Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hi. I'm Zann the awesome. No need to cheer for me. :] I know I rule.

How are you liannies? I'm fine. :]
"iie'm liiyke , sh00szdsh g0nnash takkezxs ovuhhszx eurr p0sitiionszsd iin bugiis . beat dhatt euu biig smartsxds pr0fess0rsxhs of dumbelldom ."

Anyway.
Sorry, I've been "MIA-ing." I wasn't really in the mood to blog lately. :]. So I attended the Downntown East countdown just now and... while walking there, I saw the usual ahlians. O_o. No surprise there, standard tattoos, golden hair, smokes, short shorts, constant-flirt-with-ah-beng-ness.

My friend and I returned to stay over at another's house. On the way, we saw typical ahlians hanging out on the... railing. Well that's new. Not just that though, they even camwhored. But oh well. It's their character, it's 2 am and they're probably still there camwhoring. -.-.

The end.
... yeh, bye.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Awesome comments

/.Love, Want post their pictures just show the face la, censored for what, for f-ck is it?
We censor to protect their rights at the very least. Not for f-ck.

/.Love, Get a life la, stop doing all this sh-t. It's lame don't you think.
Please, like you have more of a life than us. You're actually reading something lame!

/.Love, Kid, grow up la.
For someone who is totally, uh, mentally challenged, you have no right to tell me to grow up. And by the way, I'm sure you're more immature than me. For someone who reprimands us, I take it that you feel you're more matured than us? Surely you would know how to type fuck. If you want to use a vulgar word, go ahead. Don't try to censor it halfway! For what? For f-ck?

/.}Ecstacy, Your also never put pictures . who knows ? you might be f-ing ugly ? ^^
Yeah? And you're not a human! Who knows?

/.}Ecstacy, Pathetic people siol.
Wth is siol? And if we're pathetic, you must be deranged.

/.}ECSTACY your talk until dam xialan your know . ahlian also humans . wht give you th rights to judge s.one ?
We never said ah lians weren't humans...what were you thinking anyway? Monkeys?

/.}ECSTACY And you can post about ahlians . why cant yukiee post back about your ?
There you go assuming things again...

/.}Ecstacy, Your got guts come out talk luhs . arseh0les.
What does guts got to do anything? Like those stupid "nb la! euu wan fiight is it! cum larhh! huu scareddxz of euu!"

/.}Ecstacy, So ? Got wrong mehs ?
Yeah? And I don't wish to meet up with a person like you. Got wrong meh?

Monday, December 29, 2008

replies, replies.

twiit/anti twit. :3 click! this girl damn chio

Frankly, I don't think she's ah lian. And you find her chio? Please do date her then.

twiit/anti twit. :3 since you say that it's not fun in making fun of other people's parent , then why are you making a fool of those who uploaded their photos on their blog or friendster profile ? don't you think its neither a fun thing to do ?
Uh? I don't see a point or link in your sentence..
What does parents got to do with uploading photos..?

twiit/anti twit. :3 i bet you used up all your brain juice just to reply us , or checking the dictionary , calling up your friends to make sure you have got no spelling or grammar errors HAH
How did you know! So smart! *applauds*

twiit/anti twit. :3 and and you like to check ip codes so much and that make you so "kia su' you know ? HAHAHA , i really pity you boy/girl
What does kiasu got to do with IP codes? Eesh, Hello, we're checking IP codes to see which loser is trying to be multiple idiots. like being one idiot isn't enough?

L so i've got a couple of spelling errors here and there, sue me. What do you have against ahlians anyway? got beaten by them before or what?

So you've read my reply. I believe it's time you read the other posts too. You guys are repeating questions. And no, I don't have time to sue you people.

f you're gonna reply with "ahlians are a eyesore, they just irratate me" then you seriously have no life, either that or you're a complete nerd
Yeah? And if you find our blog such an eye sore then, uh, you're an idiot whose life has been zapped away long ago :)
I don't find lians useful for our country's development, FYI.

Can you imagine? If we were to talk to the westerners like lians?

W: Hello there, pleased to meet you
AL: harllo! so nice tuu meet you too lei!
W: What's 'lei'?
AL: It's Singlish la!
W: what's 'la'
AL: Haiyo, euu so bothersome lei.
W:...

L:that can't do anything about it in real life cause you're just too scared, trust me, people like you are a eye sore too
Yeah, say that to the teachers, principals, high ranking people if you dare. I'm sure they don't twit about.
L, don't you have better things to do? I'm sure Kira has escaped!

L probably someone ugly who can't even match up to anyone in terms of appearance, look in the mirror before you even reply to this tag
Then you look into the mirror too, please. I'm sure you're an ugly pimple faced freak with huge spectacles and a horrible nose.
Don't assume things. Things that are not blatant, don't try to use them...

jane i agree with you! but are you aware that people are scolding you in their blog? there's th link, you might wanna take a look! anw, i think that twits
Let them be. They said we are bo liao, but look, they are also discussing about us? So there are people who discuss a bo liao blog, how interesting!

Hello you guys seem to be copying the aalteam. kinda copycats huh? :o
Lol. Yeah? The twits have similar blogs, but they claim to be original. So, whaddya think?

{♥.PAMELIA Do you think you guys are just lamers ? Euu sensored their face , but they can still recongize their clothings , they'll sure be sad . And others that
How do we sensor? By having a detection machine? But if you meant censored, their faces aren't the only thing we censored...the clothes colours have been change, font colour, etc...

{♥.PAMELIA Why create this ...... useless blog to dispise girls . Even if they're ahlians its not your problem ==
Dispise...what on earth is that. = = of course it's not our problem, did you ever see us trying to change them? nope.

