Meet The Twits Doom x)

10 Sep 07, 19:47a: eh i think u're just copying aal team. have more originality? choose a different subject instead of saying ah lians lah!
Wow. There is more than one parliament in the world. They are all copycats. What about those secret societys, more than one? The aal team 2 apparently loves to spike ah lians as much as the former one, therefore we created this blog as an ally in combat for the unreasonable crooks fiends of nature ^_^

8 Sep 07, 14:31someone: pathetic. you deleted our tags cos you are afraid eh? yeah you english very GOOD. since when is HOR in the english dictionary? posting ppl's friendster pictures is wrong humji.

Then you shouldn't post it up for the world to grab, stupid. Apparently with an ah beng comes stupidity. You personally don't own a cbox I suppose. Our team felt there was no need to sign up for a premium membership for you guys to bitch about in it :D

8 Sep 07, 14:36someone: not ALL ah lians are ganster NOT ALL lians have more than one piercings idiot.

Umm...who's the idiot now? You didn't read clearly(Lets blame it on not listening to the eye specialists) and we did CLEARLY specify that ah lians LIKE gangsters BUT WE DID NOT specify that they are gangsters....wait, you did say gansters...lemme check the dictionary...nope, no such word.

8 Sep 07, 14:34someone: not ALL ah lians have gangs, not ALL ah lians are *****y. not ALL ah lians want guys to **** them everywhere. oh dont tell me you never take a pic of yourself before? pathetic dumbass.

Oh bother, here we go again. AAL team1 has specifically said that we do take pics of ourself BUT NOT at every possible angle with those pufferfish cheeks. Now someone, don't you think you're more pathetic trying to argue with us when you don't have enough edvidence to support your accusing statements?

8 Sep 07, 16:14someone: oh.. dont tell me you are an ah lian too? bo ji mai gong wei lah, lan sai bin, and your SHYT . omg your poor spelling.

In case you haven't notice Mr. Spellingbee, cbox censors all vulgarities and we wanted to make it a point to you and so we made it 'shyt'.

8 Sep 07, 16:14someone: the pot calling the kettle back.

Yeah...*laughs* pot calling kettle....BACK. Backkkkkk. Hah, oh god, hah!

iloveahlian puss: C.B, must u say ahlian till like tat... but i do agree they are like a sex toy to my bros and me... haha

Apparently yes I do have a CB and you don't have one.

Yups, that's all for tonight folks.

Let's answer some comments by TWITS x)

Ho. Let's see some comments by the 'tards.

10 Sep 07, 19:47a: eh i think u're just copying aal team. have more originality? choose a different subject instead of saying ah lians lah!
=_= Wow. There is more than one parliament in the world. They are all copycats. What about those secret societys, more than one? The aal team 2 apparently loves to spike ah lians as much as the former one, therefore we created this blog as an ally in combat for the unreasonable crooks fiends of nature ^_^

7 Sep 07, 20:32someone: oooh XXXXXXXXXX, the act goth one.. PATHETIC LAMER. YOU have nothing to do huh?
Well, well, well, look who's the real 'pathetic lamer'. *laughs* You're the one who came to our site cause YOU have NOTHING TO DO. My god. Pot calling kettle black!

7 Sep 07, 20:36someone: ya lor XXXXXXXXXX the act goth nerd.
Act goth nerd? Ur englush veri nice hor?
Even if we are nerds, you can be certain we are a hell lot better than you since when we're normal kids you guys are way lousier than us. In this case us = nerds, you = retards ^__^. You should be glad I gave you a title! I wanted to put 'shit' but oh well, kindness begets kindness.

7 Sep 07, 20:33ahlianX rox: So wad if people are ahlians? They like u care? NB dun be real jealous for this la cause i know your skirt is super long and your socks is super high too la..lols
NB here NB there. Why would we be jealous over a bunch of vulgar fucking slutty whores? There. We're vulgar too. Hoo why should we be jealous unless we are like you gir- no, cheap labour who wants boys to bitch them at every single second? Super long skirts? Oh god, you should be a fortune teller, just like all fortune tellers who are FRAUDS. Oh wait, you probably cannot understand this because you don't like books.

Oh yes, as Zan likes to call it you guys are NONETITY. ^^ All a bunch of mindless goons with mini skirts. Ah lianX rox is...another nonetity name I have to point out ^___^

7 Sep 07, 20:34ahlianX rox: Btw..their skOol uni is surpposed to be OUT lorhx DUNNO THEN FKS OFF LA NB MF
Wait, before I answer this *Laughs!!!!* omg. skool uni! SKOOOOOL uni! LORHXXX!!!!Hahaha! Tuck out, we did leave a doubt on the tuck in or outs you brainless kid :)
You fuck off little whimp. All you know is come here~!!! This is our site and not yours, know your stand lowlife. Go have some cute hamster makeout session with your bf, primate. Our next round we'll post uncensored sluts for you to feel jealous of your BFFs!

