Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Cheap vs Sexy

Hello folks! No, wait. Hello refined humans and liannies!

AAL Svperstar's...posting. Lol.

Okay, I just came across this article regarding a teacher posting her "Ah Lian" photos on blog. This may be old news, I don't know.

However, this shows something highly alarming.

She is a teacher, and she knows she is an ah lian, she hurls vulgarities and still knows that it is lianish. She wears a micro -oh, that's just an excuse- bikini in pictures. You know, I'm okay with some teachers having tattoos and stuff, but this is too extreme.

It's not because we are a 'conservative' society or how she is just 'expressing her freedom'.

She, in all aspects, is not acting like how a teacher should be. Note that I do not mean people clad in knee length skirt, collared shirts to teach in school. Although, there is nothing wrong with that.

I believe a sense of decency and professionalism should be shown in her conduct. After all, she is a teacher. Can you imagine the president of the United States doing that? It's just unsightly and not at all proper.

This brings to another issue. Is our education system that desperate? Do they accept any one who wants to be a teacher? Sure, it is a free for all. But teachers are the role models to students. If they speak like that, dress like that, act like that in school, it is BOUND to pose as an influence to her students! Oh lord, I for one wouldn't want to be taught by her. We go to school to study, not to dress up pretty or act cool.

._. Cheerios people.
I'm going back to nerd mode, as all liannies say.
For us normal people, it's called sleep.
Spelt with a double 'e'.

And ps: Here's her blinding green micro bikini. Even Asiaone posts it! ._.
Picture credits to the ah lian teacher and http://mr6.cc/?p=2444#more-2444http://www.eightbook.com/node/2121 (which, is in Mandarin)

Saturday, March 21, 2009

School Term Starts!

































































Apparently the colours's gone nuts. But oh well.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

So many things in a week.

Wow. For starters, I didn't know that TTT is gone. Oh heavens. Whatever happened? Did they go overboard with the flaming..? I am not certain. Would someone well informed kindly clarify?
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at aalteam2, we'll only say things which are backed up by evidence. We do not draw castles in the air or accuse people of stealing undies when they did not. (/random)

Anyway. This has been an awful long week! Gosh. Ever since school started. The days were so, so long. But I got through them without falling asleep in class! And being the average nerd, I made sure I wore huge glasses and a super long skirt to school. Righht.

Anyway, here's a convo I heard in the toilet one fine day...

ah lian: Oh my god! miie lyffe ishh ruiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waii gort saucee!! fark la! now my shiirt gort stainn! EEE! iie wanna throw itxz awayxzxz!!!
(for people who are twit illiterate: oh my god! my life is ruined! why is there sauce! fuck la! now my shirt has a stain. eee! I want to throw it away!(the shirt) )

al's friend: oii euu siao ar? throw away? tat one new one euu noe?! can wash! (oi, are you nuts? throw it away? that shirt is new, you know?)

ah lian: so whatxz!?! it's all dirty! wash gort use mehhxx? (so what? it's all dirty. as if washing it has any use!)
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and the rest was whining.

Okay. So, uh. Do ah lians throw their brand new school shirts away just because they have a incy bit of stain. It was tiny; I saw it. I barely did.

So. This proves it.
1) ah lians waste money, or are filthy rich
2) they care about their looks sooooooooooooooo much.
3)they contribute to global warming. yes they do, by throwing things away unnecessarily.
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Words...
TEENAGEMUTANTNINJATURTLES
not very interesting. MOT and the original AAL were good, this is just.. idk. some of your ideas abt ahlians are so wrong.
Wellllllll, sorry to disappoint you I guess. "about ah lians are so wrong," what about them? Perhaps you thought they were cute little fairy angels? Anyway, every site will have their own perception of lians...we're not clones.

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That's all for the daily rambles. I swear.


And uh, yeah. Nothing much fun atm.
Perhaps I will draw ah lian jokes..? (in the future) hahaha.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hi. I'm Zann the awesome. No need to cheer for me. :] I know I rule.

How are you liannies? I'm fine. :]
"iie'm liiyke , sh00szdsh g0nnash takkezxs ovuhhszx eurr p0sitiionszsd iin bugiis . beat dhatt euu biig smartsxds pr0fess0rsxhs of dumbelldom ."

Anyway.
Sorry, I've been "MIA-ing." I wasn't really in the mood to blog lately. :]. So I attended the Downntown East countdown just now and... while walking there, I saw the usual ahlians. O_o. No surprise there, standard tattoos, golden hair, smokes, short shorts, constant-flirt-with-ah-beng-ness.

My friend and I returned to stay over at another's house. On the way, we saw typical ahlians hanging out on the... railing. Well that's new. Not just that though, they even camwhored. But oh well. It's their character, it's 2 am and they're probably still there camwhoring. -.-.

The end.
... yeh, bye.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Awesome comments

/.Love, Want post their pictures just show the face la, censored for what, for f-ck is it?
We censor to protect their rights at the very least. Not for f-ck.

/.Love, Get a life la, stop doing all this sh-t. It's lame don't you think.
Please, like you have more of a life than us. You're actually reading something lame!