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From http://yukielovesyou-x.blogspot.com/ who featured us in her post :D
I finally realized that there is another AAL team. They're so .__. Dumbbell. They act as if they speak very good English and those cheap clothes are meant for lians. Look here puh-lease, definition of lians are right here. ( Just a few tips. )
Do we speak VERY good English? I doubt it. I didn't say cheap clothes were meant for ah lians, I just say they buy cheaper clothing and try to act like it's worth a million bucks.

1) They carry imitation branded bags such as, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Guess, Burburry, and so on. PS. They claimed that their bag's are real.OH MY GOD. Only stupid people would not be able to tell the difference. ( Please do not act rich if YOU ARE NOT. ) It sure bring hell lot of gossiping.
Stupid people...right. I've heard of high society tai tais who wore fake stuff and people didn't know...so are they stupid now? So, you deem them intellectually impaired? Have you been working in branded shops for ages so that you can tell the difference straight away?
Als LOVE attention, they LOVE to act rich. It's a fact.
Gossiping? Yes, als have already invited a lot of gossping, where were you anyway?


2) Lians are quite friendly at some times. Okay, fine. They are nice people. Those AAL supporters must have done something so wrong. Oh-So-Wrong.
Oh-so-wrong? Yeah, perhaps we stole their compact mirrors! Or, or! They simply didn't like our faces? Or perhaps, they liked our boyfriends/girlfriends(les)?
We never said ah lians were totally rotten, but most of them are. I don't believe any human is capable of being 100% evil/bad.
Must the AAL people do something wrong in order to dislike ah lians? I don't find that very reasonable.

3) AAL cannot tell the difference between a little girl and a Lian. They post pictures of XMM's. I feel they should go investigate more about them :o
=_= Lol. Little girl. There're eighteen year old women(not girls!) who act like they're ten or something. Yeah? They are XMM now? Oh gosh.
We all know what's a lil' girl when we see one. sum1 hu typpe lyk dis isn't a xiao mei mei. If she's young, she's going to be an ah lian soon...
P.s: AAL team2 does not show info of people who type normally -_-

And ps. I find you're an ah lian despite your typing...those huge black eyes, small little mouth, an innocent look...

I think my hamster's cuter. ugh
Today just isn't my day. I'm rambling~






Sunday, December 28, 2008

on aalteam website. strange.

When I went to the aalteam page today, boy was I surprised. Our dear Ashlynn has written something about us, on aalteam page. Why doesn't she write it here? Is she afraid? Now, she says we are cowards, then what about her? She's avoiding us.

And p.s: it was so hard to dissect her comments. There were commas everywhere, and fullstops were far and rare. The worst thing was , well , the commas had extra space . The fullstops too !
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Ashlynn :D said...

Well well well , aalteam has gone to hide and aalteam2 is out to be a hero , how sweet [: . I like twiting and that's the way i am , like it or not , i do not need you to interfere with my typing and also ,

Who's interfering with your typing? No one is telling you that you cannot type that way, we're just laughing at the way you type.

since aalteam already said that singapore is freedom of speech and so on , i dont see why do you , aalteam2 have the need to jerk back on what i say , the real world is sarcastic , you can choose to hide behind the screen and continue being your scardey cat personal while so many people are here jerking you ,

Hide behind the screen? I think you're behind a screen too. I think it's pretty fair. No, Singapore is not a place for freedom of speech. Our freedom of speech isn't truly say what you like. Don't believe me? Go say something about the government that is highly rude or insult some political person. Just try. They'll show you how free speech is in Singapore. Oh, or you could just say something racist. I know you people are highly racist. That could land you in trouble too.

I love it when racist people get in trouble. It's nice.

p.s: I'm glad we cannot insult the government/races/etc because gosh, imagine if we could! Those ah lians/bengs would go nuts insulting. Those people show no respect.


reasons for aalteam2 interfering is because they think that by so called ' helping ' aalteam , they can be in the center of people's attention , seriously no body gives a damn about what do you have to say about ahlians , but the remarks you give about ahlian is really general that you say anyone that has that feature is so called ' considered ' ahlian which is ridiculously funny .

We aren't helping aalteam. What did you think we were? Good Samaritans? Gosh.

Hello, we're not trying to be in the center of people's attention. Last time I check, it is you, the lians/twits who are saying stupid things like "iie wantxz tuu diie!" or "maii lurvve ish ovver" to get attention.

How ridiculously funny is it? We all know what an ah lian is, just like how every kid knows what is right. But when they choose to ignore that, it's another story.

* ROFL * , well , aalteam2 likes to scold people rights , ASHLYNN [[: and SANTA [[: are the same person , the typing is almost the same dude , cant you see ?? How can we be from the same clique when we are the same person , and also , HAHA ,

Apparently not only are you unable to type, but you are unable to read. I remember vividly that I said EITHER you guys were the SAME person OR same clique.


I am not a ahlian , and i wont want to be one , but i am just frustrated by all the comments you made . The purpose of all these anti ahlians blog is that your just want to irritate those ahlians to come here and scold you guys to prove those theories that your made about them .

There, you proved our point too. I'm not gonna finger point that you are indeed an ah lian or not, but your sensitivity to us already makes a point.

Typing in twit and proper english to me have the same difficulty level , but it depends on my mood to see which one do i like better .

yeah? I guess one can get used to typpe lykk dis. And naturally it wuld be easiier. Yeah, mood, mood. I'm sure when you blog, your mood is lianess.

Well , i see that the entertainment level of aalteam has gone down , could only be bothered with your copycat , aalteam2 [[: , so long suckers :D

=.O Entertainment level. Interesting way to put it. We're no copycats. If aalteam2 is a copycat, I would say the entire ah lian community are copycats. Afterall, they type the same stupid language, speak the same stupid tones, wear the same ugly skimpy clothing.


L, PS, alehleh, Twit/antitwit

Hello everyone, aal svperstar is back! Boy, you should see how wonderful our lian supporters are! One of them even tried being two persons to insult us! Delightful!
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` alehleh "superlame . Its ****ing lame, assholes .

