Holy twit-o-rama

The Twit Dictionary™:
The word : "I"
-iee.
-iie.
-ie.
-ai
-aii
-ihh.
-ih.
-ii
-aiiye
-iiye
-iiesh
~too many.~

The word : "Them"
-dhemm
-tem
-demm
-dh3m
-dem

The word : "They"
-dheyy
-dey
-dhey
-dh3yy
-dhei
-deii
-dy (...This is the weirdest one I have ever came across.)

The phrase : "Thank you."
-tank uuie
-tankiees
-tankkiiess
-taanks
-dankks (O_O Dunk?)
-tankiies
-tank ues
-tankss uies.
-tanks tuhh euus.
-thhankks yewwsh

The phrase : "Happy Birthday." (It's a mini book, don't mind.)
-happiii burdaay
-harpii burfdaee
-happee (pee?) berrfdaess (It's birthday dang it. BIRTHDAY. -.-")
-harppiesst burdae ishh weeshed tuhh euu (this, has a lot of versions.)

The word : "You"
-euu
-uee
-uiee
-eiuu
-eus
-yewws

The word : “To”
-tuh
-tuhh
-t0
-tuu
-2 (this is normal.)

The word : “Gone”
-gunn (ITS GONE, NOT GUN, GUN IS FOR ME TO SHOOT YOUR DAMNED PREP BRAINS.)
-qone (wow, its “q” now. -.=… Can they be anymore “IMAGINATIVE”?)
-g1 ( now, F1[Formula One] I’ve heard before, but G1? Try T1 for Twit One.)

The word : “Happy”
-harppiie
-happiie
-hapi
-harrpyii
-happii
-happiee
-happiie
~and the list goes on and on.~

The word : “Need”
-nead.
-nid
-niid
-nied
-niid
-ned
-n3ed

The phrase : “Bye Bye”
-buaii buaii
-buhbiies
-buh bie
-biies
-buaii

The word : “Is”
-iish
-eish
-iz
-yish
-esh
-es (… my friend’s name is Esther, but when I call her Es for short, it isn’t pronounced like that.)

The word : “Hi”
-hiie
-hie
-haii
-hai
-hieess
-hiess

The word : “Phone”
-fone
-f0nee
-phne (can’t they just type the whole word instead?)

The word : “Meet”
-mit
-miit
-miet

The word : “Me/My”
-miie
-mi
-mehh
-mi3

The phrase : “Got to go”
-g0t tuhh goes (ermm… English failed, I suppose.)
-gorrt tuhh g0
-gorts tuh g03s (the fellow who typed this, must be really free to use numbers in replacement of letters)

The word : “F***”
-farkk
-fvck
-fluke (flute?)
-flook
-fuke

The phrase : “Be right back”
-biie rite back
-be ritex bakx (wow, in love with X-es, eh?)
-b3 ritte bacxx
-bee riitess bakk (double of everything, awesome.)

The word : “Congrats”
-k0ngratts
-c0ngratss
-kunkrats (I think you meant to spell comrades.)
-kgkg (kilograms, kilograms?)
-cgcg

The word : “Hot”
-hawt.
-h0awt
-hwat (HWAT ARHS! -.-“)
-haut
-hautt
-haht
-h0t

The word : “Bunny”
-bunnie
-boniie (BONE-y?)
-buniie

The word : “Party”
-partiie
-pahtiie
-parhdie
-phaarrdyyi

The word : “Whatever”
-wadeva
-whadevr
-wtr (super short form, I guess.)
-wdva
-wat3v4

~Dictionary Part 1 is Completo~~[[ZANN]] ™©®~