Our words to the unintentional victims

Hello, so I've realised that some people aren't twits. Twits is a worldwide crisis, do you know why?

*Skip this paragraph if you are only interested reading the apologies
These useless lowlives have added on to the already bad enough pollution, global warming etc: They don't give a damn to our enviroment, all they care is fuck fuck fuck with some hawt boii at the nearby brothel. What's plastic to them? 'iie throw where iie wann euu dunt tell miie!' This in turn spoils our enviroment. Oh yes, have I told you that twits are all freaks that are living? I betcha you didn't know because you are all 'they are aliens, what can we do?' sad to say they are part of humanity itself BUT we have the rights to downgrade these useless things of nature! ^__^ They breathe in oxygen too, oxygen theives, therefore contributing to global warming! I suggest the most effective way to reduce all this threats is to mass kill these worthless bunch of ingrates!

Okay, so we know that some people do type twit or look like twit even though they are not. Take my classmate for example, a very artistic kid with a kind nature who talks like a twit on msn. e.g: hiie. tmr have sch right? niid t0 brinq what ar?

Right, that is twitness >ow, my eyes!< but we do know that besides twits, preps are misunderstood as twits as well. I have prep friends and they are a hell lot better than twits! Preps have brains unlike you guys~!!!

So yeah, how do I know there's a difference? Just like emo, the whole Goth and Punk subcultures have been dragged into some deranged accusations that they cut just like emos because 'theres no difference', which is a great big joke to me. There's a difference of Goths, Punks and emos. A very big difference indeed, so therefore the aal team feels that we have the right to differentiate people.

Oh yes, twiits typpe lyk tis. PrEpS tYpE LiKe ThIs. If they are found in the half-half situation, lets just say they are half twit half prep :) one of our members here on aal is actually a prep, will you look at that? ^___^

Peace out.
Rest assured the victims will be spared and the guilty will have their necks snapped and their bodies dismembered one by one. ^^ hehe


xoxo:anyone who actually believes the ending statement must be a fool:oxox

Holy twit-o-rama

The Twit Dictionary™:
The word : "I"
-iee.
-iie.
-ie.
-ai
-aii
-ihh.
-ih.
-ii
-aiiye
-iiye
-iiesh
~too many.~

The word : "Them"
-dhemm
-tem
-demm
-dh3m
-dem

The word : "They"
-dheyy
-dey
-dhey
-dh3yy
-dhei
-deii
-dy (...This is the weirdest one I have ever came across.)

The phrase : "Thank you."
-tank uuie
-tankiees
-tankkiiess
-taanks
-dankks (O_O Dunk?)
-tankiies
-tank ues
-tankss uies.
-tanks tuhh euus.
-thhankks yewwsh

The phrase : "Happy Birthday." (It's a mini book, don't mind.)
-happiii burdaay
-harpii burfdaee
-happee (pee?) berrfdaess (It's birthday dang it. BIRTHDAY. -.-")
-harppiesst burdae ishh weeshed tuhh euu (this, has a lot of versions.)

The word : "You"
-euu
-uee
-uiee
-eiuu
-eus
-yewws

The word : “To”
-tuh
-tuhh
-t0
-tuu
-2 (this is normal.)

The word : “Gone”
-gunn (ITS GONE, NOT GUN, GUN IS FOR ME TO SHOOT YOUR DAMNED PREP BRAINS.)
-qone (wow, its “q” now. -.=… Can they be anymore “IMAGINATIVE”?)
-g1 ( now, F1[Formula One] I’ve heard before, but G1? Try T1 for Twit One.)

The word : “Happy”
-harppiie
-happiie
-hapi
-harrpyii
-happii
-happiee
-happiie
~and the list goes on and on.~

The word : “Need”
-nead.
-nid
-niid
-nied
-niid
-ned
-n3ed

The phrase : “Bye Bye”
-buaii buaii
-buhbiies
-buh bie
-biies
-buaii

The word : “Is”
-iish
-eish
-iz
-yish
-esh
-es (… my friend’s name is Esther, but when I call her Es for short, it isn’t pronounced like that.)

The word : “Hi”
-hiie
-hie
-haii
-hai
-hieess
-hiess

The word : “Phone”
-fone
-f0nee
-phne (can’t they just type the whole word instead?)