Then don't be more ****ing lame than us and come here, doofus.

twiit/anti twit. :3(IP. 218.186.12.227) "haha , pathetic dogs . i mean the you , not the 'ah lians'
I'm beginning to think that ah lian/pro ah lian people can only either use vulgarities or call someone dog...gosh, is it pot calling the kettle black again?

twiit/anti twit. :3 oops iie f0rgett tuhh twiit , s0rriie !! >< aww, thankzxz euu!

twiit/anti twit. :3 "and i know why do you hate ah lians so much , maybe you got beaten up by them some time ago thus writing all this SH!TS here to sort of revenge ? HAHA
Yeah? And maybe you have been beaten by us, the normal people before. That's why you're coming here to support the twits. I do believe they are words, twit, not sh!t.

twiit/anti twit. :3 "oh please , cry to your mommy , not here cutie . ;) PATHETIC(S)
Seriously, what the heck is 'pathetics'? That isn't even a word. And no, we do not cry, so please don't assume that.

L i've only read like one of you blog post and i went like 'what the hell?' what is wrong with the pictures their took?
Of course there's nothing wrong with the pictures they took, L. It's twiting, the typical thing for you

twit your miother laojiby twit your mother laojiby understand , why don't you take a photo of yourself and show the ah lians HOW they should actually take a good photo(IP. 218.186.12.22 again)
Oh gosh, you're backing yourself up with another ally- your twin! The same IP address. How wonderful. And, why should we show you how to take a proper photo? You should know how to. It's common sense. I doubt you guys lack that knowledge, right? You can't be that mentally challenged.
FYI, it isn't proper to make fun of someone's mother okay? If you guys think you're so ladylike/gentlemanly then stop all these ridiculous insults. Oh, by the way, you don't know who your dad is, right?

L "so are you jealous that they're looks are superior compared to yours? or that they have actualy friends and they know how to have fun unlike you?"
they're looks. THEY're looks. Lmao. No, not jealous. Eww, how can I? Oh, perhaps you were hoping that I would be their fan? Then I wouldn't be here. I would be some twit worshipping them!
"have actualy friends and know how to have fun", so I see. The twit term of fun is being improper, ill mannered, sluttish and making a nuisance in public. Wow. Must write this down.

ps Nowadays, those ahlian and ahbengs dont go around whacking people or anything what. I believe they only beat people up because of some reasons.
You do know what you mean right? "don't go around whacking people" w/o a reason. They can just say they don't like your face(reason) and whack you(action). They aren't the law, so stop trying to take it into their own hands. We don't have kangaroo courts here.

ps they dont go around whacking people right ? So whats your definition of ahbeng ?
You just contradicted your earlier comment. Definition of ah beng? I think you know it too, lol. (Just run a search on the net, I think you can do it!) And btw it's a blog for anti LIANS.


Yay. Backk tuu sleepp. Lurbbes and huggs
(oh, please don't go "whooo, we can flame this idiot for sleeping". I know you don't need sleep, but I need mine. Thanks (: )

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Maddie said:
easy on mushroom, she isn't that bad.

Yeah, I know. Lols.

Passerby I THINK THIS BLOG IS ****ING LAME -.- ONLY HERE KPKB PPL WHO LOOK PREETY OR COOL. KNN DUN KPKB IN THIS BLOG ALREADY. JUST **** OFF LAR HOR . TWIT PUSS

LMAO! This is funny. If this blog is so '****'ing lame, why are you here? To be even more fucking lame than us?
Yeah, those people look preety! Preety means stupid and faggot-like, right?
I don't find people sluts/whores very pretty or cool, you know. Unless you're mentally challenged.
I **** off? Hello, you're at my blog. How stupid can you get.
Twit puss? Now that's a new word! Amazing how these people can make up so many vulgarities. It shows what their minds are only capable of.

Ashlynn [[: Why you must go copy paste of wad ppl type on other blog and paste it here , sibeii bohh luey mao siahs !

Don't try to reprimand us as though you're very polite. Who's the person who use all the uncouth words?
Look, there's something called privacy setting. If they didn't want people looking at their stuff they shouldn't be showing it to the world. It's likely that we're not the only ones who took that info.

P.S: Ashlynn and Passerby, why is it so coincidental that both of your IP address are the same?

Mushroom, oh Mushroom

Do your need to write until they're so bad? there are good ahlians and bad. But most of them is good. Ahlian(s) will only beat people that offended

I don't need to dramatize how bad ah lians are. Their actions alone speak for themselves. Most of them is good? I doubt that. How do you explain good? By being vulgar, by having no respect for anyone, calling their 'family' to beat people up.

If you follow a trend that beats people up, I would hardly even deem any of them good.

P.s: If you're looking for a blog to commend good lians, it isn't here. Good lians don't exist. They end up rotten one way or another. My ex-friend was such a nice girl, before she became lian.

them like YOU,YES,YOU ( laughs. ) If you all don't offend them, they won't do anything to you what. Making this blog will make those ahlians feel like beating you all. and tracking down on you all.

"if you don't offend them" how would you know if you offend them? They can just say "your face irks me, iim gunna beat euu up!"
So, you say that if we offend them, they will beat us up? Is this the 'most of them good' you are trying to tell us? Tracking us down and resorting to violence. This is what ah lians are capable of. They cannot fight alone, they fight in gangs. When one of them gets jailed, their family disappears into thin air. Stupid fools.

i type more boliao thing? im just helping those people who didn't even offended you all. And you all kept on talk bad about their things, Tsktsk.
Tsk. They won't thank you for sticking up. They don't offend me? You DARE say that THOSE PEOPLE who SPOIL OUR COUNTRY'S IMAGE don't offend me? Sorry, but I'm nationalistic, and ah lianess is NOT needed in our country. They bring Singlish to a whole new level, and by a new level I mean a whole new horrible side to English.

they are an eye sore? Then don't look loh. Easy as that. Their wearing(S) Don't need you guys to care about what.
Oh, I have every intention of not looking. But after all, since ninnies like them like to stand out, who is able to miss a bright pink fox strutting about?

woah. im speaking nicely to you. And you speak to me liddat. Fine come lah. Scared you ah PCB.

