Y'know what. Since the liannitards (yes, new species. :O) didn't answer OUR question of: "Whadd dherr phuckks d0esh shm00kiinqq curre?", I, Zann, the awesomest of awesome, shall answer that.

Due to stupidity as aforesaid, by the liannitards, I have concluded that smoking cures the following diseases:
- Lungobursticuz
Symptoms: Lungs start to weaken.
Cure: Death by smoking.

- Imaretardasmokism
Symptoms: Wanting to smoke due to peer pressure and smoking for fun.
Cure: Death by smoking.

- Liannitardiculum
Symptoms: You twit.
Cure: Death by smoking, an alternative of having sex with multple partners will enhance and hasten the death sequence.

Yes, for Lungobursticuz, it only occurs to people who smokes wayyy too much. This results in lung cancer. Or throat cancer, either of which would result in you dying if there isn't a cure :D

As for Imaretardasmokism, its only due to people between the ages of 10 to 17 wanting to smoke because of peer pressure, or rather, the frequently used excuse, "I need to relief stress wor", Oh why don't you go photoshop your faces, it'll reduce stress! (Not on your computer though, it'd explode from multiple layers you made to immaculate your faces.)

And last but not least! Liannitardiculum, its a horrible disease spreaded to approximately iie-dunchh-phuckkinqq-kn0es number of people, on a daily basis! :D In my belief, I think you should go buy those type-guides for kids between the ages of 6 to 8 for proper typing skills, whereby they teach you basics of where the hell you should place your heavily menicured* fingers, and how you should type without breaking your expensively menicured* fingernails.

Yes, this is a very very very very very very (spamz0rs) bored Zann :D

SMALL NOTE: *MENicure is used to mock the spelling ability of xiiaolov... something. :D