/.Love, Kid, grow up la.
For someone who is totally, uh, mentally challenged, you have no right to tell me to grow up. And by the way, I'm sure you're more immature than me. For someone who reprimands us, I take it that you feel you're more matured than us? Surely you would know how to type fuck. If you want to use a vulgar word, go ahead. Don't try to censor it halfway! For what? For f-ck?

/.}Ecstacy, Your also never put pictures . who knows ? you might be f-ing ugly ? ^^
Yeah? And you're not a human! Who knows?

/.}Ecstacy, Pathetic people siol.
Wth is siol? And if we're pathetic, you must be deranged.

/.}ECSTACY your talk until dam xialan your know . ahlian also humans . wht give you th rights to judge s.one ?
We never said ah lians weren't humans...what were you thinking anyway? Monkeys?

/.}ECSTACY And you can post about ahlians . why cant yukiee post back about your ?
There you go assuming things again...

/.}Ecstacy, Your got guts come out talk luhs . arseh0les.
What does guts got to do anything? Like those stupid "nb la! euu wan fiight is it! cum larhh! huu scareddxz of euu!"

/.}Ecstacy, So ? Got wrong mehs ?
Yeah? And I don't wish to meet up with a person like you. Got wrong meh?

Monday, December 29, 2008

replies, replies.

twiit/anti twit. :3 click! this girl damn chio

Frankly, I don't think she's ah lian. And you find her chio? Please do date her then.

twiit/anti twit. :3 since you say that it's not fun in making fun of other people's parent , then why are you making a fool of those who uploaded their photos on their blog or friendster profile ? don't you think its neither a fun thing to do ?
Uh? I don't see a point or link in your sentence..
What does parents got to do with uploading photos..?

twiit/anti twit. :3 i bet you used up all your brain juice just to reply us , or checking the dictionary , calling up your friends to make sure you have got no spelling or grammar errors HAH
How did you know! So smart! *applauds*

twiit/anti twit. :3 and and you like to check ip codes so much and that make you so "kia su' you know ? HAHAHA , i really pity you boy/girl
What does kiasu got to do with IP codes? Eesh, Hello, we're checking IP codes to see which loser is trying to be multiple idiots. like being one idiot isn't enough?

L so i've got a couple of spelling errors here and there, sue me. What do you have against ahlians anyway? got beaten by them before or what?

So you've read my reply. I believe it's time you read the other posts too. You guys are repeating questions. And no, I don't have time to sue you people.

f you're gonna reply with "ahlians are a eyesore, they just irratate me" then you seriously have no life, either that or you're a complete nerd
Yeah? And if you find our blog such an eye sore then, uh, you're an idiot whose life has been zapped away long ago :)
I don't find lians useful for our country's development, FYI.

Can you imagine? If we were to talk to the westerners like lians?

W: Hello there, pleased to meet you
AL: harllo! so nice tuu meet you too lei!
W: What's 'lei'?
AL: It's Singlish la!
W: what's 'la'
AL: Haiyo, euu so bothersome lei.
W:...

L:that can't do anything about it in real life cause you're just too scared, trust me, people like you are a eye sore too
Yeah, say that to the teachers, principals, high ranking people if you dare. I'm sure they don't twit about.
L, don't you have better things to do? I'm sure Kira has escaped!

L probably someone ugly who can't even match up to anyone in terms of appearance, look in the mirror before you even reply to this tag
Then you look into the mirror too, please. I'm sure you're an ugly pimple faced freak with huge spectacles and a horrible nose.
Don't assume things. Things that are not blatant, don't try to use them...

jane i agree with you! but are you aware that people are scolding you in their blog? there's th link, you might wanna take a look! anw, i think that twits
Let them be. They said we are bo liao, but look, they are also discussing about us? So there are people who discuss a bo liao blog, how interesting!

Hello you guys seem to be copying the aalteam. kinda copycats huh? :o
Lol. Yeah? The twits have similar blogs, but they claim to be original. So, whaddya think?

{♥.PAMELIA Do you think you guys are just lamers ? Euu sensored their face , but they can still recongize their clothings , they'll sure be sad . And others that
How do we sensor? By having a detection machine? But if you meant censored, their faces aren't the only thing we censored...the clothes colours have been change, font colour, etc...

{♥.PAMELIA Why create this ...... useless blog to dispise girls . Even if they're ahlians its not your problem ==
Dispise...what on earth is that. = = of course it's not our problem, did you ever see us trying to change them? nope.

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From http://yukielovesyou-x.blogspot.com/ who featured us in her post :D
I finally realized that there is another AAL team. They're so .__. Dumbbell. They act as if they speak very good English and those cheap clothes are meant for lians. Look here puh-lease, definition of lians are right here. ( Just a few tips. )
Do we speak VERY good English? I doubt it. I didn't say cheap clothes were meant for ah lians, I just say they buy cheaper clothing and try to act like it's worth a million bucks.