The word : “Meet”
-mit
-miit
-miet

The word : “Me/My”
-miie
-mi
-mehh
-mi3

The phrase : “Got to go”
-g0t tuhh goes (ermm… English failed, I suppose.)
-gorrt tuhh g0
-gorts tuh g03s (the fellow who typed this, must be really free to use numbers in replacement of letters)

The word : “F***”
-farkk
-fvck
-fluke (flute?)
-flook
-fuke

The phrase : “Be right back”
-biie rite back
-be ritex bakx (wow, in love with X-es, eh?)
-b3 ritte bacxx
-bee riitess bakk (double of everything, awesome.)

The word : “Congrats”
-k0ngratts
-c0ngratss
-kunkrats (I think you meant to spell comrades.)
-kgkg (kilograms, kilograms?)
-cgcg

The word : “Hot”
-hawt.
-h0awt
-hwat (HWAT ARHS! -.-“)
-haut
-hautt
-haht
-h0t

The word : “Bunny”
-bunnie
-boniie (BONE-y?)
-buniie

The word : “Party”
-partiie
-pahtiie
-parhdie
-phaarrdyyi

The word : “Whatever”
-wadeva
-whadevr
-wtr (super short form, I guess.)
-wdva
-wat3v4

~Dictionary Part 1 is Completo~~[[ZANN]] ™©®~

What the guys think of the lians <3!!!

Welcome back to our ethusiastic aal team! Today, we have interviewed 10 males about what they think of the ah lians and boy did we get a shocking revealation!
All guys' identities will be kept secret as to prevent those seductive satan's slaves knocking on their doors for their favourite hobby or whacking the daylights out of the men who don't like them!

The question posted to them was: Do you prefer ah lians or normal girls and why?

#1: I always preferred lians leh...hehe...very hard to explain but u know guys...all have the same motive and besides' ah lians are very readily available..can ditch anytime also. Shh...don't tell xXxxxX because she's the first not-lian I dated!

#2: Uhh...this 1 ar very hard to say leh. Ah lians more seductive and easy fucking(with experience) ...but normal girls have more decency and respect for themselves...so I think I pick none, I'm gay! (AAL:O_O)

#3: Can I say both? Wait my girlfriend is normal...I take normal! (AAL:(-_-)
W8, w8! I like normal girls because they are innocent!

#4: hahha u ar veri funny leh. ask me this type of qns. of course i take normal girls lah! dun see me tok(I tot write?) like tis lah i like the real guai guai ones when it comes to the end! ah lian at start can be my teachers in *** but then i prefer a normal gal at the end because i noe she wont anyhow find bfs outside one!

#5: I like normal (because) lians like gangster and i don like gangsters!

#6: Both larr as long as in love hu cares.

#7: Normal, who likes slut? Later i get AIDS who come help ar? Also ar so loud and wild. My another alarm clock is it? I have one mother is already bad enough!

#8: Because I feel that normal type are better because the lians are only trying to act cute. (Prosthetically cute you meant? >:])

#9: Normal because they are a quarter of how noisy and yappy lians are. (jeez I thought you like lians? *smirk* there are a few I can tell you!)

#10: Arh lianx ferr miie thx euu. I lykk dhem because verii cutex larhh. euu see here pout dere pout, omigod iie alreadi wanna hugg dhem lykk siao! (ok, you sure you're a guy?)


So there you have it! Most poeple who chose lians are because they are like toys to the guys x)

And those who chose normal is because we are a quarter of how noisy and stupid lians are and that they prefer the real innocence ^__^

Cheerios.
AAL Svperstar

The westerner lians

Hoho. Just a little topic brought up about our dear people the lians, my English friend told me that his country too, has lians! But, they are called 'chavs'

In what ways they are similar you asked? Well here's all of them!:

Act cute. wiie t0kk lykke tis. euu n0rt happiie euu gohh eatt shiiet (-_-')

Druggies. Okay, so drugs're banned in Singapore, oh look, they are underage smokers! Glue sniffers!

Vainpots. Gah I love to use these on them! Mini skirts, translucent clothing and absolutely shameless outfits to show off those sexay farkked up legs!

Virgin-be-gone. Yup, you got it! They are all virgin-less! Now don't say that it's because they are pretty that's why they get to have sex. Men are not better than women! They aren't the ones who get to choose solely! Now now, chavs and lians does these blasphemy stuff is because they do it when their friends do it. No, not peer pressure, just mere showoff freaks who wanna outwit their BFFs, unfortunately, I don't even think they have any brains.