How nicely are you speaking, indeed? You're using vulgarities.

I rotten spoilt brat? you are even worse? Creating this kind of blogs, parents did not even teach you all not to
Oh, so now it boils down to parents? I supposed parents taught these lians to be lians! They encouraged their daughters to have underage sex, smoke, wear shameless clothings, etc? Yeah, my parents are better.

Yay, flamers!

To:
I.P 119.234.10.82 Umberlla (lol, wth is that?)
I.P119.234.7.169 Mushroom :D

Mushroom:D Woah. Taking people's picture and put it in this blog uh? It's people privacy, they can sue you for this. And only no life dogzxzxz will write

What on earth is dogzxzxz...etc nonsense? Wow, improvement, so you can type like a human being after all! Oh, but apparently you cannot read. Do you recognize the faces posted here? Do you, hmm? Do you? Maybe if you see them on the street, you can tell them we posted their stuff! If only you can recognize the faces!
And those people posted their stuff online. They know it's dangerous. We're driving a point here.
Besides, if they are so concerned about privacy, they wouldn't be posting their stuff for the world to see.
P.s, for those 'cock eye' fellas, here's what we stressed

"NOTE: IN NO WAY ARE THESE PICTURES POSTED TO CAUSE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA TO THESE PEOPLE. THUS, THE PICTURES ARE MODIFIED SO THAT THE ORIGINAL OWNERS ARE UNIDENTIFIEBLE. "

And by the way, we've changed a lot in the photos - e.g colour of clothing,words, view of faces...

this kind of thing about ahlian. Get a life, please ;D

I know we have lives, I'm not so sure about you. What were you expecting anyway? A blog worshipping ah lians? Ewww.

people who are not ahlians also use th word " DOG " what? Only ahlians can use? And should be you all guys have no life not me. At least im not so boliao to write this kind of no life stuffzxzz here. They also didn't offend you / you all.


Yes, indeed. People who are not ah lians also use the word "DOG", but apparently not as often. Dog is more of a Mandarin thing, like 你这只狗! Yes, you.

Why are you retorting so violently that you have a life? I believe people who really don't have a life will get so worked up. If the accusation were false, then you shouldn't react this way.

Bo liao? Yeah, we're bo liao! And by being bo liao, we attract even more bo liao people (you, yes, you) to our blog to type even more bo liao things.

Yeah, they didn't offend us physically, but they are an eye sore.

umberlla hey ! laugh ! why you all so dumb. look my comment for the first post. it really funny. dont say she dont have a life. at least better than you
->">,HONEY. YOU ARE MORE IMMATURE. WASTING TIME DOING ALL THIS KIND OF THING ! VERY FUN IS IT ? SO FUN GO THEIR FRONT FACE AND SAY LARH . PCB _|_"
What, you think I'm stupid? Go in front of their faces. You stupid ah lians don't play fair. You're as much of a cheater as a loser.
So what if we never go in front of their faces? You guys aren't coming to us in real life anyway.
Or as Maddie put it "umbrella, aren't you a ballles piece of ****, hiding behind your computer, too?"
Anyway, if I'm wasting time doing this, you're wasting time talking to someone who is wasting time on their on accord. Kapesh. Oh, by the way, if you are unable to retort, at least silently disappear, rather than act like a complete brute and show us your colourful vulgar language. Yes, we've heard of them. Now spare our eyes.

->, LAUGHS ! YOU MUST BE A RETARD! I JUST COPYING AND PASTE WHAT KANE SAY. DON'T BELIEVE CAN GO CHECK. DUMB DOG :D
Oh, so you're doubting my intelligence now? I don't find someone who calls other people dogs very smart, you know? For someone who has deemed us time wasters, I find you very, say stupid for wasting time with us. I'm not copying what Kane said, it just so happens we have a similar thinking. As the saying goes, great minds think alike.

LAUGHS ! THAT PART YOU SAY ABOUT "IM ENGLISH IS GOOD " IS WHAT KANE TYPE. LAUGHS. HE HELPING YOU. AND YOU LIKE THAT SAY HIM :D
THAT VERY FUNNY ! AND THE "ENBGLISH" IS TYPO ERROR .

Haha, so funny! So what Kane typed should be hacked to death, while what an ah lian typed as 'ENGBLISH' should be deemed as a typo? You're so fair! Ps. I don't know Kane.

->, FKING HELL ! YOU A VERY FUNNY. I LOVE TO SEE YOUR NEXT REPLY. I AM JUS COPYING AND PASTE WHAT KANE SAY . DUDE.MY REPLY TO KANE IS IN CAPS LOCK!

You A very funny too! You say I copied and paste what Kane said, and now you are doing it too! Why, in caps lock? Why isn't that a surprise. Most ah lians do it anyway; they know they can't win so at least they'll try to blind us. Try.

OMG ! YOU ARE FKING ENTERTAINING! YOU ARE SO SO SO FUNNY. MAKE ME LAUGHS !
Not as much as you make me laugh!

>,THEY LIKE TO WEAR YOUR BUSINESS ARH ? THEY HAVE SKINNY LEGS CANNOT MERH ? JEALOUS ? JEALOUS GO BUY 1 LOLS. AND THEY WONT WEAR AT PANTY LEVEL. DUDE. IF THEY WEAR THAT. WHY DONT THEY DONT WEAR IT ? AND THEY WEAR BELOW PANTY LEVEL! GO MEASURE LARH !

