Welcome to Singapore, the land of lians and singlish!

Forget the merlion, forget ERPs, forget Sentosa!

Introducing the newest tourist attraction of Singapore!

TWITS! (aka lians)

As said by Cheryl "They want hate Ahlians let them hate. They just dont know how to appreciate this unique trait of singapore, which other countries dont have."

Applause please! We, Singapore, finally have something that other countries do not have! LIANS! Whoa!

I'm sure Malaysia will not quarrel with us over this 'uniqueness'.

Last time I checked, twits were a world-wide phenomenon. It's just so happens that the some countries do not have Asian twits. For example, in America, they call'em airheads/bimbos/bitches. It just so happens in Singapore they are called twits/lians.

So to our global readers, come visit Singapore if you'd like to see them twits!

That'll never happen.

I'll migrate outta this country if lians became our national identity. Yuck.
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COME VISIT SINGAPORE! WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU VISIT THE MERLION INSTEAD OF TWITS. :D

Guest Post: The Biology of AL's Brains

Written by: De Maitre

This is the brain of a typical Ah Lian. There's something very wrong with it. Look closer.

Can you identify the problem?

No?

I'll tell you why.

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It's empty. That's what it is.

E-M-P-T-Y