Wednesday, April 1, 2009

"Lovely" Comments by the Twitzxsz (:

SHIMIN said:
oh, by the way, you can get sued for plagarism. any time. (: but i doubt anyone would waste their time on you guys.


As AAL Svperstar already mentioned, the words of solemnities do not belong to AAL TEAM2. Plagiarism is only when you pass off somebody else’s work as your own. Of course, we will never want to do that given the horrible English used in the “words of solemnities”. Well, well, who is wasting time on us now? Don’t tell me that no time is spent posting messages on our tagboard –laughs at the Liannies’ self-contradictory words –.

SHIMIN said:
click!
& i don't need you to judge my english standards. you are welcome to visit my blog anytime. (: but honestly, what do lians have got to do you?

What do lians got to do with us? The answer is quite obvious, actually. Imagine watching a Liannie in public doing their usual makeout sessions in public with their boiifrendxszx. Its ghastly and you can get sore eyes for a week just by having a little glimpse –shudders–. Not to mention is also their constant camwhoring and obnoxious English like “iie wanttxz duu habsxzs –censored– wiithzxsx euus!” that pollutes the beauty of the Language and also our previously-perfect mind -_-.

SHIMIN
do you think that yr english is absolutely flawless? -.= come on. wake up & stop doing stupid things lyk this.


Even though it is not flawless, at least it’s a hell lot better than yours and also that of the other Liannies. Using singlish isn’t as bad as twiting, because only a minority group of people called twitzxsz are able to read the corrupted language. Liannies like you should be the ones to wake up and stop doing stupid things like camwhoring and wearing ultra-short skirts no more than a nanometre long. I used to wonder: are shorter skirts cheaper because it requires less material to manufacture? =__=

SHIMIN said:
hey come on lah, you think that that is fake? -.= get a life pls! you are so childish to the extent whereby you even joke about someone's death?


Seriously, it does make one think that the post was fake or used as a joke. An ordinary person wouldn’t write it in such a way that makes it sound so crude. I only found out that it was real when I went to the tagboard of that person’s blog. By the way, we are not joking about someone’s death. And, since when did we joke about her death? We were only saying that you should use euphemisms when spreading the news about someone’s death. Imagine if I say “that person is now belly-up and is gonna be combusted tomorrow”. It really is evident that the post was made as a joke.

Reis
"first step to communicating with us", it should be "to communicate."..?


Wow, trying to correct our English, eh? Have you ever heard of “present continuous tense”? Obviously you haven’t, having such a low level of education. As far as I can tell, you only know of “present perfect tense”, which was only taught in Primary 1. If you ever want to correct our English again, try typing it in Microsoft word and check for spelling and grammar mistakes before acting smart and end up looking stupid. Oh wait, its not looking stupid. Rather, it should be letting others know that you are stupid.

Unknow (: said:
Lame, people with singlish you also want to correct it. CHILDISH!


We are not just correcting singlish. Rather, we are correcting misused English that causes confusion when reading, especially twitsy language that really rewires our entire neural network. Your nickname doesn’t sound right, too. Shouldn’t it be ‘unknown’ and not ‘unknow’?

Pass said
you guys are fking childish, get a life.


Yeah, we are childish and you are mature. Indeed, you are so mature that you had sex before you reach ten years old. Unlike you, we have a great life ahead of us, instead of worrying that cops would catch us for underage sex, drug addiction, you name it. What a life.

Hopefully the twits would continue coming in for us to comment on their farcical tags. Bye!

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