.... Oh dear you are CLEARING MISSING THE POINT. That ah lian said that we are unladylike, thus I questioned them if wearing all those silly mini skirts are ladylike.
How would YOU know if they wore it below panty level? Did YOU measure?
No, I'm not jealous. I thank heavens I don't have legs like sticks and voice like some siren. (not the ambulance, stupid)

>, NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS PART. CAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND CAUSE MY ENGLISH BAD :D BUT MY BRAIN IS NOT THAT BAD AS YOU. LAUGHS. BABY.GO SEE A DOCTOR :D CAUSE YOU BLOODY HELL MISTOOK EVERYTHING.

Look who's talking.


>, FKING HELL. FIRST TIME SEE AAL TEAM GANA JERK UNTIL LIKE THIS :D MAN. YOU ARE FUNNY. I MEAN VERY FUNNY. YOU SO ENTERTAINING .LAUGHS. YOU MAKE A GREAT DAY FOR ME ! GOOD JOB ! :D KEEP IT UP :D

Pfft, you're adorable. You made a better day for me. Keep your thoughts coming, exercise those brain cells, don't waste them away on oogling at some ah beng.


iie lurbbe euu guyys sho muchxz!

Friday, December 26, 2008

Santa Claus comment at aal team

Santa Claus said...@ www.aalteam.blogspot.com
Typical inbred kids. I OLD ENOUGH. SO I NOT A KID ANYMORE.Is this how you would reply? Im so scared of ah bengs now that they are suppose to ''FUCK ME UPSIDE DOWN'' be realistic,at most they would whack me but how would they fuck me? Are they gay now? NO. I ALSO NEVER SAY AH BENG WILL FK YOU, AH LIAN ALSO CAN !

Yes, yes, you're old enough. I see. I believe you're probably above 12 years of age physically. I doubt that you are above 12 years of age mentally, though. Thus, the term 'kids' are used - it sort of means immature, honey.
I don't get you, seriously. I don't think "fuck me upside down" implies sex. It's more of getting back or beating the hell out of them. Thus, your 'are they gay' now is invalid. Denied.
Oh of course ah lian also can 'FK', who ever said they cannot? I'm sure they all have sexual organs! Unless, they are some bot. Now that's scary.


You know what? Dont bother replying.Im not a teacher cause Im still studying. Im not old enough but yet Im english is good enough. BHB ARH. SAY OWNSELF ENBGLISH GOOD.THAN WHAT WORLD TOPEST STUDENT ?

Now, I bothered to reply, it's the least I can do (: What's "Im english is good enough"? My! That is some awesome sentence structure! What's "ENBGLISH"? Some new form of gibberish you created?

Oh, but if you meant English, yes darling, our English is better than yours(at least we type properly!). We have every right to boast that, whilst you don't. In your face. Or, in your screen, whichever applies xD
Never said it was better than the world's best student, but just saying that it's better than yours.

You guys will be the downfall of Singapore society and its so unlady like to spew so much vulgarities at 1 go. HOW YOU NOE I GAL ? LATER I BOY LERH?

My oh my! We will be the downfall of Singapore. Guys, have you heard? Being literate will cause the downfall of Singapore! Let's all quit school and be idiots so that Singapore will prosper! *rolls eyes*
So unlady like? Puh-lease, like you guys know what's ladylike. And no, strutting about in mini skirts at panty level isn't ladylike. That's shameless.
Oh, so I supposed you lians going "FK! farkk! fuk!" etc isn't vulgarities? Or those NBKPKB etc shit aren't vulgarities? Come on, you are even using dialect vulgarities! You guys have some vulgar dictionary in your brains! You guys are walking vulgar people!

And you call us vulgar? Tsk!


I believe its then is your problem and not than.Its only than when your comparing things. You can call me an A hole if that makes you feel any better.Remember to pay attention in english class y'all. This is what happens if you dont. You cant even tell the difference between two simple words. HU CARE, MY SCHOOL NOT LIKE YOU. TEACH THIS KIND OF THING. WHICH SCHOL YOU FROM ? WANA KNOW WHICH BIG SCHOOL!

Asshole. No, it doesn't make me feel any better. Cause I'm not lian, and calling people nonsensical body parts isn't amusing to me. Oh, I pay full attention to classes, don't worry. I don't doze off cause I didn't sleep at 5am last..morning!
We can't tell the difference between two simple words? My! You are too cute! Who's the one who can't tell the difference between 'you're' and 'your'?
Pot calling the kettle black. (no, it's not back, doofus)
I'm not from any schol, oh, is it scholl? O_o
Yes, my school is different. They teach us good things, they don't teach us to be like you at the very least.
No, my school is not for disclosure; puh-lease, what if you try to transfer over and taint us! Sides' you also did not disclose yours. So, it's fair.

The Lian Rap Song

I'm bored. Because up till now, no stinkin' liannies and bengbutts are here to spam and/or flame us. O_o"

Anyway. Maybe if an ahlian decides to write a rap or song, it'll go something like this. (Yeh, it's meant to be offensive to all you liannies out there. Please do laugh, and yep. I used everything that reminded me of liannies or bengbutts to write this... crap. x])

"Yo ar yo, yo ar yo,
I queen of Bugis, do you know?
I wear damn skimpy,
I show off skin,
All the uncles stare at me, (I happy.)

People think I form of art,
Because I like to "gao" bengbutts,
I, think aal got no life,
When I myself, cannot even fight,

My "brothers sisters" "pa buey to"
I call them down cuz you step my toe,
I see your face, you still stare at me,
Then I see police, I run, I don't want "mati"!

[chorus, LOL]
My eyes not big, I cannot see,
That's why I don't study,
The only thing I'm good with,
Is something called vulgarities!

