Sunday, March 29, 2009

Liannies, we won't get sued!

Hello peeps! Its me, the great Zee Anti Twit!

Firstly, there has been an uproarious commotion about the origin and usage of anti-ah lian blogs such as this one. I have taken some time to provide some information on Singapore law regarding this matter.

Now, look at subsection (1) of section 3 of the Sedition law in Singapore.

“3. (1) A seditious tendency is a tendency
(a) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the Government;
(b) to excite the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore to attempt to procure in Singapore, the alteration, otherwise than by lawful means, of any matter as by law established;
(c) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the administration of justice in Singapore;
(d) to raise discontent or disaffection amongst the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore;
(e) to promote feelings of ill-will and hostility between different races or classes of the population of Singapore.”

As you can see, there is no part of that states what we are doing is against the law of Singapore. Although (d) states that raising discontent or disaffection amongst citizens of Singapore is a seditious tendency, we are not targeting only fellow Singaporeans, because Ah Lians are not only from Singapore. They can appear anywhere in the world, though most cluster around the southeast region of Asia. In addition, the definition of the word “Ah Lian” is not clear, and thus the people in which we are commenting about cannot be defined exactly. In fact, I think that the Liannies themselves were the ones who caused disharmony at first.

With respect to cyberbullying due to posting other people’s pictures, we have used digital modification of our subject’s faces to prevent them from being recognised. We are doing this to protect the rights of the Ah Lians, who are also living organisms like us (talk about twit rights activists?). Ever since the closure of TTT, I think that we are certainly more careful on our posts. If I’m not wrong, a Liannie whose pictures were posted in the TTT blog wanted to sue them, but was unsuccessful.

Here are some tags made by the Liannies =)

YUNNLE said:
Oi u use my friend picture for wht ? Fk u laa , wht aalteam u think u who anyhow grab ppl photo and all . lame laa ! Shameless sial

Firstly, we grab their photos because they are Ah Lians. They are examples we use to allow our readers to know what we are talking about. It is said that “a picture paints a thousand words”. By using pictures, we can allow our readers to grasp what we are trying to say. By the way, we are aalteam2, not aalteam. These are two different blogs with the same goal. Oh yes, you just said that we posted your friend’s photo. Oh well, Liannies like you seem to know each other really well, to such an extent that any random Lian is your friend -_-. I wonder who the lame person here is. Why are all the arguments given by the Ah Lians similar? I think that with your pea-sized brains, you can’t generate to many thoughts is one go.

SEIKA said:

YO YUNNLE,SCOLD THIS PEOPLE. lols -.-' w/e i got tio this before , haha ! laugh at this people , imposing themself , look ! more lame peep(s) are entering singapore ! D: crys , well , the 1st thing i wanna ask these people , do they look like lian ? 2nd ; even if they are , whye are you kpoing so much ? mind ur own business ._.

With your appalling English, I simply cannot grasp what you are saying. But, I understand the part “do they look like lian”. The answer is, we don’t. If we are, we would not be as stupid as to comment about our looks. If you want me to describe myself, I can tell you that I wear really simple clothes, with no piercing or tattoos whatsoever. We are minding our own business. The reason we hate twits like you is because you cause light, sound, air, and land pollution. Light pollution is when you let us look at your disgusting bodies and indecent clothes etc, sound pollution when you rattle so much vulgarities in public places, air pollution with your bad breath and thick perfume, land pollution when you dump the used makeup shité.

Anti Twit said:
“Woah,you guys are harsh ain't cha? All you have to do is pick up some random stranger and speat **** about them? You're suppose to be a anti ahlian team,not to pick on people you think are ahlian. Since you've a brain larger than pea size,you should know you can get sue for this. There's no freedom of speech yo,this ain't the states. No offense,but it ain't right doing this.”

We aren’t harsh. We are doing this for the good of mankind. Through the use of blogs to spread the dangers of Ah Lians and Lianism, we allow the decrease of the appearance of Ah Lians. The numbers are increasing, but we cannot let this happen. Imagine if one day the world is taken over by Ah Lians. It would definitely be a hostile place to live in. There would be chaos, and mankind will meet its doom. Therefore, we must prevent this from happening, and it starts as anti-ahlian teams like ours. One day, the world will be perfect and people like twits shall cease to exist.

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