Friday, December 26, 2008

Posting other people's stuff

Ho. We've come to the topic where ah lians go "waii euu post maii stuff?!!! ***********"

Today, AALteam2 is going to give people tips on this topic. Esp for people who post info about themselves online.

~NEVER post your photo online. Perverts will get them and paste them on nude photos, then send it to you for blackmail. Hmm, how does 1million dollars sound? Cheap enough? Oh psst, if you're an ah lian type of cutesy freaksy, AALs will get their hands on your pictures and distribute for laughs. But they'll sort of disfigure it so that you're not identifiable. (: It's the least we can do. We're better than stalkers, a hell lot better.

~Don't post even the slightest bit of your info. E.g I am from Singapore, my name is Amy! Yeah, sure, there're a lot of Amy in Singapore. If you're foolish enough to post your email there and oo, some stalker takes and interest...googles it, finds your other information. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Can't think of others at the moment, but these two should help those uh....noob posters.
Bad resolution(haha, my apologies!)
Here's what's written
<-"That girl <3
Name: XXXXXXX
Age: Simple Fifteen
School: XXXXXXX


<-- "Do you keep secrets from your parents?
errr. i reckon so ?" (...how many secrets? you seem to ponder.)

<- "Do you believe in forever love?
yeahhh ! sure !" uh, then why does she have multiple bfs?

<-"Do you cherish every single relationship of yours?
i dunno >.<"
































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