I change steads,
Not cuz they break with me,
Its because, I got many many!

[chorus]

I like to, rebond my hair,
Or perm it if I have to leh,
But I tell you, I do it for fun,
I don't care if my hair like hor fun. (cuz, your hair eventually looks like horfun if you spoil it. o_o")

[chorus]

The end.

x]. The truth is, I don't care how much this song sucks. :D Because it's about liannies. >_>.

Oh yeh.

Hi liannies, :D Yes, I am the great Zann the sarcastic. ;o. Yes, this is a note to you lil' morons. :]. Did you enjoy the song? Are ya gonna produce it? Are ya? Are ya?! Well if you do, I'm not sayin' you need to credit me or something, I'm just saying that you liannies are complete idiots, oops, I mean, wannabe's, um, wait, uhhh... COMPLETE STARS! :].

PS: No need to credit the awesome. :] Bye. :]

Sweet Comments from "Candy Cuties "

Ashlynn [[: said...

Thanks for saeing me good manzx , iie dunn bother to use proper english manzx , its like a torture to me so iie shall skip that all off thn . some ah lians are nt th cause of wad thy are , well some are into it themselves cos thy wann ppl to be scared ! while some are forced by their parentage and all manzx ! like some that hab parents that are gangsters or loan sharks and habb been growing up in this type of environment of cos eur cnt blame them luhs , bt iie am sure alot of them regrets of wad thy are wad , this aal team , make their comments to general manzx !

Of course you do not use proper English. It's such a torture. Why? Well, simple. You are unable to do so! If the government didn't provide at least a basic education, you guys would probably be illiterate now. Gosh. iie dunchx siee haw tixz ishh sho muchx easiier tuu typpe!

"
ome ah lians are nt th cause of wad thy are , well some are into it themselves cos thy wann ppl to be scared !" Not cause of what they are - are only into it cause they wish to scare people? Oh heavens, I'm trembling! Your overpowering ah lianess is making me shit in my pants! Yeah, pfft, right.
Oh, they are into it not because of what they are. So, what you're saying is that they CONFORM so that they can fit in? That is pathetic. I don't see why fitting in with a bunch of immoral people is so important to anyone.

"some that hab parents that are gangsters or loan sharks and habb been growing up in this type of environment " Mme. You said SOME. SOME I am certain, is NOT all! Thus, SOME of them are from that sort of environment, while others are NOT. And, so what if your dad was a gangster? Inherit his gang stuff and go on being a wastrel? What's so fun about breaking the law each day, extortion, killing, beating. Wiping away all your traces of conscience, but yet, Mme, your hands are still RED! "iie am sure alot of them regrets of wad thy are wad" so what if they regret? They aren't doing anything about it! Knowing that you are wrong yet you still insist on the ways you do, that is the ultimate sin!

Anonymous SANTA [[: said...

KANE MAII JERK PPL LAHS , NO ONE IS PERFECT OK ? EUU THINK EUU PERFECT THN EUU AT HERE KAOPEII KAOBUU , IIE NARHIA IIE SCARED ISSIT ? EUU THINK ENGLISH GOOD SIBEII DUA ISSIT ? EUU NOE HOOLIGANS NOE WAD IS TH TRUE MEANING OF SUFFER & EUU REAP WAD EUU SOW ANOT , EUR THIS TYPE OF PPL AT ONLI NOE HW TO AT HERE KAOPEII PPL WILL NBR NOE DE , COS EUR TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED , EUU MIGHT BE THINKING THAT EUR NOT BT REALLY TH FACT IS THAT EUR ARE DE LURHHS ! EUR STUDY SO GOOD GOT WAD USE SIAHS ? GROW UP BE DOCTOR BE LAWYER , NO USE DE LAHS ,LATER OSO NO REN QING WEI DE LUHS , SUCKS !

No, SANTA [[:, no one said that they are perfect, unless they are...uh, narcissistic . I don't think Kane said he/she was perfect! Oh, are you intimidated by our English? Why should you be? Why are you making such a fuss if you're not the least bothered that we speak/type better English than you do?

"
EUU NOE HOOLIGANS NOE WAD IS TH TRUE MEANING OF SUFFER & EUU REAP WAD EUU SOW ANOT" No, I doubt they know what is "reap what you sow". Pfft, if they did, they wouldn't be tormenting innocent people. I don't think you're using even a portion of your brain to retort. What? Oh, these people, I hate their faces, so I'll extort money from them, make fun of them, beat them up for fun! I don't like their faces, so I'll beat them. Reap what they sow? What rubbish.

"UR THIS TYPE OF PPL AT ONLI NOE HW TO AT HERE KAOPEII PPL WILL NBR NOE DE" Well, well, well. Look who's talking. No, look who's KAOPEII-ing.

"COS EUR TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED " *Laughs insanely much* Oh gosh, you amuse me so! We take things for granted? We? Oh, bravo madamemoiselle! Bravissi! I guess we're the ones who squander money away on bright pink plush toys, condoms, bags that are not within our means, wear skimpy clothing, speak in ridiculous high pitch voices. Oh indeed, we're so like what you said; we take things for granted!

"
EUR STUDY SO GOOD GOT WAD USE SIAHS ? GROW UP BE DOCTOR BE LAWYER , NO USE DE LAHS ,LATER OSO NO REN QING WEI DE LUHS , SUCKS !" Growing up to be doctor, be lawyer, at least better than growing up to be nothing at all! How would you like selling drinks at the coffee shop -no wait, foreigners will take those jobs- you would be jobless! And plus all the amazing things you have done in your teenage/early adult years (I.E childbirth), I don't see how you can support your family.
Don't you als love having fairy tales? well, you guys will never get them. Not even an inch near them.
Sure, "no ren qing wei", but hey, money talks in the real world. And by then, you don't have them, you can't talk. You'll be a silent, mute person, leaving no trace in society.