Oxygen theieves! Bwah, I picked this up from my friend yesterday. They are useless, waste of our nations' resources and breathing in our oxygen!

Okay, more will be updated to this soon, so stay tuned people! ^___^


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All smiles? I don't think so.

News really travel fast. Zann was telling me the other day that anyone who types like this: "iie lorveessh yewws", is using "twit" language. A few days later, my friend said that she was practicing twit language. Zann has created a mini dictionary on twit language the other day. And here's a sneak preview before Zann uploads the whole thang here!:

The word "is", represented as: eesh,ish,iish, (there's more.)

The word "more": maur, morre, maurre,

The word "very": verii, veriie, veliish, veriish, varriie

The word "to": too (Oh bloody hell, it became this way.) Coincidentally, two: too. Which therefore is a point that twit language has no grammer rule or spelling mistakes! ^___^

ManiacPUNK

Post edited by AAL Svperstar

the TWITTY dictionary.

The word : "I"
-iee.
-iie.
-ie.
-ai
-aii
-ihh.
-ih.
-ii
-aiiye
-iiye
-iiesh
~too many.~

The word : "Them"
-dhemm
-tem
-demm
-dh3m
-dem

The word : "They"
-dheyy
-dey
-dhey
-dh3yy
-dheii
-deii
-dy(...This is the weirdest one I have ever came across.)

The phrase : "Thank you."
-tank uuie
-tankiees
-tankkiiess
-taanks
-dankks(O_O Dunk?)
-tankiies
-tank ues
-tankss uies.
-tanks tuhh euus.
-thhankks yewwsh

The phrase : "Happy Birthday."(It's a mini book, don't mind.)
-happiii burdaay
-harpii burfdaee
-happee(pee?) berrfdaess(It's birthday dang it. BIRTHDAY. -.-")
-harppiesst burdae ishh weeshed tuhh euu(this, has a lot of versions.)

The word : "you"
-euu
-uee
-uiee
-eiuu
-eus
-yewws
~too lazy to type. or as THEY say, tuhh lazii tuhh tipp, LOL.~

~NOTE: wow. i just wrote crap. xD~

[ZAN.theCRAPPER.]
edited by AAL Svperstar

Smoochies in public

Okay, so we've all heard of the little makeout sessions in public from the AL and AB. A little hug a little snuggle is common but, the one I saw the other day at ORCHARD MRT was beyond redemption. At first I thought it was some casual hug but to my horror, the skimpily dressed lian was frenching the beng and he was touching her butt. Oh my god. It was like...squeezing, touching, nuzzling. I nearly fainted. What added up to this nightmare fest was that the MRT was packed and that everyone was looking at them, their eyes reflecting what seemed like downright disapproval. Well, this is what the sims called 'public makeout' eh? Absolutely sickening. They were like "Hunniie...mmm...*nuzzles, iie wan maurre!*" It was absolutely apalling and made me nausea just by standing near them. Have you realised how much stupid makeout aura I recieved?! This is another point why lians are so outcasted as sluts of nature. :)

Huggies.

The Birth Of AALteam2

With the start of something new, here is our ahh liian dickktionarriie. A best bet for boosting you to the high ends of being an ah lian!

Let us introduce some of our very common lovely must-haves.

-Emoey fringe (now emo has another reason to cry. ah lians stole their style!!!)

-Handbags. god they can't get enough of those! It's a 'to die for'

-A walking dictionary of swear words in every possible language(these people are hardworking!!!)

-Cutesy language. I sympathise the Japanese or whatever language that needs to repeat the alphabet. Just look at the list of possible spelling for a setence like 'I love you'!
* I luv u
*I lurbbe euu
*iie lauve euuie
*aii luff euiie
*iie hearrtt eu
I think there's a hell lot more but I collected these from the N1 lians next door.

-'ankle socks'. Definition: socks that reach the ankles. Oh no, these are the new and improved socks of the ah lian culture! It's called ankle socks but you can't even see it on your ankles!

-Makeup okay, so normal girls do makeup too but the foundation layer is barely two or three. Ah lians're flawless. It's literally the whole chunk of foundation they flung on their faces each outing. Talk about wasting money

-Mini Skirters. It's a must for them. No mini skirts = no life. They must have boys peeping up their panties -or perhaps nothing. Urgh

-Neoprint lovers. Calling everyone who loves neoprint doodling in each outing! 10bucks is nothing compared to the cuteness you can put on yourself with the machine. Sparkles baby, sparkles! Normal people do it for momento but theirs is a hobby! Just look at their photos spilling out of the purses!

Huggs andd kiisses AAL-superstar