' lian. It is called 'punk' because they are not actually punk, but posers.

SUBGENRE: 'PUNK' LIAN
CHARACTERISTICS:

1. Does not type cutesy
2. Doesn't hesitate to use the word F***, who needs farkk or whatnot crap/loser typing? They'll tell you straight "F*** off!" Like, insane amount of f*** (e.g "today is so f***ing hot sia, damnit la, the f***ing teacher just caught me for my hair. kaopei her la. bloody ****ing god)
   
3. Has the typical mini mini skirt/ankle-less socks/loads of piercings
4. Does not rebond hair, but layers it so much that it falls all over the face
5. Is not really interested in Chinese techno/hiphop/whatnot music
6. The westernized version of a lian

(Note: this is only for a general guide)


Why you shouldn't be in this category:
Because although you think that it may be 'cool' or what not, it actually looks horrible. To many, it doesn't look like a real punk dude.

It looks like a mutated lian version.
Although it's away from pink princess land, it still is horrible.
So, perhaps these people hate the world, I don't know.

P.S:
Lians have many subgenres, which is very eerie.
P.S2:
Being 'punk' lian doesn't mean you're different. You guys morph into one group once again.

For the worse and shameful side.



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Now, for comments

So, we've come to the issue of racism.
(And of course, lian/twit's mindless accusations)

Let's be direct:
I will never support racism.

And thus, this blog will not be used to promote racism.

"empty try saying these type of things to niggas and such . they gon kick your ass like some soccer balls.

Why would we want to say these things to niggas? Hello, please do not use the term 'niggas' because it only reflects your character, your values, and of course, what kind of parents you have.

okiie tix ishh a veli shortxz postx, hoppe euu gaiis dunch mindxzxz

Marriage

Can you imagine? Marriage in flipflops. Whoa.

Fighting for no Obvious Reasons

“eh! si beh buey song ah! Kao pei la wan settle outside izzit?”

The above sentence was probably repeated multitudinous times by the Liannies and Bengs. Their behaviour only serves to show that they are boorish people who lack culture. Of course, Man started out as an inherently destructive and angst-driven being, but from the birth of civilization till today, violence has brought nothing but harm toward humanity.

Lians and Bengs do indeed have such a low intellect that everything in which they are unhappy about involves fighting, leading to them ending up in hospitals after getting their asses kicked. Even so, they never seem to stop and continue getting new scars which they boast to everyone about. Besides having a nice stay at the hospital, they usually end up in prison some time or another when the police get called in and arrest them for rioting. Oh well, what can you expect from these kind of people?

Many fights like these start when these people think that someone is staring at them, even if it is an accidental glimpse. Speaking of staring, I hope that the Bengs and Lians would get to know this: nobody in the right mind would want to stare at thrash. As for the normal people, please try not to look at the Lians and Bengs, for you might end up in hospital, not for injuries but for getting sore eyes. Besides beating up people for an accidental glimpse, they usually start fights for things with no obvious reasons. For example, they bump into you and accuse you of bumping into them while walking.

Most of the time, Bengs are the ones getting into fights, although the Lians sometimes do as well. However, saying that the Liannies are forgiving is the worst idea you could have. As AALteam once mentioned, the Ah Lians would usually keep it to themselves and bitch behind your backs. When this happens, they would get their boyfriends to fight against the person that the Liannie was “offended” by, making them do all the dirty work.

Although violence is a part and parcel of life, the way that these people use it are such that it causes more destruction than construction. When they start fighting, it doesn’t solve anything, since it doesn’t prove that the winner of the fight is correct. No matter how hard we try, we can’t seem to drive this intrinsic principle of life into their thick heads. Luckily, some of them change and become better people. As for the others, I seriously have no comment about them.

Smoking in Public

I came across an article in STOMP showing a girl smoking openly in school uniform while crossing the road. Apparently, her actions were recorded by an In-Vehicle camera and got posted on youtube. The link to the article is this: http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=67710. In it, the writer mentioned that the video “was captured at around 2pm at the junction of Pasir Ris Drive 6 and 1”, and that “the girl was seen taking at least three puffs from the cigarette she was holding while crossing the road”. For those who want to watch the video, I have embedded it here.

As you can see, the girl was smoking in full view of the public. Seriously, does she want to get caught be the police? =.= I’m sure we all know of the consequences of smoking. They give you horrible appearances and a higher risk of cancer. Speaking of horrible appearances, the Ah Lians are dumb enough to smoke despite the fact that it makes them look older with leathery skin. Anyways, they would start dumping a full bucket of cosmetics on their face that makes them look like ghosts.

Maybe that dude who shot that video should send it to the school’s principal so that they could watch the students more closely. Otherwise, she would start offering her juniors weed and get them addicted as well. Ishh lykk, smm0kciingzxs ishh g0o0dzxz f0erzx y00h .__. I’m sure she isn’t the only one who smokes. Most Ah Lians probably smoke as well. For those who remember, one of the tagboard flamers told us that smoking could be used to cure some sort of disease. We now know that what she said was “true”, and Zann drew up a list of diseases Ah Lians get that requires them to be cured by smoking =D

Oh yes, as I was reading the comments made by some Lian/Bengs on that video, I couldn’t stop laughing! Their imbecilic comments were so groundless and were repeated ever so often. Here are some examples.

flaminknight1:
eh i m more curious y tat driver put a cam or a phone on the dash...and lookin at it i tink its on for quite some time...does he always on it to shoot schoolgirls??!!

Aloysius1994:
Damn lame, nothing to do go snapshot girls. Why your hand so steady, you pin up your camera and get ready to take video of young girls? Si tico. Put this type of tico music along with the video somemore. Smoking is not a 1-puff-and-die thing, not toxic waste. You no need huanlo so much, find something better to do with your time. Just fuck off and die, mf'er!~ :D

If you notice, they are all quite similar. Firstly, they think that the person who got the video was trying to take photos of girls. If you wonder why they think that way, it’s because they are feeling guilty of doing the same thing. For some reason, both of them seem to be guys. They probably fear that the same thing might happen to them, too. Notice their appalling English as well =D By the way, the video was shot by an in-vehicle camera, so they should be feeling too embaressed to reply to the comments made by the guy who shot the video.

Oh yes, I also want to highlight an incident that happened somewhere near my house. There is a coffee shop somewhere near the ground floor of a nearby block that sells cigarettes to teenagers. I observed that the buyers would stuff money into an old lady’s pocket and grab the weed from a table in front of her. Sometimes, it’s not entirely their parent’s fault for allowing them to purchase weed. I wonder of the police knows about it. Oh well, underage smoking seems to be a widespread problem in Singapore nowadays. So folks, remember to stay free of smoking and most importantly, Twits!