No one will remember you.

No one will want to be near you.

No one will respect you.

So, what a great future you have in store for yourself!

---

BTW:
Ashlynn [[: and SANTA [[:, I've this unnerving feeling that you guys are of the same person. Either that, or same group. Oh yes, the ah lian group. Tsk, how can I forget?

XOXO
Lurbbes and Huggs





Posting other people's stuff

Ho. We've come to the topic where ah lians go "waii euu post maii stuff?!!! ***********"

Today, AALteam2 is going to give people tips on this topic. Esp for people who post info about themselves online.

~NEVER post your photo online. Perverts will get them and paste them on nude photos, then send it to you for blackmail. Hmm, how does 1million dollars sound? Cheap enough? Oh psst, if you're an ah lian type of cutesy freaksy, AALs will get their hands on your pictures and distribute for laughs. But they'll sort of disfigure it so that you're not identifiable. (: It's the least we can do. We're better than stalkers, a hell lot better.

~Don't post even the slightest bit of your info. E.g I am from Singapore, my name is Amy! Yeah, sure, there're a lot of Amy in Singapore. If you're foolish enough to post your email there and oo, some stalker takes and interest...googles it, finds your other information. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Can't think of others at the moment, but these two should help those uh....noob posters.
Bad resolution(haha, my apologies!)
Here's what's written
<-"That girl <3
Name: XXXXXXX
Age: Simple Fifteen
School: XXXXXXX


<-- "Do you keep secrets from your parents?
errr. i reckon so ?" (...how many secrets? you seem to ponder.)

<- "Do you believe in forever love?
yeahhh ! sure !" uh, then why does she have multiple bfs?

<-"Do you cherish every single relationship of yours?
i dunno >.<"
































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(: Brought to you by the random doses of anti twit.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

On www.aalteam.blogspot.com
Anonymous said...

you people don't like ahlians ro use vulgarities then you all still use . what still fuck here fuck there . u fuck ur father lah . kao pei so much . when police catch u all see where u all run till . maybe go home and pull ur mother shirt and cry ah ! kao pei so much . u all think u all very great meh . dunno law still anyhow say what freedom speech . stupid . then dun delete any comments .

9:57 AM

AAL Svperstar: Uh, using vulgarities has nothing to do with ah lian/ah beng -ness. It takes more than just vulgarities to determine how filthy you guys are. And psst, vulgarities are used in AAL blogs to make fun of you guys (: I betcha you didn't know that! Buffoon.

No, we're not "great" - we're amazing! Tadaah! The police wouldn't catch us for we did none of the things you guys did! I.E glue sniffing, underage sex, underage smoking...
Dunno law? Ho. Ho. Look who's talking.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 3 person who opened this blog.
All i can say to you guys is to get a life.
Ah lian or ah beng bo huan tio le eh life, so who the hell do you think that you have got the right to insult them in such ways?

I seriously pity you guys.
God created people in this manner so i guess you want to blame god for creating ah lians? what a joke..

THINK BEFORE U UPDATE YOUR POST.
if u all are too free, why not go and open a professional anti ah lian society..Dont come and talk craps in this blog of yours..

AAL SVPERSTAR: They have a life! Though, I'm not so sure about you. Of course we have every right to insult something that is inappropriate. Tsk tsk.

No, darling. Don't pity them, or the AAL people. God do not create people in this manner. In fact, do NOT use God in such a way! Ah lians and bengs are the birth of the devil. They are the ...uh, even worse version of Adam and Eve giving into temptations. No, not that silly glamourised version of the devil. It's the real, ugly, scary devil! Muhahaha.

'what a joke' Oh yes, it is indeed funny. You have no idea what you're talking about.

'Think before you post' I know we did, pfft, I don't think you did, though. Like you said that the blog of theirs. It's THEIR blog. So uh, even if they kpkb, it's noyb. Professional anti ah lian society? No, no! Heavens! It has already been created! It's there, in your mind, in the hearts of humanity!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Street Kids.

When Techno was good,
it was good,
but after these kids blasted it
on their puny phone stereos,
the whole world of Techno,
got it's reputation in Singapore
as "ah beng ah lian music."

Well, I don't really like the term, Ah lian, Ah Beng.
I've got a more pleasant term here.
Street Kids.

Definition?
Kids: I'm being nice enough to call you guys kids.
Street: You guys are all over on the streets.

Tadahh, simple and nice.

As I've listed, Techno is one thing. The other: weird music blasting.
All sorts I've heard! Interesting variety. The other day someone was blasting some tamil one. (AAL Svperstar: They're probably being racist >=O)
Nice, being multi racial ehh?

*clears throat*
Since, I don't really have much to talk about on their etiquette and all, I'll talk about, whatever there is to talk about and whatever that comes to my head.

I am so long winded, so bear with me.

MUSIC:
What's on the Radio?
What's on MTV?
What's everyone talking about?
= Mainstream.

OMG! What's the best part? They think Underground is Mainstream.

Our Underground:
LoveHateHero
Suicide Silence
I Killed The Prom Queen
Whitechapel
Apocalypse
Bring Me The Horizon
Bullet For My Valentine
Senses Fail
Disturbed
Godsmack
Secret and Whisper
and a hell lot more.

THEIR UNDERGROUND:
Boys Like Girls
Silverstein
Dragonforce
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Metallica
and some other ones.

Well, lemme get this clear, Their Underground, basically consists of Mainstream music. I listen to them.
But please if you tell me you're a metalhead, and you listen to Dragonforce, go fuck yourself.
Dragonforce is well known for it's fucking shreds. Do you know what are shreds? *waits for a reply*
Yes I am very sarcastic.

