Friday, September 7, 2007

Our words to the unintentional victims

Hello, so I've realised that some people aren't twits. Twits is a worldwide crisis, do you know why?

*Skip this paragraph if you are only interested reading the apologies
These useless lowlives have added on to the already bad enough pollution, global warming etc: They don't give a damn to our enviroment, all they care is fuck fuck fuck with some hawt boii at the nearby brothel. What's plastic to them? 'iie throw where iie wann euu dunt tell miie!' This in turn spoils our enviroment. Oh yes, have I told you that twits are all freaks that are living? I betcha you didn't know because you are all 'they are aliens, what can we do?' sad to say they are part of humanity itself BUT we have the rights to downgrade these useless things of nature! ^__^ They breathe in oxygen too, oxygen theives, therefore contributing to global warming! I suggest the most effective way to reduce all this threats is to mass kill these worthless bunch of ingrates!

Okay, so we know that some people do type twit or look like twit even though they are not. Take my classmate for example, a very artistic kid with a kind nature who talks like a twit on msn. e.g: hiie. tmr have sch right? niid t0 brinq what ar?

Right, that is twitness >ow, my eyes!< but we do know that besides twits, preps are misunderstood as twits as well. I have prep friends and they are a hell lot better than twits! Preps have brains unlike you guys~!!!

So yeah, how do I know there's a difference? Just like emo, the whole Goth and Punk subcultures have been dragged into some deranged accusations that they cut just like emos because 'theres no difference', which is a great big joke to me. There's a difference of Goths, Punks and emos. A very big difference indeed, so therefore the aal team feels that we have the right to differentiate people.

Oh yes, twiits typpe lyk tis. PrEpS tYpE LiKe ThIs. If they are found in the half-half situation, lets just say they are half twit half prep :) one of our members here on aal is actually a prep, will you look at that? ^___^

Peace out.
Rest assured the victims will be spared and the guilty will have their necks snapped and their bodies dismembered one by one. ^^ hehe


xoxo:anyone who actually believes the ending statement must be a fool:oxox

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