1) They carry imitation branded bags such as, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Guess, Burburry, and so on. PS. They claimed that their bag's are real.OH MY GOD. Only stupid people would not be able to tell the difference. ( Please do not act rich if YOU ARE NOT. ) It sure bring hell lot of gossiping.
Stupid people...right. I've heard of high society tai tais who wore fake stuff and people didn't know...so are they stupid now? So, you deem them intellectually impaired? Have you been working in branded shops for ages so that you can tell the difference straight away?
Als LOVE attention, they LOVE to act rich. It's a fact.
Gossiping? Yes, als have already invited a lot of gossping, where were you anyway?


2) Lians are quite friendly at some times. Okay, fine. They are nice people. Those AAL supporters must have done something so wrong. Oh-So-Wrong.
Oh-so-wrong? Yeah, perhaps we stole their compact mirrors! Or, or! They simply didn't like our faces? Or perhaps, they liked our boyfriends/girlfriends(les)?
We never said ah lians were totally rotten, but most of them are. I don't believe any human is capable of being 100% evil/bad.
Must the AAL people do something wrong in order to dislike ah lians? I don't find that very reasonable.

3) AAL cannot tell the difference between a little girl and a Lian. They post pictures of XMM's. I feel they should go investigate more about them :o
=_= Lol. Little girl. There're eighteen year old women(not girls!) who act like they're ten or something. Yeah? They are XMM now? Oh gosh.
We all know what's a lil' girl when we see one. sum1 hu typpe lyk dis isn't a xiao mei mei. If she's young, she's going to be an ah lian soon...
P.s: AAL team2 does not show info of people who type normally -_-

And ps. I find you're an ah lian despite your typing...those huge black eyes, small little mouth, an innocent look...

I think my hamster's cuter. ugh
Today just isn't my day. I'm rambling~






Sunday, December 28, 2008

on aalteam website. strange.

When I went to the aalteam page today, boy was I surprised. Our dear Ashlynn has written something about us, on aalteam page. Why doesn't she write it here? Is she afraid? Now, she says we are cowards, then what about her? She's avoiding us.

And p.s: it was so hard to dissect her comments. There were commas everywhere, and fullstops were far and rare. The worst thing was , well , the commas had extra space . The fullstops too !
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Ashlynn :D said...

Well well well , aalteam has gone to hide and aalteam2 is out to be a hero , how sweet [: . I like twiting and that's the way i am , like it or not , i do not need you to interfere with my typing and also ,

Who's interfering with your typing? No one is telling you that you cannot type that way, we're just laughing at the way you type.

since aalteam already said that singapore is freedom of speech and so on , i dont see why do you , aalteam2 have the need to jerk back on what i say , the real world is sarcastic , you can choose to hide behind the screen and continue being your scardey cat personal while so many people are here jerking you ,

Hide behind the screen? I think you're behind a screen too. I think it's pretty fair. No, Singapore is not a place for freedom of speech. Our freedom of speech isn't truly say what you like. Don't believe me? Go say something about the government that is highly rude or insult some political person. Just try. They'll show you how free speech is in Singapore. Oh, or you could just say something racist. I know you people are highly racist. That could land you in trouble too.

I love it when racist people get in trouble. It's nice.

p.s: I'm glad we cannot insult the government/races/etc because gosh, imagine if we could! Those ah lians/bengs would go nuts insulting. Those people show no respect.


reasons for aalteam2 interfering is because they think that by so called ' helping ' aalteam , they can be in the center of people's attention , seriously no body gives a damn about what do you have to say about ahlians , but the remarks you give about ahlian is really general that you say anyone that has that feature is so called ' considered ' ahlian which is ridiculously funny .

We aren't helping aalteam. What did you think we were? Good Samaritans? Gosh.

Hello, we're not trying to be in the center of people's attention. Last time I check, it is you, the lians/twits who are saying stupid things like "iie wantxz tuu diie!" or "maii lurvve ish ovver" to get attention.

How ridiculously funny is it? We all know what an ah lian is, just like how every kid knows what is right. But when they choose to ignore that, it's another story.

* ROFL * , well , aalteam2 likes to scold people rights , ASHLYNN [[: and SANTA [[: are the same person , the typing is almost the same dude , cant you see ?? How can we be from the same clique when we are the same person , and also , HAHA ,

Apparently not only are you unable to type, but you are unable to read. I remember vividly that I said EITHER you guys were the SAME person OR same clique.


I am not a ahlian , and i wont want to be one , but i am just frustrated by all the comments you made . The purpose of all these anti ahlians blog is that your just want to irritate those ahlians to come here and scold you guys to prove those theories that your made about them .

There, you proved our point too. I'm not gonna finger point that you are indeed an ah lian or not, but your sensitivity to us already makes a point.

Typing in twit and proper english to me have the same difficulty level , but it depends on my mood to see which one do i like better .

yeah? I guess one can get used to typpe lykk dis. And naturally it wuld be easiier. Yeah, mood, mood. I'm sure when you blog, your mood is lianess.

Well , i see that the entertainment level of aalteam has gone down , could only be bothered with your copycat , aalteam2 [[: , so long suckers :D

=.O Entertainment level. Interesting way to put it. We're no copycats. If aalteam2 is a copycat, I would say the entire ah lian community are copycats. Afterall, they type the same stupid language, speak the same stupid tones, wear the same ugly skimpy clothing.