CLOTHES:
Very nice short shorts!
In colors likes: FBT HOT PINK AND RED! This are common ones.
NF Shorts are mainly white red black blue and green.
Tops usually vary from striped tees, blouses, free size tube tops, tube top dresses, off shoulder tops and deep v-necks which expose a lot of non-existent cleavage! :D

FOOTWEAR:
We all like to look good,
We all fancy nice flip flops.
We all fancy sneakers.
We all like nice sandals. ^^

FULL DRESS:

Head: Usually, ... the caps? With some weird print or thingy and then it's usually airy so it looks like they have long melon heads.

Hair: They call themselves Emo when, there's nothing of that sort. Really messy layered hair with fringe.

Face: As many piercings as they can get, studs usually in the form of earsticks.

Torso: Guys would wear polo tees, striped tees [common ones are red + black, purple + black], fake band tee shirts, some print tee.

Bottoms: Skinny jeans, a pair at $10 or more. Not so common but getting common: duo colored skinny jeans.

Footwear: Slippers, exposing dry and cracked heels and soles. :D Girls usually have their nails messily done.

Accesories: Patent belts, small Zinc bags (i think you get my drift), sexxxxx bands. :D Usually twisted to form the common pattern thing. One black one white.

Tattoos: common ones are, butterflies, or wordings.

In my opinion of tattoos, "Is that all?"
Okay, those are tattoos.
Not body art. :D

Basically, their dresscode is messed.
Or Fucked.

From the alternative streetwear side:
-studded belts
-skinny jeans
-sneakers
-piercings
-cuffs and caps
-shirts with ties or without
-hairstyles

From the preppy dress side:
-Patent belts,
-Gladiator sandals
-Manicured nails
-Trendy tops

They mix it all up?
Then they call it fashion. :D

Common hair colors if dyed: Brown, blonde, red.

THE END!

NOTE: if you listen to any of the band listed, it DOESN'T mean that you're ah lian/beng. It takes more than just songs to determine an ah beng/lian


Harlo Peple!

-Ahem.

Harhl0hhzxsh . I ahmm liiykkeszh sh00 exciitededzscsxh dhattsz dherr antii ahhliiansh bl0gs iish stiiu aliiyves w0rhzxs .

Okay, done with the twitting. Seriously. It didn't take me long to type that bunch of crap. I've been practising. :D And no. I did not say that if you DID actually twit, you're ah lian, oh puh-lease, I know a nice number of nice twits. It's just that I do, in fact, get pissed off when they twit so much so, I don't fucking understand a word.

-thinks. Oh yes!

We all know that ahlians and ahbengs "chup" (is with) gangs, but does that really mean that they can "call people down" to "hoot" us just because they don't like our faces? Aw c'mon. If it really is so, I have one bunch of friends who aren't in any gangs that can kick your butts twice as bad. (And and, it's like omgoshhiezxsz. -.-)

It's real stupid. Have you people ahlians no brains? Did you fail your English? If I just so happen to glance at you, it means I'm staring? That's not dumb enough, ahlians can be more stupid. Below is an extract from an actual conversation between my friend and an ahlian:

Ahlian: Eh knnb, you stare simi stare? Very nice har? I call my brothers beat you up then you know, very funny ah, stare stare.
Friend: But I wasn't... (cut off-ed)
Ahlian: You don't kpkb tell me you didn't stare la. Nb, you stare then don't want admit. You want fight come la.
Friend: Ok la! Fight lor!
Ahlian: Come, go toilet fight.
Me: Oh, wow. Fights must involve the toilet. What for? So you can cry yourselves silly with the unlimited toilet paper in every cubicle when we totally kick your butts?
Ahlian: -speechless.

HAHA.

The moral of this post:
1. Ahlians have no control over their "vulgarity glands". :D
2. Ahlians have no control over their so called "smartassness"
3. They need an English tutor.

The end and have a nice day, signed,
Zann Sarcastic. ;o.

We are still alive

Yes, the AAL TEAM 2 IS ALIVE!
Or, for the others who are unable to read: wiie arr styll alyve!

Yes, AALteam2 is back! We're busting all the twits and noobs who think they are little pink fairy princesses or punk rock wannabe princes!

Today, let us examine a comment found @ www.aalteam.blogspot.com

ordinary gurl said...

diaos. lidat you call ah lian. u cock eye issi? tsktsk.. you people dam hell funny, people who uses singlish means they ah lian larhs? so if ur teacher or ur mother use singlish means they are a ah lian? seriously all you people say you dont understand what ah lians are thinking of, den ii was ask what all you people thinking, you all think everyone who talks like this are ah lians. like can use you brain think anot? ur mother never teach you not to jump into conclusions without knowing the facts? you u're a bastard?

Okay, 1. let us examine the commenter! the name is....ordinary GURL. Wow, what does that mean? Nevermind, let's move on!

"lidat you call ah lian.....people who use singlish means they ah lian larhs?" I highly doubt that madamemoiselle. In fact, Singlish is okay. Ah lian is not! Slipping in one or two Singlish in your sentences is okay. E.g "Hey, wanna catch that movie? It's so cool. Come on, let's go lah!" But this is NOT: "ey wanna catch tat movie or not? very cool lei! come la, let's go and see la!" LA LEH LOR MEH. So nice. So wonderfully ludicrous.

"you all think everyone who talks like this are ah lians" everyone who talks like this ARE ah lianS. ROFLMAO. *cough* Righhht.

"ur mother never teach you not to jump into conclusions without knowing the facts? you u're a bastard?" What jumping into conclusions are you talking about girl? or gUrl. No one's jumping into conclusions here. It's as clear as day of ah lians' intentions. That's why it's fun making fun of them.
Oh look, who's jumping into conclusions now! "you u're a bastard" lol. You you're a bastard. Lovely sentence structure. No, I don't think any of the aalteam members are bastards. But I can't vouch for you people though...

Okay, that's all folks. Stay tune.